Zheng Dandan slowly opened his eyes, and saw Zheng Pinghe standing in front of the bed with a straight face, and he whispered a little nervously: "It's dead...... He's dead...... I overslept! With that, he immediately lifted the quilt, and was so frightened that he quickly sat up, and just sat up, but because his body was too weak, he instantly fell back to the bed.

"Ugh! Uncle! Am I being pressed by a ghost? Zheng Dandan looked at Zheng Pinghe with an innocent face, and said weakly.

"Poof!"

Zheng Pinghe, who originally had a straight face, laughed out loud on the spot by Zheng Dandan, and then coughed nonstop.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......."

After Zheng Pinghe was laughed at angrily, he eased his mood, and then he put on a straight face again, and said angrily: "Suppress your big-headed ghost, lie down for a while, get up and wash for me, don't run today, I'll wait for you outside, just meditate in the yard." With that, he turned and walked to the door.

"Yes, uncle!" Zheng Dandan responded weakly.

Seeing Zheng Pinghe walk out of the door, he thought carefully: "What's the matter? Why can't you get up, speechless to death! It can't be that there are too many runes, right? Remember, it seems that after drawing the last talisman, I don't know what is going on and fall asleep? Or fainted? Belch...... What about my talisman? Was he taken away? Alas! This unscrupulous uncle! Worked hard in vain! ”

Zheng Dandan shook his head in annoyance, and then sat up slowly, still feeling dizzy, his whole body was weak, and his limbs were weak.

After washing up, he walked out of the hall, and when he saw Zheng Pinghe meditating in the courtyard, he immediately walked over without saying a word.

The hall to the courtyard, there are just two steps, when Zheng Dandan walked down the steps, his legs and feet were weak, and immediately, he fell to the ground with a "plop" sound, and the whole person lay on the ground in a big shape, and directly came to a five-body gift.

Zheng Pinghe glanced at Zheng Dandan, he raised his head depressedly and looked at the sky, and muttered speechlessly: "Brother! What the hell is wrong with you? How could there be such an uneasy second goods? Alas! ”

Zheng Pinghe reluctantly got up, walked towards Zheng Dandan, and after helping him up, he said with a rare joke: "Okay!" Knowing that you are wrong, you don't have to perform the five-body bow to the ground, and in normal times, I haven't seen you make such a big bow, doesn't it make you lie down for a while? You haven't recovered yet, what are you doing when you get up? ”

Zheng Dandan forced his face hard, and said innocently: "Uncle! Yours for a while, only two clicks! Lie down a little longer, I guess, I don't think about it today. ”

"Uh......?"

Seeing Zheng Dandan's innocent face, Zheng Pinghe was stunned in his heart, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt a little evil.

It was when Zheng Dandan was thirteen years old, Zheng Pinghe, as usual, asked him to recite the "Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon", never thought that this kid could already recite it backwards, and it was just a matter of reciting it skillfully, but he dared to show a sassy expression in front of him, Zheng Pinghe was annoyed, so he deliberately interrupted him and asked an irrelevant question, which made him feel like he forgot to write a pen, and he was stunned on the spot.

At that time, Zheng Pinghe was still very tolerant, and he didn't roll up his sleeves on the spot to fight, the so-called tolerance was to let him think about it for a while, say it for a while, and slowly count it twice.

After two hits, he was beaten twice, and he deliberately said: "Well! Remember, my moment, is to count twice, by the way two beatings, a little more, then two more beatings, if you think for a while, if you can have more, that's fine, as long as you're not afraid of beating! ”

Seeing Zheng Dandan's aggrieved look, Zheng Pinghe said secretly: "It seems that it is really my own slip of the tongue." ”

Zheng Pinghe couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay! I'm not running and meditating in the morning today, come, I'll carry you into the room, lie down and recover! With that, he picked up Zheng Dandan and walked towards the room.

Zheng Dandan saw Zheng Pinghe pick himself up, and he was stunned for a while, and a trace of emotion came to his heart, "In this life, since I can remember, it has been fifteen years, and it is the first time he has hugged himself, right?" On weekdays, he is either beaten or scolded, He Zeng gave a good face, and today, he actually hugged himself ....... ”

Zheng Dandan's eyes were a little moist, feeling the warm embrace, and his heart was moved, but before he was moved, he heard Zheng Pinghe say lightly: "Stinky boy, from now on, it's five times in a while, lie down and rest!" I got up again at half-past six, ate my meal, and went to school. ”

After finishing speaking, Zheng Pinghe put him on the bed, and after helping him cover the quilt, he put away the brush and inkstone on the table casually, and went out.

