Text Chapter 7 The show god who was blacklisted

Have you ever seen a big white leg in the early morning sun? If you've ever seen that touch of gold shining on Xiushen's thighs, you'll never forget it in your life. You'll walk forward with determination, to every place that the witch lets you go.

β€”β€”Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

Xiushen rushed to the stairwell after him, and watched the supervisor, who was still struggling, put another seal on the palace lamp.

"Lotus Treasure Spirit Talisman, Fu Ling Silence!" Then the green flame on the palace lamp gradually went out, and the director gave up struggling.

Xiushen looked at the resentful spirit in front of him, as if looking at a fish on a board, "I heard that you are very good at fighting, huh!" Swing the wand vigorously and draw it towards the Director.

"It was fun to smash me just now, didn't you? Well! ”

"It cost me three more spirit runes, huh!"

"Do you know that spirit runes cost money!"

Xiushen twitched his magic rod fiercely with every word, and the director's wailing voice resounded throughout the building. Finally, he inserted the magic rod into the evil spirit's skull, destroying the last bit of spiritual light of the director, and gritted his teeth as he inserted it back, "You will die again for me!" ”

Xiushen's vice 1: Serious tendency to violence.

Xiushen withdrew his magic rod, lifted the sealed palace lamp, looked at it carefully, and probably calculated it in his heart.

This palace lamp is old, full of spiritual power, it is obviously an item left over from the High Demon Era, if you sell this to Baibaozhai, you can probably not only earn back the money of gravity charms and sealing charms, there should be a surplus. Then he bent down and picked up the other talismans that had been sprinkled on the ground before, those things were very expensive, although they were stained with soil, but they did not hinder their use.

And Xiushen's body happened to be facing away from Chen Ling, Chen Ling, who was already sitting on the ground in fright, looked at Xiushen who was bending down to pick up the spirit talisman in front of him, a mellow and beautiful curve was constantly dangling in front of his eyes, he who had just escaped the danger of his life felt that he urgently needed a comfort, and couldn't help but think about it: she must have done it on purpose, she must have been, such a beautiful thing is in front of my eyes, she promised me, let me touch my thighs for three minutes, my buttocks and thighs are connected, touch it as interest, just touch it, Xiushen will not be good. For a while, he couldn't care about the pain of the fall just now, and he leaned forward while thinking about what was wrong.

At the moment when he touched Xiushen's tights with his hand, Xiushen immediately sensed that something was wrong, and he didn't even hesitate, and directly kicked Chen Ling with a powerful hind leg, Chen Ling's head was hit and touched the wall behind him, and he immediately fainted with a satisfied smile, and his last thought before losing consciousness was: It's so soft!

Xiushen's vice 2: Turning his face ruthlessly.

By the time Chen Ling woke up again, it was already the next morning, with cotton balls in his nostrils, lying on the sofa on the first floor of the Demon Removal Office. Chen Ling touched the back of his head that was in pain, took off the cotton ball in his nostrils, felt a little dazed, and began to think about who I am with a short period of amnesia? Where am I? What am I doing?

This is a typical manifestation of a concussion. I sat on the sofa and thought about it for a while before remembering what happened last night, then I looked at my fingers and smelled it deliberately, but unfortunately I couldn't smell anything.

Suddenly, the door of the bathroom opened, and Xiushen, who had just finished taking a shower, walked out wrapped in a bath towel. The late summer morning sun shines through the window in the room, reflecting on Xiujin's body, and the snow-white skin is illuminated golden yellow, exuding a holy light. Xiushen, who has been engaged in demon slaying work for a long time, maintains a good figure, with slender thighs that can't find a trace of fat, full of vitality, slightly bent hind legs, and a little tight muscles, showing the perfect lines of youth. Accompanied by the aroma of shower gel and the water vapor emitted from the bathroom, the warm, humid and fragrant environment made Chen Ling feel like he was in a dream for a while.

