029 Shameless Governor (1)
Ma Douhu: "What heinous crime have you committed, and you have to expedite your dismissal of your official for 800 miles?" β
Chen Shanyang: "The crime is refusing to pay land taxes and grain. It's Governor Yang Yinglong, who rushed 600 miles to the excerpt of ginseng! β
Ma Douhu: "Refuse to pay field tax grain? Then you deserve it! β
Qin Kui: "Lord Chen shouldn't make this mistake, could it be that the harvest in Guangning is not good, and the land tax can't come up?" β
Chen Shanyang: "Ge Laozi! No matter how bad it is, I'll make it up, and I personally led the team to escort Chengdu Mansion the day before yesterday! β
Ma Douhu: "Then where did you get this crime?" β
Chen Shanyang: "When I passed back to Longshan, the grain was robbed by the bandits. β
Ma Douhu's face changed greatly: "Where did the bandits come from are so daring, they even dare to rob official food!" β
Chen Shanyang: "There are more than 100 soldiers who are holding grain, but there are enough three or four hundred bandits to surround us. I had an idea, and I obediently left them with the grain. Then I hurried to Chengdu Mansion to report to Governor Yang Yinglong. The turtle son was also easy to talk at that time, saying that he would take the grain from the Governor's Mansion for me first, and let me go back and slowly think of a way, I was so moved at that time that tears came down! But when I return to Quang Ninh Mansion, my ass is still hot, and this bullshit dismissal will be home...... When I saw it, it was Yang Yinglong's me! β
Ma Douhu: "Ge Laozi, how can he do this?!" β
Qin Kui: "This is really a villain!" β
Chen Shanyang: "Do you know who became the Tusi of Guangning after I was deposed? β
Ma Douhu: "Who?" β
Chen Shanyang: "Yang Yinglong, his brother-in-law!" After the front and back feet, after announcing the decree, he directly occupied my Tusi Mansion! β
Ma Douhu and Qin Kui were dumbfounded.
"Lord Chen, could it be that Yang Yinglong planned the bandits' grain robbery?" Qin Xiao, who had been listening, spoke.
Qin Kui: "Xiao Yu'er can't talk nonsense. β
"Who's this baby?" Chen Shanyang asked.
Qin Kui: "This is a dog. β
Chen Shanyang: "Baby, you go on!" β
Qin Xiao: "I didn't talk nonsense, Daddy, think about it, when we went to Chengdu Mansion last year, we passed through Huilongshan, and we didn't hear of any bandits at all, how could three or four hundred suddenly pop up all of a sudden?" Or hijacking official rations! This is going to be caught, but it is a big sin of the three clans of Ling Chi! Bandits raid houses and houses are nothing more than stuttering, but who would take such a big risk for food. Moreover, the governor said good things to Lord Chen, but he stumbled behind his back. In the end, it happened to be his brother-in-law who became the toast, if he hadn't planned it, who else could there be? β
Chen Shanyang: "This baby is right! It must have been his turtle son who did it! Ge Laozi! β
Ma Douhu: "Despicable! Shameless! Dirty! Dirty! β
Chen Shanyang sighed and slumped in his chair: "Since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, the eight generations of my Chen family have been in Guangning for two hundred and thirty years, and it's over, it's all over......"
Qin Xiao also had 10,000 grass and mud horses floating in his heart: "Could it be that Lord Chen let them take away your position as a toast that has been passed down from generation to generation?" β
Chen Shanyang: "What can be done, Yang Yinglong is Wei Zhongxian's eunuch party, and now Wei Zhongxian is covering the sky with one hand, and even Zhu Changan, the king of Qi who has always been upright in the past, is now left to pretend to be stupid and stunned as soon as he enters the court." What else can I do if I can't bear it? Lao Ma, now the officials of all the prefectures and counties in Sichuan, except for you and me, have all expressed their loyalty to Yang Yinglongββ"
Ma Douhu: "I'll watch him as the second uncle!" It was only by sucking carbuncles and licking hemorrhoids for Wei Zhongxian that he climbed from a small official guarding the city gate to the governor's seat, let me go and show his loyalty, forget it! Lao Tzu doesn't shoot such sycophants! β