No.216

I'm a person who doesn't think well, in other words, I don't have a plan. Except, of course, on the question of how to celebrate Xia Yu's birthday.

But what's the use? The so-called plan can't keep up with the changes, and we are not now sealed in a cage made of steel and concrete, and all the plans we have thought in advance have also come to naught.

I always comfort myself that it's not yet an imminent moment anyway, and it's useless to be anxious. It wasn't until yesterday that I finally realized the seriousness of the problem and warned myself that this matter could not be delayed any longer, but because I had nothing to do now, I could only turn to Sister Mei and ask her to bring me a cake from outside.

At dinner today, Sister Mei deliberately called me to come to the door to get food, and I understood and shouted, "Xia Yu, you clean up the table first." Then he ran over to meet Sister Mei with a smoke.

Xia Yu's voice came from behind him: "There is no hair on the table, what are you cleaning up?" ”

At the door, Sister Mei said to me like a thief: "The director is in charge of it tightly, and the size is too big to bring in." ”

Yan Bi took out a palm-sized locket from his arms and smiled evilly: "Sister, I have really done my best, and I can only wish you good luck next." ”

At one point, I suspected that it was a mooncake.

But it's better than nothing, no matter how small the cake is, it's still a cake. It's a miracle food that has more symbolism than taste and size.

In Fei Ge's words: "Cake, don't throw it in other people's faces, is it possible that you still want to eat it?" ”

I nodded to Sister Mei and couldn't thank me anymore: "Don't worry, resolutely complete the task!" ”

Xia Yu was already waiting impatiently at the table: "Tong Lei, what's the matter with you?" The baby is starving! ”

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In fact, Xia Yu had already warned me, and she was posing in front of me at that time: "On my birthday, you must not make any unexpected surprises, tear-jerking sensationalism, my mother doesn't eat that!" ”

I still can't tell whether her words are intimidation or forenotice.

When we were eating, Xia Yu asked me why I had been delaying at the door for so long just now: "If you have done something wrong, take the initiative to confess, it is terrible for me to find out." ”

"Why did you wait so long at the door?" I smiled at her, "Sister Mei is chatting with me." ”

"Really?" She scanned me with her eyes while eating, and it felt like she had been through a security machine.

I swore an oath, put down my chopsticks, raised two fingers in front of my forehead and swore "Absolutely true, high fidelity, absolutely true!" ”

Xia Yu sneered: "I once said that no matter how cunning a person is, there will always be some subconscious expressions that are uncontrollable, although it flashes, it can better show the true feelings and motives of the person's heart, so as to expose the true thoughts in the heart." You're trying to hide it, but micro-expressions don't lie. There are at least three flaws that I perceive. First of all, when I throw the question to you, your first reaction is not to answer, but to choose to repeat it bluntly, indicating that you are not prepared for the question and are weaving lies in your heart. Secondly, your posture when you speak is very unnatural, your lips are slightly pursed, you don't care about eating, you just blindly stare into my eyes. Do you believe that this is the only way for me to conclude that you are sincere, or that you are watching to see if I accept your lies. As everyone knows, this makes your inner embarrassment obvious. Again, the so-called important things are said three times, and you have implemented them really thoroughly, and the voice of the speech is earth-shattering, and you almost write the two words of weakness on your face. ”

I smacked my mouth twice, it was just dull and tasteless: "If you see through it and don't say it, why don't you know how to pretend to be stupid?" Everyone in the world knows that only silly and sweet women are liked. ”

"I'm tired of having a lot of silly and sweet women, and it's always delicious to have an uninteresting person like me stirring and stirring in it," Xia Yu suddenly threw a wink at me, "You're right?" ”

When I was grieving, her eyes were like a depth charge, and the detonation was concealed and sudden, causing the originally calm sea to set off a monstrous wave, and the boat carrying my heart sent an urgent telegram in the wind and rain: "The captain has fallen, and my department has been ordered to disarm!" ”

"Good...... Like, right. ”

Xia Yu encouraged me: "Today is my birthday, I know you also know, everyone tacitly knows, there is no need to hide good things." ”

To be honest, with such a small cake, I feel very faceless, will Xia Yu be angry?

I tried my best to explain: "Originally, I had saved a huge amount of pocket money and wanted to put on a big show for you, but the plan couldn't catch up with the changes, and now in this situation, the gods have no tricks."

Just now, in order not to be discovered by Xia Yu, I hid the cake box in the bag containing the lunch box. I went to get it as I spoke, and when I opened it, I found that the cake had been flattened.

I was shocked: "How did you get it!" ”

Xia Yu took a look at the bag and quipped: "It turned out to be a giant cake, but it's a pity that the sky is not beautiful." ”

God couldn't get along with me, Xia Yu was still talking cool things next to me, and I felt so uncomfortable that I could only pick out a candle from the crumbs of the cake and light it with a match inside. Fortunately, it was still lit, so I took care of it in every way, if it was accidentally blown out by a gust of demonic wind, I was afraid that I would have to drill wood on the spot to make fire.

I sandwiched the candle between the palms of my hands, pretended to hold the cake in my hand, and carefully held it in front of Xia Yu, although shabby but full of sincerity: "Pig, you also have a happy birthday." ”

Xia Yu was warm, and there were tears flashing in his eyes: "Tong Lei, thank you, I'm really satisfied." Have you ever thought that if I really contracted SARS, then we might both be hanging by a thread now? So you were able to accompany me without hesitation, which was already the best gift for me. ”

After that, he blew out the candle and returned to his usual appearance. The fickleness of a woman is vividly reflected in her.

"Of course, after the two of us go out, you can also choose to give me another big one, I don't mind."

I feel that she is hopeless, and she will not forget to take advantage of me anytime and anywhere: "Your closing argument is too early, and it is not over yet." ”

I turned around and took out a cassette tape from my schoolbag on the sofa: "I was going to record a Mayday song for you, but unfortunately I can't sing the second half, only the first half is recorded, if you are interested, you can sing it yourself and add it." ”

She was about to reach for it, but I held the tape to my chest: "This is Tong Lei's first soundtrack, you must cherish it." ”

"So much nonsense," she took two steps forward, "what song?" ”

I deliberately sold a pass: "Guess? ”

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