Text Chapter 17 Sunflower Point Acupuncture Hand
Seeing that Zheng Dandan was so stubborn, the old grandmother wanted to support herself again and again, and suddenly, she was a little anxious, and pretended to be angry and said: "I said no, why are you so ignorant?" Don't look at what time it is? If you don't go to school, you're going to be late, so if you're late, be careful of being punished by the teacher and go to school as soon as possible. ”
The old grandmother said on her lips, but her heart was scarlet: "My old man, although he is fifty-nine, his body is still very tough, he has no problem running, and he needs someone to help him walk?" Really, isn't that a joke for people to see? ”
"Alright! Grandma, then you go slowly! I went to school. Zheng Dandan said helplessly.
"Hmmm! Go for it! What a good boy. The old woman waved her hand and said.
Zheng Dandan walked across the zebra crossing dejectedly, but saw that Ye Du at this time was laughing heartily, looking like he was about to laugh, and his voice was even more ghostly and wolf-like howling: "Wowhaha!" I'm laughing to death....... ”
Zheng Dandan suddenly became a little angry, along the way, he remembered Zheng Pinghe's advice to do a good deed every day, but the kindness was not done, and he paused and said, his heart was originally a little depressed; Looking at this second goods again, he was still gloating on the side, laughing and almost rolling on the ground, he walked over angrily, angrily made a move, pushed Ye Du who was squatting on the ground to the ground, and said hatefully: "I'll make you laugh enough." With that, he pulled his legs and ran.
Ye Du sat on the ground, turned his head to look, and saw that his buttocks and hands were full of dirt; He immediately stood up, and after slapping the dirt a few times casually, he quickly chased after him, laughing and scolding all the way: "Stinky egg, I'm not done with you!" There's a kind of you don't run! See that I don't itch you to death. ”
The two chased after each other along the way and ran to school.
I had a dull morning of classes, and after school at noon.
Zheng Dandan lowered his head depressedly, thinking to himself, it turns out that being kind every day is not so easy to do; Thinking about his thoughts, when he walked out of the school gate, he only heard the sound of "Peng" and the sound of "Ai Qiao".
He lowered his head and stroked his forehead, and said secretly, "Ugh! Did you hit someone? When he looked up and was about to apologize, he saw that the five people in front of him were surrounding Ye Du in the middle.
Before he could ask, he heard the scolding voice of the person who was hit: "Who? I didn't wash my face in the morning, my eyes were covered with feces, and I bumped into people everywhere? ”
Zheng Dandan frowned, he thought of apologizing, it was a big thing to turn a small thing, a small thing, but he never thought that the other party was so unqualified, he was suddenly a little annoyed, he covered his nose with his left hand, and fanned in front of the door with his right hand, and then said slowly: "Meet!" It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! Who's farting? ”
"Zheng Dandan, you're looking for death, right? Who does it stink? The person he bumped into had an angry expression, as if he was about to do something if he didn't agree with him.
Zheng Dandan glanced at the other party, and said slowly, "Yan Zhijun, I said that you can leave some virtue in your mouth?" Good dogs are not in the way; With such a wide road, you say, the five of you have to block the middle of the road side by side, so how can others go? If you have the ability, you can stand in the middle of the road, get hit by a car, and still have a mouth full of foul language, then even if I obey you! ”
"You ......." Yan Zhijun's face was flushed with anger, he pointed at Zheng Dandan, and was speechless for a long time.
Zheng Dandan rolled his eyes, ignored Yan Zhijun anymore, turned his head to look at Ye Du, and asked with some confusion: "Silly Du, what's the matter?" ”
Ye didn't say angrily: "It's not that you want me to be low-key, I'm too low-key, but as a result, they have to inch in, I accidentally touched Yan Zhijun, they asked me to pay money, it was useless to apologize, saying that his clothes were dirty by me, and the lion opened his mouth and asked me to pay fifty yuan,"
After Zheng Dandan listened, he nodded, turned his head to look at the five people in front of him, his face was a little gloomy, and he said with a smile: "Oh! Yan Zhijun, Shi Renjian, Wu Ming, Ma Qianli, Xia Jiao. Isn't this a few rich second generations in the key class? How? Bankrupt at home? Is this ready to beg for some money to eat? I said earlier, I don't have money to eat, I'll just give it to you. ”
Ma Qianli has always been a fiery temper, and when he heard Zheng Dandan say that they came out to ask for food, his face was a little gloomy, and he said angrily: "Zheng Dandan, I think you are impatient, and your family went bankrupt and came out to ask for food; Brothers, beat him directly and make him cheap. After speaking, he directly punched Zheng Dandan's stomach.
Zheng Dandan's body retreated, easily dodged Ma Qianli's fist, turned his head to look at Ye Du and said, "I'm here to help you break the siege, punish evil and promote good, and also do good." After finishing speaking, he quickly pointed out with both hands and fingers, and shouted loudly: "Sunflower Point Acuman!" ”
Between the lightning and flint, Zheng Dandan quickly turned around among the five people, and almost all of them were clicked once or twice, and then he pulled Ye Du out with one hand.
