What she saw next could only be described as spicy eyes.

Originally, she had always been curious about what the eunuch's place looked like, although she had the opportunity to see Wei Zhongxian a few days ago, she never dared to muster up the courage to see it, and this time she actually didn't muster up the courage, but she was forced to do it, and she had to watch it if she didn't want to, because Wei Zhongxian was facing Qin Xiao in front of him when he took off his pants!

There's nothing between the crotch! There was only a black ditch left, more like a pit!

Wei Zhongxian is indeed too ruthless, not only did he cut off his younger brother when he was a teenager in the palace, but he even cut off two balls with a knife.

"Don't say it, this thing is pretty comfortable to wear!" Wei Zhongxian put on his diaper and took two steps.

"As long as you wear it, little brother won't need to use diapers and tigers in the future. You only need to change it once in the morning at noon and once before going to bed, and you don't need to wash the replaced ones, just throw them away. ”

"Is it that good?" Wei Zhongxian's voice did not fall, and he covered his crotch again.

"Don't cover the little brother." Qin Xiao took Wei Zhongxian's hand away.

Wei Zhongxian wrinkled his brows for a while, took a long breath, and looked at his crotch, but there was no urine at all.

Wu De stepped forward and sniffed: "Why is there still a fragrance!" ”

"Is the urine still fragrant?" Yang Yinglong didn't believe it, so he also leaned over the diaper and sniffed it, "It's true!" Godson, how did you get it! ”

"I put some spices in it, and as soon as I got it in the water, the fragrance would come out on its own. And the more water in it, the stronger the fragrance will be! ”

"Wonderful, wonderful!" Wei Zhongxian exclaimed happily, "Little Yuzi, what's the name of this baby!" ”

"Diapers!"

"This name is good, diapers, diapers are not wet! The real deal! ”

"You guys play, little brother, I'll go to the market and pull a few more cotton cloth and bamboo charcoal, and make enough diapers for little brother for a year!"

"Okay, our family only peed once, I feel okay, wait until I sleep and see tomorrow morning, if it really doesn't flow, you see how our family rewards you!"

"Thank you, little brother!"

Early in the morning of the second day, Qin Xiao was called over by Wu De.

Wei Zhongxian had just gotten up and was having breakfast with Yang Yinglong in the tea hall.

As soon as Qin Xiao entered the house, Wei Zhongxian put down the dishes and chopsticks and greeted him happily: "Little Yuzi, our family hasn't slept for decades, and we have to be woken up by urine bubbles almost every other hour, and guess what happened this time, our family slept until dawn!" When I woke up, the diapers were not wet and heavy, but not a drop of water came out! And it's fragrant! You really saved our family's life! ”

"Hehe, it's a gesture, little brother is serious." Qin Xiao said modestly.

"You don't have to be humble. Xiao Yuzi, how about our family promote you to be the governor of Zhejiang, the former governor Li Guoting's kid was disobedient, he asked our family to pick up a few days ago, and our family hasn't adjusted the right person yet, so it's better for you to go. ”

Yang Yinglong happily pushed Qin Xiao: "Godson, thank you!" ”

"I understand the good intentions of the little brother, but I won't be the governor of that matter."

"Your turtle son lacks heart! The governor is a second-class official, a feudal official! Yang Yinglong scolded.

Wei Zhongxian: "Yes, little Yuzi, you stupid little brother?" ”

Qin Xiao said disappreciably: "I'm used to staying in Tusi City, and I don't want to go so far." And I'm happy and at ease every day, the governor is the boss of a province, how much worry I have to worry about every day, I don't want it! ”

Yang Yinglong: "This turtle son is really lacking in heart! ”

"Godfather said that I lack heart eyes, so I will lack them. Besides, I didn't help Little Brother because he was 9,000 years old, I had a plan, so I did everything possible to find a way to convince him. I just think it's okay to play with my little brother. ”

Wei Zhongxian said approvingly: "Little Yuzi, you are much more secure than your godfather!" ”

"Nine thousand years old, where is my old Yang restless!" Yang Yinglong hurriedly defended.

"If you are safe, you are still waiting for our family to serve and urine in our house."

"Won't I give you and urine now!"

"It's all your responsibility!"

"Hahaha!" Yang Yinglong laughed heartily.

"Xiao Yuzi, you have helped our family so much, our family doesn't reward you with anything, I don't want to go, say, what do you want?"

"Little brother, give me this reward!" Qin Xiao picked up the tiger beside the bed.

"What do you want it to pee? It's quite a commotion. ”

"Because you don't need it, and I happen to be missing one, so I want it!"

In Wei Zhongxian's approving and Yang Yinglong's surprised expression, Qin Xiao got his wish and got the long-coveted tiger - the night pot.

Qin Xiao is not sick, and she does not have a habit of collecting night pots, not to mention that the taste of this night pot is very strong and riotous.

But this night pot is pure gold, pure gold! It weighs two or three pounds in his hand. And it's fucking diamond-set!

This must be sold to a pawn shop, not for a thousand eight hundred taels of silver!

When he saw the pure gold and diamond-encrusted tiger on the counter, the pawn shopkeeper's jaw almost dropped.

"Vice-Ambassador, where did you get this baby!"

