Chapter 145: Tricks
Does the child have to turn it in? This strange theory was indeed heard for the first time, and Zhou Yu stared at Mr. Fallen with wide eyes, unable to believe his ears.
He swallowed his saliva, racked his brains for a long time and squeezed out this sentence: "To whom?" β
"Well, it's not for me, it's not for her, it's not for those fierce gods and evils before and after, you will naturally know when you get there." Mr. Fallen was reluctant to say more, and his eyes swept away.
It's no wonder that when it comes to children, those in front of them want to stop talking, it turns out that there are still stories that are not enough for outsiders.
"Then may I ask sir, am I safe when the child is handed over?" The Metropolitan Governor patted Wei Ya, who looked frightened, the child could understand what the adults were saying, and squeezed Zhou Yu's palm hard, almost making him bleed. The child's premonition is often very accurate, and she senses the killing intent.
"That's not necessarily true, Your Excellency, Your Excellency..." Mr. Fallen gestured to his face.
Zhou Yu couldn't see what was on his face, and wiped it with his sleeve. Nothing, huh? Why is everyone, including the man with glasses, staring at his face!
Oh, he understood, the difference between him and these people was that he didn't have a black tattoo on his face, and the others had more or less a piece of jet black no matter what they were wearing. Depravity means that your white skin is too dazzling to walk on the streets, and even if you don't have a child, you won't live more than five streets.
Mr. Fallen may have overestimated him. Dubancia is a completely different kind of existence from Kuzsia and Soracia. There are few Kuzi people, and nature rules everything; Sola is rich, and the royal family has an unquestionable right to speak; Dubancia is synonymous with chaos and dark fear, and there is a special order that belongs to the underground caverns: the worship of force and hegemony, and the burning and looting are the four compulsory courses. In such a world order, perhaps only the mad Max can break out of the world.
"But you're too..." Zhou Yu pointed to the depraved white skin and questioned in confusion.
"Oh, oh, it's special in the bottom, it's special in the bottom, and the place of ink can not be on the face." Fall said and touched his bald head.
"The little ones aren't Dubans, so they can't live?" Zhou Yu asked. Yes, I don't invite disasters or cause trouble, just because I have black hair and no tattoos on my face. Good fellow, just push me to the ground, cut me with a thousand knives and step on 10,000 feet, it doesn't make sense!
"Hehe, that's not what I mean. If you are not a master of art and are bold, you must remember to enjoy the shade under the big tree. The Fall did not put it through the words, but let the Governor himself understand the meaning.
Zhou Yu frowned and pondered for a moment, understanding what he meant. The Fall wanted to send him a signal: Otherwise, you will be able to conquer the city with one enemy and conquer the land like chopping melons and vegetables; Otherwise, you have a very strong backer, and people who come will be scared to pee when they hear your background, and they can't stand steadily. For example, your father is Li Gang, your father is Director Yan, and your father is Liu Han and Liu Wei.
Judging from this sentence combined with the analysis of Mr. Fall's personality, he should belong to the latter. And who is the power to provide him with refuge? It can be so big that it can be unimpeded and exclusive on the whole of Dubancia. If you have the opportunity, you must also see and know, and if you hold this thigh, you may be able to struggle for thirty or fifty years.
"Thank you, sir, for your advice, the boy has been taught!" Zhou Yu bowed respectfully to Mr. Fallen. Don't forget to dig wells, people are kind enough to remind themselves, and you must do enough homework on your face. To tell the truth, you can't get a piece of meat off your mouth with more honey, you have a stinky face every day, and you are not Wang Sicong, where did you get so much courage to be the enemy of the whole world? I'm talking about the little brothers and sisters in the window industry.
"Polite, polite. Are you still going to move forward? Mr. Fallen turned to his side, making way for the back door.
"Not first, if you don't mind, sir. The kid wants to stay with this baby for a day or two here, and wait and see the situation before making plans. β
"Hahaha, it's good, it's good!" After speaking, the depraved beckoned, and the chameleon leaned over to him, and the two whispered. Then, the chameleon twisted the waist of the water snake and led the Metropolitan Governor and Wei Ya to a corner, signaling the two to rest here. Zhou Yu looked at her hip shaft, for fear that she would accidentally throw her upper body out.
"Uh, what do you call this sister?"
"Lizard Girl!" The voice replied coldly, and the coquettish heat just now turned over in the blink of an eye, faster than the Sichuan opera changed its face.
Lizard girl, I don't know if it's a snake or a zerg according to the division. But it doesn't matter, Zhou Yu doesn't care about her background, as long as she doesn't fight her own ideas.
"Bang Bang!" Zhou Yu just sat down and heard a few slaps, from Mr. Fallen.
