Chapter 144: Puff Joy Troupe

The subway has completely fallen into darkness, and Zhou Yu muttered in his heart that he should have entered the territory of Dubancia. It turns out that there is a connection between Soracia and Dubancia, and there is not only one central continent. How many people in Soracia know about this subway that has existed for thousands of years and never stops?

Philip must have been one of the insiders, but she had gone to hell with her with many secrets; What about Philena, does she know about this? Or is there only one person in the whole thing who is kept in the dark, and that is himself?

"Brother Carney, Brother Carney?" Fu Python pushed the Metropolitan Governor in a daze.

"Oh, oh, it's okay, it's okay!" Zhou Yu rubbed his eyes, obviously wanting to transfer the reason for thinking about life to a hangover.

"What is the puff group, it sounds like it's fun!" Wei Ya finally overcame her fear of Bai Tiao'er, leaned over and asked innocently.

"Hey, little girl, poof! I can't understand even if I say it, you can go and see for yourself! The horseshoe crab widened its eyes and wanted to tease the girl. But his slippery fake eyes were so terrifying that Wei Ya hid behind Zhou Yu again, and the broken horseshoe crab shrugged his shoulders and smiled embarrassedly.

"The two eldest brothers, don't hide it from the two of you, the younger brother wants to go back and take a look. If there is any difficulty, come back and rush to the two, okay? Zhou Yu thought that the two of them could not always be attached to the snake clan and the fish clan, they always had a moment to get off. At that time, the canine clan will still be dead in killing most of the governors. The best way to avoid this danger is to stay away from it.

"This..." The python and the broken horseshoe crab glanced at each other, and the two of them clearly thought of the same place. I just got such a good coach, and I have to say goodbye before I have practiced for a day, and I have a feeling of gaining and losing and losing a good game.

How could Zhou Yu not understand their thoughts, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, the two eldest brothers, work overtime next afternoon and evening, and teach you as much as you know what you know." In fact, the younger brother knows so many fighting skills, as long as you pay full attention and are familiar with your chest, the real kung fu is in the later exercises. The Governor spoke in a sincere tone and a resolute expression.

When the broken horseshoe crab and the python heard him say this, the clouds on their faces opened and the moon brightened, and the gloom dissipated and gradually smiled. They are all people who have been in the arena for half their lives, and what they say is not reasonable, they know it in one or two sentences, and it is nonsense to say more.

"Okay, okay, let's start now!" The horseshoe crab rubbed his hands and walked towards the center of the field with his mace in his hand. Zhou Yu shook his head and sighed, you guys are really in a hurry, this is really the answer to that sentence: If you don't pick up money when you go out, you will lose it. The two who seem to be honest and honest are actually afraid that Zhou Yubai will drink their drunkenness and suffer a loss in dealing with people.

The Metropolitan Governor is not a casual fool and deal with it, so since he promised to treat the two of them well, he naturally spares no effort and enjoys it. These may have stemmed from his dedication to work in his previous life, and also constrained by his own chrysostom thrown out as an adult male. Whatever you do, do it well. Even if it's useless, it's right to exercise the body and hone the quality of will, okay?

Of course, those who can do what others can't are basically all adhering to this spirit to go with sincerity and gold.

After a whole day of non-stop grappling and fighting, even the rough-skinned and thick-skinned Metropolitan Governor was a little unbearable. At night, he leaned on the inner wall of the carriage as if he was falling apart, listening to all kinds of clicks, snoring, and chirping, and he couldn't fall asleep. sat up and covered Wei Ya's coat, looking at the dim lighting, and reverie.

People are really ridiculous. I always feel that I can change the world by myself, but in the end, I can't even change myself, which is the concept of insignificance. Coming all the way from Kuzsia, first losing Nika and Borada, and then parting ways with Philena, it is even more strange to this day, thinking that as a result, the source of sadness can start from the beginning. Unexpectedly, I accidentally boarded the subway bound for winter.

Creation makes people or creation makes people? Hey, it's wonderful, it's wonderful. Zhou Yu actually thought about it, and burst out laughing. Complementing the grinding teeth of the broken horseshoe crab, the ensemble plays a green island serenade.

"Brother Fu Python, don't leave it at that!"

"Brother Carney, if there is trouble in front of you, you will come back. We are here to guard, rest assured! It's absolutely safe to come back here! "Broken Horseshoe Crab is still so caring, although he is a rough man, but he is not bad-hearted.

