Chapter 6 Overtime becomes a demon
Someone will tell you that not working overtime is the original sin, and even the ghosts will not let you go.
his uncle, whoever says that kills whom.
ββExcerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"
I don't know how long it took, maybe a few minutes, maybe an hour or two, Chen Ling felt that the collar was a little tight, so he loosened his tie. He remembered the scene when he went out to tidy up his clothes, that kind of gentle, expectant look, Chen Ling hadn't seen it for a long time, which made him immediately feel motivated. But Chen Ling suddenly remembered what Xiushen said to him when he went out.
"Okay, don't get your clothes dirty, you still have to send them back when you take them back."
Return? Why do you want to return it? Isn't this your own clothes? Chen Ling looked at the cuffs of the clothes, touched the hem of the clothes again, and looked at the trouser legs, which were obviously much bigger, this dress was definitely not his own, how could he wear this clothes?
"Chen Ling, what are you doing? Why don't you hurry up and get to work, are you done with the report? The supervisor sitting at the front of the room saw Chen Ling's hands off the keyboard and immediately shouted loudly.
Chen Ling immediately tapped the keyboard again and entered the data. But I'm always muttering in my head, Xiushen shouldn't have bought the wrong clothes, so where did this clothes come from? This dress is obviously that of a man much taller than himself, who did it fall into his own house? The suit can be pulled down, but the pants are close to the body! Could it be that there are other men who have taken off their pants at home! For a moment, Chen Ling stopped his hands and opened his eyes wide.
After a series of reasoning, Chen Ling seems to have come to an astonishing conclusion, this dress illustrates... Green on your head?
Chen Ling immediately stood up, picked up his briefcase and walked out. He couldn't wait to go back to his home and ask Xiushen in person what the situation was.
"Chen Ling, what are you going to do! How did it get up again! Want to get off work again? I don't want to do it anymore! Looking at Chen Ling, who got up to take the bag, the pot-bellied supervisor also got up and shouted.
"Director! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I have some urgent things at home, I have to rush home... Please, can you not work overtime tonight. Chen Ling pleaded.
"What does it have to do with the company if you have something at home? You just have your own father gone, and you have to finish the shift today, this is for the benefit of the collective! The director said righteously.
Chen Ling wanted to say something, but the supervisor pointed to Chen Ling's workstation and said loudly: "Go back to me!" Chen Ling was not given a chance to speak at all.
Chen Ling had to turn around and walk towards the workstation, but the more he walked, the more angry he became, what was he working overtime for every day? Isn't it just for this family! Desperately working hard to earn money outside every day, enduring the oppression of the supervisor, doesn't he just want his wife and children to have a good life? Xiushen actually cuckolded me, thinking about it carefully, my son has become less and less like himself in recent years, and he couldn't help but be angry, grabbed the keyboard on the workstation and walked to the supervisor.
The supervisor looked at Chen Ling who was walking towards him, his eyes widened wider and wider, and he was about to open his mouth to speak menacingly, Chen Ling picked up the keyboard in his hand and swiped it according to the supervisor's head.
"Overtime, add your big-headed ghost's shift! Lao Tzu's head is green, and he is working overtime! As he spoke, he squeezed his hand vigorously.
Maybe it was too strong, a few buttons on the keyboard fell off, Chen Ling looked down and roughly looked, it seemed to be "D, E, A, D". Strange, why there were two "Ds" in a pair of keyboards, Chen Ling couldn't take care of it in a hurry, threw down the keyboard, and walked out the door.
Suddenly, my trouser leg seemed to be grabbed by something. Damn the director, don't you give up like this? Chen Ling couldn't help but think.
He looked back and saw that the supervisor, who was bleeding from his mouth and nose, was still staring at him, grabbing his trouser leg hard, and muttering "You have to work overtime, you have to work overtime!" The colleagues next to him also stood up and walked towards him step by step, whispering "You have to work overtime" with each step. β
These four words were like a spell, and the appearance of the colleagues around them was changing, and when they walked in front of Chen Ling, they all became pot-bellied supervisors. They surrounded Chen Ling and refused to let him leave. Chen Ling was frightened, hurriedly broke free from the entanglement, ran downstairs through the door, and the words "You have to work overtime" still came to his ears.