Yan Zhijun was five people, and when they heard Zheng Dandan shouting at Sunflower Point, they were suddenly a little speechless, this kid is stupid, right? Have you seen too much martial arts Gaiden? In a daze, his body was touched by him painlessly.
Ye Du saw that the five of them were there, and looked at Zheng Dandan a little dumbfounded, and exaggerated: "Wow! No way? Stinky eggs, when did you practice the sunflower point acupoint, it was so powerful, why didn't I know? ”
"Damn! What a wool yarn! Don't run yet, wait to be beaten! Zheng Dandan said angrily and hurriedly, pulling Ye Du with one hand and turning around and running.
Just a few steps away, Ma Qianli and five people immediately reacted and immediately chased after them.
Ma Qianli chased and shouted: "I see where you can run, don't let us beat us, chase you to your house." ”
Looking at the five people chasing all the way behind, Zheng Dandan and Ye Du glanced at each other, and at the same time ran to the path on the mountain.
Zheng Dandan said defiantly while running: "If you chase after you, I can kick you all away with one kick." ”
Among the five people, Ma Qianli, who had the hottest temper, was immediately angry and shouted: "Wow! I'm so angry that if I catch up with you, I'll beat you until I can't get up. ”
Ye Du was even more excessive, deliberately stopped, bent over and pouted his buttocks, shook a few times from side to side, and said: "Slow to death, fart, you can't smell the fragrance, and you still want to catch up with us?" Thinking too much, right? They all walk faster than you run; What about returning the horse? The horse turtle is almost the same, and they are all blind with the surname Ma! ”
Ma Qianli was a little annoyed and angry, he picked up a few pieces of dirt on the ground, threw them at the two of them on the spot, and scolded angrily: "I'll make you cheap...... I'll make you ...... cheap. He continued to scold, and after he was still done, he continued to chase.
Seeing Ma Qianli picking up dirt on the ground and throwing it, the other four people did the same, bending down to pick up things in the same way, no matter what it was, they threw whatever they picked up.
What's more, Shi Renjian, who is usually more timid, actually picked up a few bricks and threw them, shouting as he threw them: "There is a kind of don't run, see if I can't kill you two." ”
Sure enough, people cannot be disguised, and the sea cannot be measured; Shi Renjian, who is usually timid, doesn't care about it when his heart is ruthless.
Zheng Dandan and Ye Du, seeing that Ma Qianli and the five second goods were throwing things, they were so frightened that they quickly accelerated, and along the way, they ran desperately to the back mountain from left to right.
When the two ran into the woods on the mountain, they stopped on a flat ground and stood side by side, quietly waiting for Ma Qianli and the five people to chase after them.
After a while, the five people finally caught up, all bent over, panting, and out of breath staring at the two of them.
Ma Qianli saw that the two of them were standing there, and they didn't seem to be able to run, and suddenly, he shouted, "Run! What doesn't run? Where do I see you going? Today, even if you run home, I will definitely chase you to your house. ”
Zheng Dandan looked at the five people in front of him, one by one, he rolled his eyes at the five people, turned his head to Ye Du and asked, "Silly Du, are they your brother?" ”
Ye Du laughed and said, "Well, it's a bit like!" You're more like that, though! Hahaha....... ”
"Phew! You're my brother! Zheng Dandan scolded with a smile.
Ye Du suddenly laughed and said: "This is your own admission, I am your brother, don't always talk about your early birth a few days." ”
Zheng Dandan scolded angrily: "Get out." ”
"Uh, are these two people stupid? I've only heard that some people recognize the younger brother everywhere, but I really haven't heard that someone recognizes the eldest brother everywhere? Even if you want to be our little brother, let's beat us up first. Shi Renjian said a little depressed.
"Hahaha......." Zheng Dandan and Ye Du laughed loudly at the same time.
Yan Zhijun, Shi Renjian, Wu Ming, Ma Qianli and Xia Jiao were all a little dumbfounded when they looked at the two of them smirking there.
Wu Ming asked puzzledly, "What's the situation?" Did you know? ”
The other four shook their heads at the same time, all a little confused.
Xia Jiao said: "I don't know, could it be that the brain is short-circuited, scared stupid, right?" ”
Seeing the bewildered looks on the faces of the five people, Zheng Dandan and Ye Du looked at each other and smiled.
Ye Du pointed at them and said, "You guys are stupid with a short circuit!" I don't believe it, you haven't seen the movie "Dragon's Heart", look at the current appearance of a few of you, only a few steps away, you are out of breath, and you are even more confused, it is full of Ataita's big brother, Dudu's copy, I can't find anything more similar to you; I didn't listen to Atai's painful words, you are really my brother! ”
After Ye Du finished speaking, Zheng Dandan and Ye Du squatted on the ground at the same time, laughing heartily.
"Haha......"
"Haha......"