The Governor patted him on the shoulder vigorously, and playfully flicked his metal skull, and the three of them laughed heartily.

"Don't worry, if you can't beat me, you'll have to run. No, I remember where you went. I'm going to look for you in the city, and don't forget to prepare my share of the white strips when the time comes! ”

"Haha, you're indispensable. And the drunken man, let you see how the wine came out! Energetic, energetic! ”

"Farewell! Stay, two! ”

"Take care, brother!"

Pulling open the two doors of the second and third carriages one after another, Zhou Yu and Wei Ya finally saw the puff group.

Hearing the sound of the door closing and seeing the people in front of them, everyone in the group was not surprised at all, and there was not even a little wave on their faces. Closest to the door was a seductively dressed woman, with two green pigtails raised like antennas, out of place compared to the dark circles and blood-red lips on her face, and a short fur skirt that would cover her ass. The most amazing thing is that her bare skin tone changes with the color around her, the skin near the window is black, and the skin near the illuminated side is light or even transparent.

What kind of animal is this, or is it a human? Humans infected by chameleon genes? Most of the governors didn't know why, so they didn't dare to ask questions without permission.

The woman saw the two of them coming over from the front compartment, and there was a hint of surprise in her eyes, but she quickly regained her composure after a moment. She walked briskly and came in two steps. looked at Zhou Yu, and his eyes stopped on the face of the little girl beside him.

"Yo he, where did you come from such a peugeot little sister!" The chameleon reached out to touch Wei Ya's face, and her hand approached and soon changed to the color of the setting sun as Wei Ya's hair turned golden. Zhou Yu secretly screamed, faster than the chameleon, but his hand did not suffer a loss at all to block her claws.

"Eldest sister, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can only watch from a distance, you can't play with it!" Zhou Yu doesn't care if she understands it or not, anyway, I blocked you and it means that it's not appropriate to do this. This kid, mine!

The two went back and forth, and the hot scene in the carriage was stopped, and a ticket, a group, and a pair of eyes came here. Zhou Yu straightened his chest without showing weakness and met these puzzled eyes. Afraid you won't make it? Since Lao Tzu dares to go out bare-chested, he will not admit that he forgot to wear pants!

As far as the eye can see, there is a man with flames burning on his palms, an old man crawling with all kinds of long worms crawling in his nostrils, ears, eyes, and mouth, a juggler with four arms and throwing apples in the sky and playing acrobatics, and even a fat pig-like woman grinding on a wooden stake with two fangs half a foot long.

Isn't it just a circus? It's just that the members are more bizarre. In fact, most of the governors guessed correctly, the so-called puff joy group, puff is an onomatopoeia, which means that the audience who sees them perform will laugh out loud, and joy as the name suggests is the meaning of bringing joy. The Puxi Troupe is a folk art troupe that wanders between hundreds of dungeons in Dubancia, and is either on the road or performing to make money all their lives. So it's normal to see a puffy group on the subway.

"Handsome guy, do you watch a show or sell fish?" The chameleon came over and said to him with a breath like a landy. Zhou Yu took a step back uncomfortably, there is no free lunch in the world, and there is no free body fragrance for you to smell, and it is better to be careful in the third carriage with unpredictable fortune.

"Selling fish? Oh no no, no selling. I just want to borrow the treasure land and go to the back carriage to have a look. ”

"Take a look? What's there to see in the back, where is our Hundred Ghosts Puff Joy Group good-looking? The chameleon giggled, and her jade-like fingers tapped the Governor's chest. Although Zhou Yu does not have beautiful pectoral muscles, vest line and male dog waist, he is better than the well-proportioned figure caused by malnutrition.

Zhou Yu pulled Wei Ya, who was silent, and kept greeting people, talking about borrowing light, nodding his head, squeezing around like a swimming dragon. Between the face to face and the ears and temples, all kinds of strangers cast surprised eyes, as if the two of them were a different group.

Just as he wondered how these unruly and uneven freaks had taken over a carriage and no one dared to disturb him, a huge leather seat appeared in front of him. In the middle sat with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a golden wine bottle in his right hand, shaking his wrists. The Metropolitan Governor glanced up and saw that the familiar milky white liquid was not a drunken person but something else.