I don't know how many floors I ran, maybe it's three floors, maybe it's five floors, maybe it's thirty floors, Chen Ling ran out of breath, but this staircase seemed to have no end, and it kept going down. Later, Chen Ling couldn't run anymore, so he had to stop, trying to find a window to see how many floors he was still from the first floor. But when he walked to the window and looked out, he found that he seemed to be on the thirtieth or fiftieth floor, and immediately sat down on the ground.
At the same time, the sound of footsteps could be heard upstairs and downstairs, and a group of supervisors were coming towards him. The leading supervisor carried a strange lamp and shone on Chen Ling, and his mouth still kept saying, "You have to work overtime, you have to work overtime, you have to work overtime..."
Chen was extremely desperate, there was no way to enter the heavens and no door to the earth, could he only jump out of the window?
At this moment, suddenly a strong light shone on Chen Ling through the window, and Chen Ling couldn't see anything for a while, so he had to cover his eyes with his hands. Faintly, a figure rushed towards him from the window, followed by the sound of the window breaking.
Then a loud roar of the helicopter propellers was heard outside the window, drowning out the voices of the supervisors, and the summer heat blew down the cold in the air. Chen Ling stretched out his hand and saw Xiushen breaking through the window and squatting on the ground. She slowly stood up, looked at Chen Ling next to her, and then looked at the supervisors around her and the strange lamps in their hands.
"Finally found you!" Xiushen said with a bright smile on his face. "Whatever I see is a ghost, and the evil is scattered!"
Xiushen took out a spirit rune, matched it with the spell, and waved his hand, and a group of middle-aged supervisors disappeared. Only the supervisor with the lamp was left glaring at Xiushen.
"How dare you, how dare you ignore our company's articles of association, trespass on our company, destroy our company's property, and hurt our company's employees, it's the biggest evil, I will punish you for working overtime for 10,000 years as compensation!" As he spoke, the director waved the lamp in his hand and rushed towards Xiushen. Every time he approached, the image tended to decay, the skin and muscles on the body gradually fell off, the clothes began to tattered and faded, the white bones were undoubtedly exposed, the eyeballs fell off, revealing a strange red light, and the lamp in his hand also evolved into the image of the ancient palace lamp, the light showed turquoise, and the sound of wailing in the lamp could be faintly heard.
Xiushen's right hand took out a supernatural rod like an electric rod from behind him, pressed the button and shook it hard, the supernatural rod stretched to about one meter three, and after the aura was poured in, the entire supernatural rod revealed a holy golden yellow, and the rod body extended to one meter five, like a sword, blocking the palace lamp waved by the supervisor. With his left hand, he took out another talisman from his bosom and attached it to the supervisor's head, then dodged out of the gap under the supervisor's arm.
The body of the supervisor who was pasted with the talisman stopped, his movement was slightly sluggish for a few seconds, and the red light in his eyes was also slightly dimmed, and then the green light of the palace lamp in his hand flashed, and the spirit talisman on the supervisor's head suddenly burned, and his body returned to nature. The Director turned his head, stared at Xiushen, then opened his mouth and roared, and rushed at her again. It seems that the palace lantern, which weighs only a few taels and weighs dozens of pounds, is like a meteor hammer weighing dozens of catties, clinging to the wall and smashing towards Xiushen, who can't dodge, so he has to parry with a stick in both hands. The supervisor pressed Xiushen with the lamp in one hand, and grabbed her with the head of the other hand, Xiushen was already leaning against the base of the wall at this time, and there was no way to retreat, so he hurriedly unloaded the power of the palace lamp with both hands, and then lowered his head and flashed the supervisor's white claws. The stairwell was too narrow to dodge, so Xiushen hurriedly dodged out of the stairwell and entered the building, where the director waved the palace lamp and chased after him.
"Damn, I wasted a spirit rune in vain, the resentful spirit is not the key, but the palace lamp is?" Xiushen gritted his teeth and said.
