No.218

Since that day, Xia Yu has turned on the terrifying repeater mode.

Her dedication is truly admirable.

The ward was only so big, and the two of them were already face to face every day. She wasn't enough, she circled around me every day like a fart, muttering three words over and over again: "Which song?" ”

If I usually talk about it, I won't worry much about her, you say that I go to the toilet, she also blocked the door and knocked on the door, and followed the rhythm of knocking to rap these words to me, which directly caused my anal sphincter to also have rhythmic contractions, and it was strange that it could be pulled out!

Once slept until midnight, Xia Yu suddenly bounced up from the bed, like a corpse in a zombie movie, the whole person formed a right angle, and shouted urgently: "Tong Lei!" ”

I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat, rolled off the sofa directly, and hurriedly asked her: "I have a nightmare, don't be afraid of the good baby, Dad is here!" ”

But what popped out of her mouth was still the same sentence: "Which song?" ”

I really regret that I didn't bring the Walkman in the first place.

I was overwhelmed, but fortunately, I was not driven crazy because of my strong psychological quality. In fact, he was really shaken: "Why do you have to embarrass yourself, just tell her to forget it." ”

But when she thought of all the painful memories she had been pitted, her determination became more and more firm.

Finally one day, Sister Mei ran over excitedly, laughed and tearfully and said loudly: "The quarantine observation of the two of you is over today!" ”

When Xia Yu and I finally reacted, we rushed up and threw Sister Mei to the ground, and the two of them laughed and then cried, venting their grievances, worries and pretended calmness in front of each other for a period of time.

Sister Mei is a very emotional person, and when she saw the two of us going crazy, she couldn't help but cry and laugh.

I sat on the ground and pounded the floor: "Fuck, in fact, Lao Tzu has been in a state of being scared to pee from beginning to end, and you have to prepare diapers when you come in the future!" ”

Xia Yuzheng and Sister Mei hugged each other and wiped their tears from each other: "Nonsense! In the future, even if the diapers are given away in vain, the old lady will not come again! ”

I smirked again: "Copper hammer, it turns out that you are not afraid of heaven and earth. ”

Sister Mei also laughed: "Who do you call Copper Hammer?" ”

"Who else," I pointed with my hand, "Xia Tong Hammer, haha." ”

Xia Yu explained to Sister Mei: "It's just a nickname. ”

Then he turned around and said, "I'm happy today, and I don't care about you." ”

When Sister Mei helped the two of us take care of everything, the three of us cried again, this time we shed tears of regret, and the quality and quantity were genuine.

Sister Mei told the two of us: "Don't forget me, come and play with me often." ”

I kept nodding and agreeing: "Sister, don't worry, the copper hammer is not only a powerful and domineering name, but also a very weighty speech, as the so-called promise of a thousand catties, right, Xia Yu?" ”

Xia Yu corrected me: "That's gold." ”

I messed around: "That's right, it's a catty." ”

"It's endless," Sister Mei took our arms and walked in the middle, "You two are happy to be enemies, and there will be time to quarrel in the future." ”

It wasn't until we arrived at the gate of the hospital that we exchanged words with Sister Mei. Turning his head, a ray of sunlight shone obliquely, his eyes stinged slightly, and his right hand involuntarily blocked his forehead.

Xia Yu and I looked at each other and smiled, pinching our fingers and counting, we have been trapped alive for twenty-eight days!

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