028 Cat Theory
Qin Kui's back of his neck was a little chill when he asked this: "My lord, Yu'er, she-"
Ma Douhu: "Don't intervene, Liangyu, you say." ”
"What a brain-dead." Qin Xiao blurted out.
Ma Douhu: "Brain-dead? What is Brain Dead? ”
I accidentally said bald lips again.
Qin Xiao hurriedly explained calmly: "Brain-dead is to describe a person with eyes like a torch and a quick mind!" My lord, you deserve to be a sharp-eyed brain! ”
"That's it......" Ma Douhu stroked his sparse beard a little proudly: "Liangyu, you haven't answered my question just now." ”
Qin Kui wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at Qin Xiao for a while, and looked at Lord Tusi for a while.
Qin Xiao: "Back to your words, your statement is just the opposite. I didn't do that to protect the villagers, but to your family. ”
Ma Douhu: "Let's hear it." ”
With a cat meow, Qin Xiao rushed out of the flower hall.
Qin Kui looked annoyed and at a loss.
After a while, Qin Xiao came back with a cat in her arms.
Qin Xiao: "My lord...... This common people are actually as docile and obedient as this cat, as long as you pet it, it will be very happy, like adults to make soup kitchen, advance payment of field tax belong to the cat, so the people are grateful to you; For example, raising the field tax is to pet the cat against the hair, and the cat will be unhappy......"
Qin Xiao began to pet the cat while talking, and the cat's expression began to change from enjoyment to unpleasantness, but it was still lying peacefully in her arms.
"Although it's not happy, it will endure it, but if-" Qin Xiao suddenly pinched the cat's buttocks, the cat screamed, turned around and bit Qin Xiao's hand, fortunately, it was prepared, and the back of the hand was just scratched a little skin. Being bitten by cats and dogs is the norm for her, she likes to flirt with cats and dogs since she was a child, and I don't know how many times she has been scratched and bitten by them, but fortunately, she has never been vaccinated with a domestic vaccine, so rabies has not attacked.
She continued: "What I just did was equivalent to the sword stabbed by the prince of a thousand times, although the people are as docile and obedient as cats, but once you hurt him in a hurry, he will bite you in turn...... In this way, I am afraid that there will be a bloody conflict in front of the Tusi Mansion. ”
Ma Douhu: "I have 3,000 recruits from the old army, and I'm afraid that a few chaotic people won't succeed." ”
Qin Xiao: "The king regards the people as mustard, the people regard the king as a thief, there are tens of thousands of villagers in Shizhu, once the matter of land tax is solved by bloodshed and suppression, then you will completely lose the hearts of the people, and when the time comes, they will all oppose the adults, can the adults still suppress it?" ”
Ma Douhu was speechless.
Qin Kui's hanging heart finally fell to the ground.
Qin Xiao: "So I said, although I stopped the Qianyan, I was actually protecting the adults and the Qianyan." ”
Ma Douhu stared at Qin Xiao, his face was incredulous, but he was happy and afraid in his heart, happy that if Qin Xiao married into the Ma family, he would definitely be able to help Qiancheng hold up half of the stone pillar in the future, and he was afraid that this future daughter-in-law would really become Wu Zetian and take away his old Ma family.
The housekeeper hurriedly reported: "Master, Lord Chen of Guangning Tusi is in a hurry!" ”
Ma Douhu: "The black light is blind, what is Chen Shanyang doing here." ”
Qin Kui: "Since it's urgent, there must be something urgent." ”
"Hurry up, please!"
Before Ma Douhu's words fell, Chen Shanyang, the Tusi of Guangning, broke in by himself.
Ma Douhu: "Brother Shanyang! ”
Qin Kui: "Lord Chen! ”
"Don't call me an adult, I'm a grass folk now!" Chen Shanyang sat down on the chair angrily.
Ma Douhu: "Hurry up and serve tea!" What's going on with you! ”
The housekeeper served a bowl of tea, Chen Shanyang drank a bowl of tea in one gulp, threw the tea bowl on the table, and said with a smile: "Old Ma, we have lived for most of our lives, which of you has ever seen someone who was dismissed by 800 miles?" ”
Ma Douhu: "Unheard of. ”
Qin Kui shook his head, and Qin Xiao also shook his head.
Chen Shanyang: "Let me open your eyes, Lao Tzu Chen Shanyang is the first person to be dismissed overnight by 800 miles of expedited overnight since the founding of the Ming Dynasty!" Turtle son's! ”