At least from the outside, this person has no talent, and he can't be more normal. He is in his forties, has a goatee, squinted eyes, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. The first time the Metropolitan Governor saw someone wearing glasses in the Borderland, he had reason to wonder if there was a station in front of the wind wheel called Panjiayuan, and after getting off the bus, it was all the eldest sister who was soliciting, dragging your arm and speaking with an accent from a province in the Central Plains and asking you if you had glasses? Shore clamp and gray again!

The chameleon took two steps under her feet, crossed Zhou Yu to the leather chair, bowed her head and whispered a few words to the middle-aged man. The man rolled his dead eyes and turned his head to the side of the head to signal the chameleon to fade off first. He feigned a pat of dust on his knees, put down the wine bottle, stood up, and walked towards the Governor with a smile.

"Are you going to go through here, to the back?" The man in glasses gestured to the door leading to the next carriage. Zhou Yu was able to get a closer look at this person, unlike those rough people, his face was very clean, and even the area around his beard and chin was neatly trimmed. The upper body wears a kind of tanned leather clothing, with a concave back collar, half sleeves, and a placket, like a waistcoat.

"Well, exactly. Any questions, Commander? Zhou Yu didn't know what to call him for a while, but seeing that he was the only one in the hall of 100 people who dared to sit and taste wine in a leisurely manner, then he was either the head of the regiment or the brother-in-law of the head of the regiment.

"Regiment, regimental commander? Ho ho, this is the first time someone has called me that. Either way, it's okay, it's the head of this Hundred Ghosts Joy Troupe. Outsiders give the number of Mr. Fall, dare to ask the little brother... The man with glasses tilted his head slightly and asked him what his surname was.

"Well, my brother's name is Carney. Mistakes and mistakes, the road meets this place; If there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence! Zhou Yu clenched his hands into fists and arched his hands.

"Hahaha, the little brother is talking interestingly. I don't know what you want with a child? ”

Zhou Yu thought to himself, why do I have a half-dime relationship with you with a child? If you want to, it's none of your business to blow up a condom into a balloon as an oxygen cylinder! Is this Fallen Mr. too lenient? Zhou Yu stared at his dead fish eyes, and his face showed an unkind look.

"Oh, don't get me wrong. There is no malice in the following, but there are two points that are a little strange, and it is inevitable to ask: one is that the hair color of the brother is not from Dubancia, and it seems that it has little to do with Soracia, who was born in this baby; The second is that I have been walking Duban for twenty or thirty years, and it is the first time I have encountered such a big girl alone! Eccentric! Marvel! With that, Mr. Fallen turned around and picked up the wine bottle and drank it down.

"It's okay, just get used to it. I didn't adapt to the tail number restriction when Beijing first implemented it, but now I'm living a good life! Zhou Yu said, dragged Wei Ya, passed between the leather sofa and the glasses man, and quickly approached the door.

His hand was already on the handle, and Zhou Yu was about to press down hard.

"Doesn't the guest think that his life is too long?" Mr. Fall's faint voice reached Zhou Yu's ears, and he felt furious in his heart. Why do you think your life is too long? At first, the two-skin dog saw that he had something to say with the child, and then he met the wolf girl who led the crowd to snatch the child, although the snake clan and the fish clan did not have bad intentions, but they did not want to comment more. Could it be that the secret of the child can be heard in the mouth of this fallen gentleman for free?

After a pause of three seconds, Zhou Yu slowly lowered his arm and turned around.

"The kid is talented and ignorant, and I hope that Mr. will guide him!" In a word, it seems that this kid is really a tender chicken.

"Hahaha, the children can be taught, the children can be taught!" Mr. Fallen approached, bowed his neck slightly, and politely invited them to the corner to speak.

"Sir, in the next day, I slept in the open air, I didn't have enough to eat, and I was in a foreign country, I had no relatives and friends, and I really didn't know those rules and tricks of Dubancia!" Zhou Yu explained his identity clearly in one sentence, no matter how you verify and collect evidence, anyway, I am a foreign household registration and an old brother, as for believe it or not, you can watch it.

"Don't you know that you have violated Duban's first iron law?" Mr. Fallen looked into his eyes with a frown, as if looking for rebellion and ignorance in the two rounds of black. But the ending is obvious, not rebellious, very empty, bleaker than the eyes of a mentally ill person.

"What iron law?"

"First, the child must be handed in!"

"What?"