Chapter 14: Smell the Smell of a Woman
When Lin Bou first saw Gu Wen, he called him a little ruffian, and Gu Wen called Lin Bou a little turtle in order to call him symmetrical. The memory goes back to the first time I met Gu Wen, it was in early September, during the military training stage.
The temperature in City B is still hot, and at 8 o'clock in the morning, the sun rises high, and the light and shadow of the sun can be seen on the playground early in the morning.
As freshmen, they get up early in the morning and need to undergo military training.
But the girls in the acting department will have to rely on their faces to eat in the future, so they complain about the school's military training while wearing thick sunscreen.
At half past eight in the morning, all the freshmen stood like a pine tree with their backs straight.
Even the shadows are in the shape of lines, which is very beautiful.
The instructors went to the tennis court next door for a meeting, and when they left, they warned all the new students that they were not allowed to desert!! As soon as the girls who wanted to pretend to be dizzy saw the instructor walk away, they relaxed their military posture one after another, and the queue collapsed in an instant.
The playground also began to be agitated......
The original main class is on the far left side of the playground entrance, and it is also the queue with the highest appearance and height in the entire school. Gu Wen was wearing the instructor's military uniform like this, and walked over with a swagger, with his hands behind his back, very leisurely.
It's a pity that he may not have known in his life that his military hat was crooked at that time, and the five stars in the middle ran to his grandmother next door......
He stood in front of the queue in their class and began to talk serious nonsense.
"All sit cross-legged!" The momentum is a bit of an instructor's feeling.
I don't know if it was because it was too quiet at that time, or what, Gu Wen's words made the whole playground of the new students standing in a military posture all look at him, and after everyone was stupid for a few seconds, they sat cross-legged on the ground.
"Report to the instructor, our instructor told us to stand in a military posture until he came back from a meeting!" The platoon commander said.
"What station? Yes? - " Gu Wen pointed at them and began to shout, "What is there to stand on?" You're going to have a body class every day in the future, do you look good standing in a tree? So stiff, how will you act in the future! It's the same as breaking uric acid! ”
He muttered, bent down, and sat on the ground with his legs hunched, his long legs palpable......
"Instructor—where are you? First time here today? Why haven't I seen you before! ”
"Instructor, if I had seen you earlier, I would have trained on time every day!"
"Yes, yes, yes, so do I."
"Me too!!"
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The scene entered a state of chaos, Gu Wen looked at everyone, and pounded his mouth with his tongue.
"Are you stupid? Have you ever seen an instructor as handsome as me? He laughed more and more, coupled with his conceited expression, absolutely amazing!
He took off his military hat, put it on the grass, casually folded a small weed from the grass, put it in his mouth, and raised his eyebrows sideways to discharge electricity at the girls in the class.
"And who the hell are you?"
"You're wearing an instructor's clothes......"
"You're going to let us sit down!"
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"I mean, can you use your brains? Didn't anyone just say that your instructors went to a meeting? If I were an instructor, would I be here for you? It's stupid! He laughed out loud, and laughed wildly.
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Everyone was speechless for a moment and began to discuss privately.
"Who the hell are you?"
He snorted, spit out the weeds in his mouth, and found the disdainful voice through the sound source.
The mouth smiled high and low, outlining the look of a thug, and said word by word: "I'm you, grandpa!" Turtle grandson, even you deserve to know my name! Then, his attitude changed, "Elementary school girls, remember, my name is Gu Wen!" Smell the smell of a woman! ”
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After that, the entire freshman group remembered this junior who disguised himself as an instructor - Gu Wen.
Later, she learned that Gu Wen just happened to rehearse a drama that day, and he was bored in a military uniform, so he strolled to the playground......