I must have died last night, and now I must be in heaven, this is the only thought in Chen Ling's mind.

It's a pity that Xiushen didn't give Chen Ling an extra second to appreciate, and went back to the bedroom upstairs, without even saying a word, just glaring at Chen Ling fiercely, as if complaining that he woke up too early. Chen Ling completely ignored Xiushen's gaze, and kept watching Xiushen go upstairs without blinking his eyes, as if he wanted to remember the scene in front of him for the rest of his life.

Before entering the house, Xiushen heard Chen Ling's voice floating downstairs, "Tsk... The figure is really good, it's a bath towel, it's still too long. ”

Xiushen's demon slaying office is located in a chic single-family two-story building, usually the first floor is used as a reception room and office, and the second floor is used as a private space to rest. It happened that the water heater upstairs broke down two days ago, and last night, the tired Xiushen had to carry the fainted Chen Ling back to the office, and she didn't have the strength to wash and sleep directly.

After a while, Xiushen, who had changed into a summer casual dress, returned downstairs, made himself a cup of coffee, and then said to Chen Ling, who was still on the sofa, "Come and work when you wake up, and make a record of last night's accounts." Chen Ling hurriedly followed Xiushen to the office.

"I said you should record it." Xiushen commanded.

Chen Ling sat in his place in the office, turned on the computer, and replied, "You can say it." ”

"Hmm...," Xiushen groaned slightly, "Last night's demon scavenging fee was seven million. If it costs, two magic slaying talismans are 72,000 yuan each, a gravity talisman is 153,000 yuan, a seal talisman is 81,000 yuan, a rental helicopter is about 7,000 yuan, and your salary, well, thirty yuan per hour, starting at six o'clock and ending at half past ten, and five yuan more overtime pay per hour after nine o'clock, which is a total of 142.5, well. So what's the profit? ”

"That's more than 6.6 million in total." Chen Ling replied.

"How much?" Xiushen asked more seriously.

"A total of six million six hundred and forty thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven pieces of five, do you want to count so seriously, do you want to be so accurate?" Chen Ling said helplessly.

"That's a must! Every penny is my money, and not a penny is missing. "Xiushen is particularly obsessed with money.

Xiushen's vice 3: very, very greedy for money.

"Then how about my work injury, you sent me out as bait." Chen Ling pointed to his nose unconvinced and said.

"You are to blame, of course I kicked you by touching me, it can't be regarded as a work injury at all, and it is dismissed."

"Then why am I so little paid! Renting a helicopter was more than I took! Chen Ling felt that his value was seriously underestimated.

"Nonsense, you don't know anything, if it weren't for the cheapness, how would I hire you!" Xiushen retorted.

"You, you, you... And what about you promising to let me touch my thigh for three minutes? Chen Ling jumped up and pointed at Xiushen and said.

"When I carried you back, you leaned on my shoulder for half an hour, I should have charged you." Sharp teeth and refusal to admit defeat have always been the advantages of Xiushen.

"I, I'm quitting, the job is so dangerous, others want money and you want to die, I'd rather find a hospital to sell my kidney and pay off your debts, anyway, I won't do it." Chen Ling said angrily.

Chen Ling's words surprised Xiushen, and he was silent for a while without speaking. In fact, to be honest, Xiushen still values Chen Ling very much, after all, such a high-quality and inexpensive strong labor force is still rare. And Chen Ling seems to have a great life, he won't die after such a toss, although he is a little, but he is much more durable than his previous assistant.

Chen Ling packed up his things, got up and walked out, and just arrived at the door, he heard a sigh from Xiushen.

"Hey..."

"Don't stop me, I've made up my mind, it's too dangerous to do it here." Chen Ling said categorically.

