no.149

Xu Hao went to the meeting again today.

Recently, he has been busy with official affairs like a high-ranking government official, and it is even more difficult to talk to him than to ascend to the sky. We, the idlers, can only catch the wind from the gossip of various roadside clubs, and that organization may be brewing activities again.

No, most of the history class has been taken, and his seat is still empty, leaving Zhang Shanshan alone to support the scene, squinting at it, she is staring at the door of the classroom, I am really worried, if there is a long river flowing through the classroom at this time, I am afraid that Shanshan will immediately turn into a wangfu stone.

History teacher Wu Zhihui has been complaining since the beginning of class: "Recently, the class presidents and class committee members of each class have been really busy!" ”

Everyone can hear that this is an ironic sentence, which is intended to express dissatisfaction with Xu Hao's absenteeism, and let us know from the side that other classes are also like bears, and they can be seen from small to big, and vaguely accuse him of helplessness about the inaction of the class teachers and even the school.

If I test these reading comprehension tests in the language test, why am I worried?

Before class, Xu Hao came back panting, in fact, in my opinion, he really might as well go directly to the garden to bask in the sun, why did he come back, looking for abuse?

As soon as he entered the door, Wu Zhihui deliberately read the text aloud: "The Sixth Plenary Session of the 15 th CPC Central Committee pointed out that individualism is the breeding ground of bureaucracy, and the sense of official standard is the condition for its prevailing development. Xu Hao, do you think that's right? ”

Xu Hao stopped halfway and was very awkward, and forcibly squeezed out a little smile from his face: "It makes sense, it makes sense, it's just a reasonable saying." ”

Wu Zhihui walked down from the podium with his hands behind his back, and circled around Xu Hao under our attention, not saying that he would not be allowed to return to his seat, nor that he would be allowed to go back. He is a head shorter than Xu Hao, especially like an electron moving around the nucleus: "Reasonable? I see that you are enjoying yourself in it, and there is a lot of redundancy in class, wouldn't it be better for you to go to work in the student union every day? ”

Sure enough, it's that organization! ”

Every school has it, and on the surface everyone is equal and everyone can participate. But in fact, the power in the student union is still the class president and class committee of each class. Two thousand years ago, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang asked the world: "What kind of prince will Xiangning have?" ”

I can tell them now that there really is!

I'm not framing me, I've heard for a long time that most of the three good students and various scholarships in each academic year are divided up by various ministers and deputy ministers in the student union. Not only that, but they can also use the name of various activities to make a fortune from the school's funding, which leads to the anger of the people now, waiting for the day when someone will raise their arms and shout, and the gun will go with me, overthrow the imperial system, and create a republic!

Complaining is complaining, if someone asks me if I would like to join the student union.

I can tell him righteously that I do!

no.150

Curious students will definitely ask, why didn't Xia Yu, as a member of the study committee, join the student union?

I actually had the same question, and I asked her in person.

This memory occurred early one morning at the end of last semester, when I arrived at the school that day, there were only a few people in the classroom, and I decided to wait for the summer rain to blow in the corridor outside the classroom. At that time, it was a cold day, the wind blew on the skin like a knife, I was trembling and standing in the corridor, humming Lin Yilian's song "Blown by the Cold Wind for You and Me", looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looking forward to her figure appearing in my sight.

When we met each other, she was not as surprised as I expected, but her eyes stared at me in a daze, like a silly big Nier, I hummed a song in my mouth and pretended to be relaxed, but in fact, my whole body, from fingers to toes, was frozen.

The two of us were still in motion, neither moving nor speaking, until a gust of wind blew, and she shuddered: "You are sick!" ”

"You're also very sick," I said, tightening down, "I'm freezing to death." ”

After she took two steps closer to me, her nose sniffed wildly, and then she fanned away the smell she had just smelled with her hand in disgust: "The Internet café in the morning, it's really addictive!" ”

My intuition told me that Xia Yu was going to start playing with her lame deductions again.

She is good at observing from the subtleties and then making inferences. The first few times, I was shocked by her unpredictable prophet like a goddess, so I went out of my way to look for answers on the Internet. It turns out that her set is not a teacher, and the scientific name is deductive. The so-called deduction is the process of starting from a general premise and deriving individual conclusions. In simple terms, it can be broken down into finding details - reasonable inferences - drawing conclusions. But it's easier said than done, and I haven't succeeded in it anyway.

So he said to her with great amusement: "You can't just talk about it and tell me the reason. ”

Xia Yu deliberately kept her distance from me, as if there was a skunk with her head held high in front of her: "You have a tired and tired face, dark circles under your eyes are not obvious but your eyes are blank, and you obviously didn't sleep well last night." ”

I chimed in: "Yes, but this can't be beaten with me going to an Internet café." ”

"This is a synopsis," she continued, "the first few times I talked to you on QQ videos, I found that you always surfed the Internet in the same Internet café, in the video, the Internet café has old black miasma facilities, and the armrests of the chairs are made of black iron, all of which are faded and rusted without exception." You have a new jacket today, but you have a black rust mark on your left elbow, which is obviously caused by your hands on the armrests of the chair while playing on the computer, and you have a strong smell of smoke, as I understand it, you never smoke. Of course, it is not excluded to spend the night in an Internet café, but if it is a night in an Internet café, where does the new change of clothes come from? So in a nutshell, your slightly miserable experience may be that you tossed and turned last night for some reason and couldn't sleep, so you simply left home early today, and if your parents ask, the excuse may be that there are activities at school, class arrangements or something. But where can you go in the morning? In this way, the Internet café is very suitable. ”

"Well, you guessed it. Last night my parents quarreled, my father was swept out of the house by my mother, and was forced to sleep in my bedroom, I was not used to sleeping with two people, and my father snored loudly, it was strange to be able to sleep well. ”

"So," Xia Yu stretched out his hand, "can you give me breakfast?" ”

Hearing her say this, the breakfast I was hiding behind my back almost didn't hold on to it, and almost fell to the ground: "Did you see me in the cafeteria?" ”

"Well, it's the shoes that betrayed you," she looked down at me, "and it's full of new black mud, but these days there is no rain or snow, and the ground is very dry, where can this mud come from?" Of course, first of all, consider that you went to the cafeteria this morning, because the fire hydrant at the entrance of the cafeteria broke yesterday, and it is still like a fountain, causing the ground around it to be muddy, and it is not too easy to get some mud on your shoes from there. And since we met this morning, your right hand has been hidden behind you, and the mystery of the mystery has to make people suspect that there is a plan. ”

I no longer resisted, and handed her the breakfast in my right hand: "I got up early today, and I stopped by the way." Of course, I didn't buy it for you, but I just remembered it by chance, I just put a long line to catch a big fish, and you have to treat me to a big dinner in the future. ”

He also said: "It's only to blame the boring people in the student union, the nameless popularization of fire knowledge that I did yesterday, and I didn't understand it and dared to teach others, but I didn't say that the fire hydrant was broken, and I couldn't repair it well, otherwise I wouldn't have exposed my feet and would be easily recognized by you." ”

"Oh, there's no need to complain, it's undeniable that people's original intentions are still good," Xia Yu grabbed the bag in my hand and looked at it, "It's just two buns, it's so stingy!" ”

I said no: "You are magnanimous, why don't you join the student union?" It stands to reason that it's much easier for you to get into the student union than for people like me. In the future, you can write a lot of money on your resume. You are the top students, and the slightest difference can have a huge impact on the future. ”

"I want to know," she took a bite of the bun, "I might as well tell you if I want to know, because the president of the student union is Jiang Feng." ”

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