After Zheng Pinghe went out, when he was about to close the door, suddenly, he turned around and said: "By the way, when drawing talismans, you can only use the materials and tools on the study table, and the others cannot be moved; In the past two days, you'd better memorize the formation notes I left behind, and you can not draw the talisman first. ”

"Yes, uncle!" Zheng Dandan replied weakly.

Looking at Zheng Pinghe's back when he went out, Zheng Dandan wanted to cry without tears, "This unscrupulous uncle actually directly added 2.5 times to himself; Every time I have a little affection for him, I start to hit people, why do I start to be unscrupulous when I first have the idea of being close to him? Even if it's menopause, you shouldn't start menopause at the age of twenty-nine! Is there nothing else but to make yourself afraid of him? It's really speechless to die. ”

After Zheng Pinghe went out, he sighed helplessly and turned around and walked to his room.

Watching Zheng Dandan grow up since he was a child, Zheng Pinghe couldn't see what he felt when he was carried back to the room; Now, he is the only person who can make him afraid, even his parents can't control him at all, not to mention his grandparents, they almost spoil him to the sky, and for them, this stinky boy is always disobedient to the yin, and even more daring to lawlessness.

It's not a bad thing to be bold, but if it comes to the time when he doesn't have any scruples about anything, it's too late, now he is not calm enough, a fifteen-year-old child, he hasn't even passed the rebellious period, how calm he is, if he is not even afraid of himself now, then I really don't know what trouble will happen.

Zheng Pinghe thought to himself, he shook his head a little helplessly, it seems that he is a wicked person, and he will have to be a long time.

Half past six in the morning.

Zheng Dandan got up on time, had a rare lazy sleep, and after getting up, the whole person was refreshed and finally returned to normal.

After washing his face, brushing his teeth, and eating, he went into the room and took a talisman to ward off evil spirits, said goodbye to the old lady and Zheng Pinghe, and went to school.

When he went out, he happened to see Ye Du trotting all the way, and after Zheng Dandan said hello with a smile, the two went to school together.

Along the way, the two of them were talking and laughing, Zheng Dandan took the evil talisman to Ye Du, and specially told him to carry it with him, and not to get too carried away recently.

Ye Du, in line with the idea of believing that he has it rather than believing that he does not have it, solemnly put away the talisman and put it in his jacket pocket; As he walked, he asked, "Stinky eggs, do you think this charm really works?" Can you really see the clouds above me? Is there a red shadow behind me? Could it be that I will really have a bloody plague? ”

Ye Du asked naggingly, but he didn't see Zheng Dandan respond, he turned his head and looked, and was suddenly a little speechless.

I saw that Zheng Dandan didn't know when, but he ran to the other side of the road and looked at it from afar.

Ye Du said secretly: "This guy, what the hell is he doing?" ”

Ye Du was a little puzzled, and he shouted loudly: "Stinky eggs, what are you doing?" Coming to be late and not yet? ”

Zheng Dandan glanced at Ye Du and said, "Silly Du, you wait a minute, I'll come right away, it's time." With that, he continued to stare ahead.

Ye Du's doubts were even more in his heart, he followed Zheng Dandan's gaze, and saw that an old woman about sixty years old, holding a vegetable basket in her hand, was slowly walking towards Zheng Dandan.

Ye Du immediately laughed and said, "Faint to death!" Why are you staring at the old lady all the time? I thought you saw a big beautiful woman and couldn't walk? ”

Zheng Dandan rolled his eyes and retorted: "You are a second goods, only if you see a beautiful woman, you will not be able to walk, I will come over immediately, you wait first." After speaking, Zheng Dandan continued to look at the old grandmother.

Zheng Dandan saw the old grandmother getting closer and closer, and he said to himself anxiously: "It's here, it's here, it's almost there......." ”

When the old grandmother walked in front of him, Zheng Dandan asked with a smile, "Grandma, do you want to cross the street?" Let me help you through. ”

The old grandmother was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Hehe! No thanks, good boy! I'll go myself. ”

"It's alright, grandma, let me help you cross the street." Zheng Dandan said again.

"No need, good boy, go to school! What a nice boy, now! There aren't many good boys like you, hehe! Grandma, I'm going to buy groceries on the street, but I'm not on the road. The old lady said happily.

"It's okay, grandma, or I'll help you go to the vegetable market, it's just a few steps away." Zheng Dandan was a little reluctant, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand, ready to support the old grandmother.