"Nine thousand years old rewarded the official, look at it, there is an inscription below." Qin Xiao proudly showed off.

The shopkeeper carefully held the tiger and looked at the bottom, and sure enough, the inscription below was engraved with the words "Wei Zhongxian's own use".

"This, this rare treasure!"

"Of course, nine thousand years old is still using it, I don't believe you smell it, it's original!"

The shopkeeper buried his face in the tiger and smelled it for a long time, and said intoxicatedly: "Such a mellow and thick smell, in the whole world, except for the nine thousand years old man, there is no one else!" ”

Qin Xiao was stunned, it was just a strong smell of urine, this shopkeeper could be described so beautifully, which also showed that the influence of the nine-thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian on the Ming Dynasty was too great, and even the shopkeeper of a small pawnshop in a remote mountainous area had to seize the opportunity to slap his ass twice.

"Shopkeeper, make a price."

"Nine thousand-year-old royal treasures, how dare the small ones set a price, let's make a price for the deputy envoy."

"Two thousand taels of silver, how about it?!"

"Deal!"

Wow, two thousand silver is equivalent to more than one million yuan, a diaper can be exchanged for so much money, Qin Xiao can't mention how happy she is.

As soon as Qin Xiao took the silver ticket and left, the shopkeeper called a buddy.

"Quickly find a carpenter to make a shrine on our cabinet, offer the nine-thousand-year-old baby, get up in the morning with a stick of incense, three heads in the morning and evening, and make a big offering on the fifteenth day of the new year!"

"As for the shopkeeper, it's just a night pot."

"Why not, nine thousand years old now lives in our Tusi City, if one day his old man goes out for a walk and sees us offering his night pot as an ancestor, he will definitely reward us! Maybe we'll be crowned official! ”

…… Later, the shopkeeper's wish really came true, when Wei Zhongxian left Tusi City to wander, it was tantamount to finding the night pot that he was worshipping, and suddenly he was happy, and immediately said that he wanted to take the shopkeeper back to Beijing to reward him, and the shopkeeper went happily, and then the shopkeeper became a eunuch...... It is said that when the dick was cut, he howled very badly, and regretted his intestines, of course, this is a later story.

Since Qin Xiao made diapers for Wei Zhongxian, Wei Zhongxian trusted her even more.

In recent days, when Qin Xiao was applying a mask to Wei Zhongxian, she found that Wei Zhongxian was not particularly happy, especially when she looked in the mirror.

Qin Xiao was curious, so she asked, "Little brother, I see how depressed you have been in the past few days." ”

"I'm so worried, look at Xiao Yuzi, before I came to Sichuan, our family was still a small face with melon seeds, and then you look at it now, it's almost a round cake, although there are fewer wrinkles, but this fat is looking old again!"

"No, you're nearly a lap fatter than when you came."

"Don't say it, our family is sad!"

"Big fish, big meat, and delicious mountains every day, can you not get fat, or will little brother eat some vegetarian and light food in the future?"

"It's better not to eat those than to eat, our family has no other hobbies in our life, except for loving beauty, that is, we love to eat, your Sichuan's spicy fragrant pot, mapo tofu, fish-flavored shredded pork, dandan noodles, and northern Sichuan cold noodles, our family has tasted them all. Xiao Dezi, our family hasn't eaten spicy fragrant pot for a while, go get a pot for our family! ”

What a foodie!

"If you don't eat, you'll definitely get fat, look at my godfather, it's almost two hundred pounds." Qin Xiao jokingly looked at Yang Yinglong on the recliner on the side and said.

"You said the wrong godson, Lao Tzu just weighed it yesterday, two hundred and eight pounds!" Yang Yinglong said proudly, "The prime minister's belly can be fulfilled, and your Lao Tzu's belly is full of blessings!" ”

"What a blessing, your stomach is full of!" Wei Zhongxian patted Yang Yinglong's stomach and said, "Little Yuzi, our family doesn't want to be like your godfather and become a pig!" ”

"Why am I still a pig?" Yang Yinglong pouted and said.

"Little Yuzi, hurry up and use your ingenuity to make Little Brother slim down!"

"If you want to lose weight, you either eat less, or you have to move, but if you don't want to give up good things, then you can only move, and in the future, you can go out and run a few laps in the streets and alleys every day, and it won't take long to lose weight."

"That's not good, this is nine winters, the ice in the water tank outside this small courtyard is half a foot thick, our family is most afraid of the cold, but we can't stand this crime."

"That is, if the nine thousand years old is frozen or tired from bumping, and something goes wrong, it will be troublesome! Nine thousand years old, I don't care if it's beautiful or not, you see how comfortable my old Yang is, every day after eating and bathing, he lies on this rattan chair, the sun is warm on his body, that's called a comfortable. Yang Yinglong said with a smile.

"You know what! Xiao Yuzi, quickly think of a better way for our family. ”

"Good point...... Then I'll teach you square dancing! ”

"Square Martial ...... Our family has been weak and sick since childhood, but we can't practice martial arts! What's more, our family is fifty-seven, with old arms and legs, but we can't dance and get a stick! ”

"It's a dancing dance, not a martial arts."

"So, tell me what kind of novelty this is?" Wei Zhongxian sat up from the rattan chair with interest.