No.151

The bell after class became Xu Hao's lifeline.

Wu Zhihui left the classroom step by step, looking so unfinished, as if he still had a lot of ways to make Xu Hao ugly, but unfortunately before he could use it, it all stopped abruptly with the ringing of the bell.

After he left, Xu Hao took a long breath in place, and then slowly swung back to his seat, Zhang Shanshan served tea and handed water, looking distressed.

The treasure land that Xu Hao is sitting on now originally belonged to me, but when he changed seats, Zhang Shanshan had to sit in Xu Hao's original position.

"I want to feel the temperature from your ass!"

Who dares to refute this reason?

In order to settle Shanshan, Xu Hao moved to my side without saying a word, which can be regarded as obedient.

Before class, I saw that Xu Hao was drinking water to clear his throat, and judging from previous experience, there must be news to convey to the class.

Sure enough, when he saw that the classmates in the class came back in twos and threes, he said loudly: "Everyone listen to me quietly, in response to the call of the school, the 'Salute to the Classics - Anti-Japanese Film Week' activities proposed and held by the student union will be launched from next week, and each class will take time to go to the cinema in turn to review the classics and receive patriotic education." ”

I don't know if he finished speaking, but someone in the class immediately asked, "Is it on the weekend?" ”

I have to praise the essence of this question, there are no bends, and it touches the point that everyone is most concerned about. If this kind of activity is held on the weekend, I guarantee that 200% of the students' hearts will scold their mothers, and the reason is self-evident, who wants to dedicate their precious weekends?

But if you tell me not to go to class and watch a movie in normal times, in my opinion, this kind of good thing is no different from pie in the sky.

Xu Hao replied to him clearly: "Evening self-study time from Monday to Friday." ”

Gongs and drums are noisy, and firecrackers are ringing in unison. The red flag is displayed, and the crowd is crowded.

Everyone applauded and cheered, happily like a banana rain for the monkeys in the zoo's monkey mountain.

This was followed by a group Q&A session.

"Is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets okay? I just haven't seen it! ”

"It's a pity that "The Lord of the Rings 2" will only be released in April, so why don't you save a movie ticket."

"Zhang Yimou's "Hero" last year was so bad that I just want to vomit when I see the curtain of the movie theater now!"

The classmates discussed too hotly, causing the temperature in the class to rise sharply, and Xu Hao poured a basin of cold water at the right time to cool down the boiling atmosphere. He raised his voice, and fought his way out of the increasingly noisy hot discussions: "You think a little too much, there are only three movies to choose from, "Tunnel Warfare", "Mine Warfare" and "Guerrillas of the Plains", otherwise how can it be called an anti-Japanese classic!" The purpose of today's talk is to let everyone vote, and after class later, everyone will write the name of the movie they want to see on a piece of paper and hand it to me. ”

Have you ever seen a burning red-hot soldering iron put in cold water?

There was a stabbing sound of white smoke billowing out.

The temperature in the class skipped the stinging part and dropped straight to freezing.

What about Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings?

Anyway, I just heard "Tunnel War", and the picture in my head was instantly very strong, and the voiceover was clear: "Water is beneficial, it should be put back in its place." Smoke is poisonous and cannot be put in a single wisp. ”

The first half was a celebration, and the second half turned into a cry. I understand what the students want to express, this activity is like a piece of chicken ribs, tasteless food, and it is a pity to abandon it.

The geography teacher suddenly appeared at the door, everyone was very cooperative and silent, and the class returned to quiet, and from time to time a few low laughter would be heard, as if it was a mockery of the buddy who wanted to see Harry Potter just now.

No.152

Xu Hao said that in the evening, each class will send a small team to the city's major theaters to do an assessment, directly speaking, to bargain, and finally see which one is willing to be the head of the wrong, or which one is bigger, after all, this kind of group activity has an advertising effect, and many businesses can't ask for it.

Our class was naturally led by Xu Hao, he naturally called me, and I naturally called Xia Yu, how natural, except for ......

"Brother Fei, you are only one golden hoop stick away from Sun Wukong."

Xia Yu joked to Zhou Yanfei, who was jumping up and down in front of him.

Of course, in addition to Brother Fei, there must be such a good thing to him, Xu Hao originally meant to call Shang Shanshan, but Zhang Shanshan saw that Zhou Yanfei insisted on coming, so she said to Xu Hao: "I still stay to accompany Wu Junting, she is still angry with Brother Fei because of what happened last time." ”

Zhou Yanfei was very energetic, he stood up and pinched his throat, and instructed Xu Hao and me in a serious manner: "Bajie, Senior Brother Sha, you take care of the master, I will come when I go!" ”

"If that's the case, it's necessary for us to talk about it properly," Xu Hao walked slowly around my shoulder, "You can make it clear, who is the second senior brother between me and Tong Lei?" ”

Fei Ge laughed evilly: "I don't know how to look at my eyes, ask me if it's appropriate?" Master Xia knows better than anyone else. ”

Xia Yu hurriedly shirked it: "Don't ask me, anyway, I can only tell you that I am Master Xia, Xu Hao is Senior Brother Sha, and Brother Fei is Sun Monkey, as for Marshal Tianpeng, I don't know." ”

I thought to myself, trick me? You are still young.

So he told them quite proudly: "I'm Bailongma, who knows who Zhu Bajie is!" ”

Xu Hao burst out laughing, turned around abruptly and grabbed my two arms: "Brother, do you really want to be a white dragon horse?" ”

The white dragon horse also has a terrier?

I was a little confused by him, so I didn't dare to answer immediately, and I went through the cause and effect of the cause and effect just now twice in my head, and said cautiously: "Ah...... That's right, who wants to be Zhu Bajie? ”

Xu Hao's expression of wanting to speak and stopping is difficult to describe, and I don't know whether it is disappointment or schadenfreude, anyway, it is very abnormal.

"It seems that I can't help you, you and the master can do it yourself."

After finishing speaking, he shook his head and walked towards Zhou Yanfei, and when he left, the thief smile on his face became more and more vigorous.

The content in Zhou Yanfei's expression in front of him was exactly the same as Xu Hao.

"Inexplicable!"

I originally planned to tell Xia Yu this sentence, but I suddenly found that she didn't know when she was left behind, so I deliberately trotted two steps to her side: "Master, you see that these two people are as unreasonable as a nervous disorder. ”

Unexpectedly, Xia Yu was also abnormal, only to see her cheeks crimson and her eyes wide: "You are only neurotic!" What kind of white dragon horse is it, and be an honest pig for the old lady! ”

Then he left me.

I was stunned on the spot, the world has changed, the white dragon horse is not as good as Zhu Bajie?

What's the problem?

。 Sogou