"Okay, okay, rehearsal, rehearsal!" Well, it's quite formal, it's not a grass stage team or a black shop, it's a circus with pursuits. The Metropolitan Governor was so childlike that he stood on tiptoe to see the free show.
The order of the program is naturally repeated hundreds of times, and the candidates are neatly lined up, shoulder to shoulder, and the fish is moving forward. When it sounded, I don't know who played what instrument, and it shook the majority of the governors of Chrysanthemum, thinking that the police were checking the reporter's room.
The first show was a flame man performance*, I saw him standing in the middle of the field with his eyes closed, muttering words in his mouth, and suddenly his eyes widened with anger, and his whole body burst into flames, and his skin instantly turned fiery red. To show that it wasn't a trick but the real thing, there was an assistant who held a string of white strips and fried them on his shoulder. After a while, the oil flowers dripped down.
The second one to appear is the Changing Girl, and she is accompanied by a prop, which is a door panel that sits on the ground. The upper and lower colors of the door are different, and the contrast is obvious; Flip it over, and it's two colors again. There were four colors in total, and the lizardwoman's body kept changing colors as she writhed and swirled around the door. It looked so good-looking, Wei Ya couldn't help but applaud.
There are also centipede drill seven trick performances, apple throwing performances, big stomach king performances and so on. Although Zhou Yu has some admiration for these artists and alien combinations, he doesn't think that any circus in his previous life will not be worse than their craftsmanship, and he doesn't feel much fuss. There is no other way to see these things, they are rare and strange, and they are only familiar with them.
"Seeing that Brother Carney's face is not shocked, is it possible that he also has some skills?" Zhou Yu secretly screamed, and the fleeting disdain on his face just now was captured by this old fox. Otherwise, how could it suddenly be difficult?
"Well, no, no, I'm just a little tired."
"Coming from afar, Brother Carney doesn't show his hand, how can he be embarrassed to spend the night in my Hundred Ghosts Joy Group. Isn't that right, everybody? Fall said as he opened his hands and gestured to the left and right. Quick, quick, coax.
This is really a duck on the shelf, often urinating in the public toilet, how can you not get your shoes wet? I often squat in the public toilet and always have to fish for my mobile phone. The Metropolitan Governor saw that this time it was a catastrophe, so he could only search his stomach and think of some trick to get by.
Pregnant!
He put on a look of embarrassment, walked to the center of the field, and sat down in the place of the person who had just beaten the drum, and in front of him was the table where the cowhide drum was placed. Zhou Yu asked others for three wooden bowls for drinking, and beckoned the lizard girl to come to his side.
"Lizard girl, can you lend me your earrings?" Zhou Yu pointed to a metal ring hanging from the lizardwoman's left and right ears. Seeing that he was not joking, the lizard girl thought about the movement of her left and right hands at the same time, took off her earrings and handed them to him.
"Borrow you, if you break it, I want you to look good!"
Zhou Yu smiled wryly, which was a response to her.
"Let's do a magic trick for everyone!" Zhou Yu shouted loudly, he really hadn't sold it in his previous life except for setting up a stall and renting villain books when he was a child, and this set of words was very blunt. Mr. Fallen frowned as he saw his hands and mouth cooperating with each other. But since he started this head, whether it is a big drama or a big ugly, he has to let people comment on it after it is finished, so he took the lead in surrounding it.
In an instant, the table was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, and the water could not be leaked. There were some short women in the back who couldn't see the situation, and they actually rode on the necks of several big men and watched from the side.
The Governor placed three wooden bowls on the table. He sat face down, signaling that there was nothing in the bowl. Two earrings were placed on the table, two of the wooden bowls were picked up and one was fastened each, and the third empty bowl was also buckled and placed in the center. He gestured with two fingers to the three wooden bowls arranged in a row.
"Where, everyone can see clearly, right?"
"I see it clearly!"
"Well, and then what?"
Zhou Yu glanced around, and finally his gaze stopped on Mr. Fall's face. The point of playing these little tricks is to whet the appetite of the spectators. Thinking of this, Zhou Yu raised his two hands in a thoughtful manner, showed them in front and back, and patted his two exposed forearms, indicating that my hands and arms were clean, and there was no possibility of going out.
The two hands pressed on the wooden bowl that was clasped and quickly changed and replaced in the shape of Arabic numerals (8) in a serpentine shape, and everyone was dizzy to see. Who are the people in the puff group, one by one, they know all the tricks on the hand, on the body, the tricks of the eyes, and the strength work, such as a number of treasures, and they can draw back from three without citing one, and soon many people found out that this is a game of guessing earrings.
After more than a dozen rounds, the Metropolitan Governor felt that the timing was just right, and his hands stopped, and the three bowls lay side by side on the table.