"I won't stop you, you really should go, it's too dangerous here." Unexpectedly, Xiushen did not mean to stay. "I am a hard-working person, I earn desperate money, and every time I am born and die, I can only get back a small income. Every time I come back, I want to find someone to rely on, I thought you were, but I didn't expect you to be, forget it, you go. ”

Xiushen's voice was full of grievances, not at all like her usual strong appearance, Chen Ling looked back and saw Xiushen curled up his legs into a huge office chair, his freshly washed hair scattered around him covering half of his body, his arms around him, and his head looking down at the floor. The whole scene shows the softness of Xiushen vividly, like an abandoned little girl, which makes people feel pity.

Xiushen slowly raised his head, looked at Chen Ling quietly, and then said sadly: "You really should go, it's too dangerous here, it's not good for you here, you are a good person, you will find a good job." ”

Chen Ling's sympathy was bursting for a while, and he couldn't open his legs at all, where could he say half a word. Looking at Chen Ling's appearance of running back, a smile appeared on the corner of Xiushen's mouth.

Xiushen's vice four: and he is good at using his beauty to achieve his goals.

Let's get acquainted with the demon slayer Xiushen, the number one person on the blacklist of employee intermediary companies.

Since the first year of the new calendar, after the occurrence of the "intersection of dimensions", the world has entered the era of low demons, and the spiritual power has gradually deepened in the following ten years, and by the first war of humans and gods, gods and demons have descended, and the world has completely entered the period of high demons. After the First Great War between Man and God, the gods and Buddhas withdrew from the earth, and the aura gradually decreased. By the year 295 of the new calendar, the aura level of the whole world returned to the level of the low demon world, and this environment prompted many big demons to fall into a deep sleep, and also enabled many small demons to multiply.

In urban areas, due to human influence, many demons and monsters have been born. Some of these newborn demons do evil and take people's lives; Some work hard to practice and don't care about the world; Some are hidden in the city and gradually integrated into human society. From time to time, magical creatures will make small gestures to announce their existence.

Due to the limited resources for survival, there is constant friction between humans and demons. Although governments around the world have set up public administrations of magical creatures in an attempt to exercise a certain degree of jurisdiction over demons, due to the limited manpower, difficult management, and strong suddenness, the occurrence of demons mutilating human beings still occurs frequently, and the public has questioned the government's ability. In response to this problem, the government agency decided to issue a certificate of demon slayer, allowing people with folk abilities to register as professional demon slayer and solve civil shemale disputes full-time.

After decades of development, the demon slayer has become a well-known profession, and the division of occupations has become more and more detailed, with a complete vocational training system and a complete regulatory body. Although the occupational risk is still very high, the relative career reward is also very high, and it has become a popular profession for a while. And in the entire circle of demon slayers on Sakura Island, Xiujin is a famous existence.

The Demon Slayer is a very strange existence, and the real professionals have never judged who is the number one in sorcery and who is the number one in swordsmanship. After all, more often than not, demon slaying is a work that relies on the brain, and a simple level of ability does not determine the strength of a demon slayer.

More often than not, people like to evaluate the level of the slayer by his income, after all, money can be an important indicator of a person's success when academic qualifications can be faked.

Although Xiushen's single demon removal fee is not the highest, and the number of demon exorcisms per year is not the largest, but after calculating the comprehensive annual income and demon elimination success rate, Xiushen is at the top of the list. Although there is no data such as the annual income ranking of demon slayers, the title of No. 1 in Tiandu usually does not fall on the heads of others. However, Xiushen doesn't seem to care too much about this name, as a woman who puts money first, she prefers the feeling of lying in a pile of money to a false name.

Some people say that Xiushen's glamorous appearance makes her add a lot of points to her employer, but in fact, if you count the strength of demon eradication alone, Xiushen can also rank among the top three in the industry. Coupled with the sweet voice of the people, the degree of damage to the scene after the demon removal is very small, and the reputation of Xiushen is quite good in the employer.

Of course, if someone makes a list of evil bosses in Tiandu, Xiushen is also the undisputed leader.