"Mr. Fallen, may I guess which bowl the earrings are in?" Zhou Yu pointed to the wooden bowl with a smile.
Mr. Fallen has walked the rivers and lakes for so many years, and has read countless people, isn't Bole also practiced Bole, can this trick be hidden from his sharp eyes? Just now, when Zhou Yu hadn't made a move, he had predicted the possible derivative direction of this game, so he deliberately stared at his hand pressing the bowl and never deviated for a moment.
"This one and this one!" Fall confidently pointed to the first and second bowls, not even glancing at the third. As soon as he finished speaking, some members of the group with quick eyes and good memory hurriedly followed suit. Zhou Yu didn't know if these people really saw it clearly, or if they were acting in the sitcom "The leader is great", anyway, when he used to go to work, there were so many people, and the leader began to applaud hard before he finished speaking, and his neck was stiff, as if he was listening to Marx's own report.
"Are you sure? Mr! Zhou Yu confirmed with him, these words are all part of the appearance, and they are indispensable.
"Sure, Your Excellency doesn't want to fool me into changing my mind!" The depraved spread his hands, indicating that he saw that it was true, and a hundred cows could not be pulled back.
"Is there anyone else who disagrees?" Zhou Yu shouted again with a broken gong. But he himself knows that asking is also in vain, the head of the regiment has already come to a conclusion, if others come out of the air now to identify other answers, it must be that the resignation report was reported to the leader and not approved. But this Metropolitan Governor has a good proposal, you can go to the bath and order a technician to enter the private room, and then call 110 yourself! Remember to throw more money at other technicians when you come out.
Some people say that it's okay to drink alcohol and dry a bottle in front of Uncle JC. Zhou Yu does not recommend this kind of behavior to leave the team. The cost of drunk driving is too high, you can control the data below 80, administrative detention and revocation of driver's license for half a year; If you fail to control your work to more than 80, you will be criminally detained and your license revoked for five years. Therefore, compared to this option, it is easier to call the police to catch a prostitute.
Zhou Yu slowly stretched out his hand, grabbed the back of the bowl with his five fingers and lifted it gently, and countless heads looked into the bowl with his gestures.
Amazing! Nothing!
"That'sβthat's in this one!" The fall was not as calm as he had just now, he obviously didn't blink, and he was very sure that an earring must be in that bowl. Why didn't it disappear? Could it be that this kid is really good at witchcraft?
"This one, are you sure?" Zhou Yu asked again. At this time, he didn't know what hard currency was on the continent of Dubancia, otherwise he had to make a bet now, immediately, immediately, buy and leave, and win a year's phone bill with this proud ability. If you get it, you may be able to charge the phone bill and send a daughter-in-law.
Dozens of eyes slowly lifted with the bowl, and then focused on the table, but it was still empty, and there was not a single hair.
"No, it's impossible?" Mr. Depravity's tone was a little impatient, he didn't lose his temper for the sake of losing face. Really, what can a man believe if he can't believe his eyes?
The Metropolitan Governor secretly laughed in his heart, the puff group is indeed a group of capable people, some real skills, but they are all talented, innate ability rather than tempered kung fu. To put it bluntly, I rely on myself to be a freak to eat, and the first time I encounter the ability to speculate and deceive, it is inevitable that I can't accept it.
"Here?" Fall stepped over to the table and opened the third bowl himself, still pitifully pale, with the shadow of half an earring there. Everyone looked at each other and was speechless, but the lizard girl stomped her foot angrily, ran over and grabbed the Governor by the collar and asked, "Where did you hide my earrings?" β
Zhou Yu was pressed against her two balls of marshmallow-like breasts and felt a little uncomfortable. The specific reason for not being able to write it is not lawful, otherwise it will be blocked by the big data notice of pornography. Anyway, some thoughts.
"IβI didn't lose it!" Zhou Yu slapped her hand away and rubbed his crumpled front placket that was crumpled by her. Why can't you say something if you have something to say?
"Tell me quickly, where?" The Governor could see that she was really angry, which showed that these earrings had an extraordinary meaning to her.
"Do you want to see it yourself? Remember, trust your own eyes. After speaking, Zhou Yu turned around and picked up Wei Ya and walked towards his corner. The lizard girl looked at the soft and hard piece of walking meat, and opened the first bowl in anger.
Strange, an earring lay quietly inside, as if nothing had happened. When Fall saw it, his eyes almost fell out of his sockets. Did you have a delusion? He looked left and right at his subordinates, and everyone gave him affirmative support, which means that you are not crazy, boss, it was empty just now.
Opened the second bowl, there was also one.
Trust your own eyes. How the hell did this kid do it? What did he want to tell himself? The lizard girl picked up the two earrings, did not put them on for a long time, and stood there quietly thinking.