"You lazy moths, waste of social resources, you actually want to work overtime and go home early, are you dreaming?" The director shouted as he waved the palace lamp and threw it at Xiushen. The palace lamp is too heavy, and with the power of the supervisor's swing, it can smash a pit every time it hits the ground. "Do you think you can escape, escape the punishment of the company? Go back with me, and you will have to do the reports for the next hundred years! β
"What to do, my mother started her own company and started a business, and when she commuted to and from work, she decided by herself!" Xiushen took advantage of the old time when the supervisor was using his strength, and waved the magic stick to fight back.
The two sides can't tell the difference between you and me for a while, but Xiushen knows that it is not a way to go on like this, although it seems that the two sides are evenly divided for the time being, but as long as he is hit once, he will die, and the key is to seal the palace lamp in the hands of the resentful spirit.
"Chen Ling, don't pretend to be dead for me, hurry up, it's your turn." Xiushen shouted at Chen Ling, who was hiding in the stairwell.
"I'm no longer good, I've been scared to death, don't call me, you can't see me." Chen Ling shrank in the corner and muttered quietly.
Xiushen saw that Chen Ling had not moved, and shouted again: "Go back and let you touch your thighs for three minutes!" β
"Report to the boss, I am your most loyal employee, you can do whatever you ask me to do, please ask the boss to command." Chen Ling immediately responded.
"Get the documents in your bag," Xiushen said as she parried the supervisor's attacks, her stamina starting to decline due to frequent dodges. "Just spill it all and sprinkle it on the ground."
Chen Ling hurriedly followed Xiushen's instructions and took out all the documents in his bag and spilled them on the ground. "And then?"
"Then sing me a song!" Xiushen replied.
"Sing what?" Chen Ling was a little surprised, at such a critical moment, Xiushen actually wanted to listen to himself sing.
"Sing how happy you are if you don't go to work today."
"Ahh Don't fool me! Chen Ling immediately thought of the spell that Xiushen taught himself, it was this spell that led this supervisor to the resentful spirit, and now he expressed the spell in the form of song and dance, which was simply hateful.
"Trust me!" Xiushen said loudly.
Chen Ling had no choice, so he could only fight for three minutes of time to touch his legs.
"Master doesn't go to work today, how can you be happy, Master doesn't go to work today, what time is it to sleep..."
The singing voice slowly came, and the movements of the supervisor, who had lost his mind, gradually slowed down, and he began to become absent-minded, "What sound?"
"Yes, that's it, it works! Keep singing and don't stop! Xiushen shouted.
"Master doesn't go to work today, and he won't go to work tomorrow, the boss's salary will be paid the same, and there will be no less than one or two cents," while singing Chen Ling, he danced happily and happily, "Boss, this big fool, I can't see anything..."
The supervisor's attention had been completely attracted by Chen Ling, and he waved the manual palace lamp vigorously, forcing Xiushen back, and then reflexively rushed towards Chen Ling.
"Who is it? Dare not work overtime and get paid! Who is it? In stealing the interests of the company! The director's wraith shouted hoarsely as he waved the palace lamp, furious.
Looking at the supervisor who came with the lamp, the foul smell came to his face, Chen Ling was immediately stunned, leaning against the wall and shouting the name of Xiushen, but what he thought in his heart was: It's a big loss! It's a big loss! This time I folded myself inside, and Xiushen's fingers didn't touch it! Touching your thighs or something, you should charge interest first! Well? At the moment of life and death, shouldn't I ask God to worship Buddha to save myself?
"Heavy mountains and nine thousands, Mount Tai is at the top, heavy!" Xiushen shouted loudly behind the director.
A piece of paper suddenly lit up in the spilled document, it turned out that Xiushen had already stuffed some special spirit runes into Chen Ling's briefcase, and when he needed it, he directly swayed them and shouted spells to activate the spirit runes. At this time, it is a gravity talisman that can instantly increase gravity, and the specific increase depends on the spiritual power of the caster, people with low mana can only pause the object for a second or two, and people with high mana can suppress the Daluo Immortal for a hundred years, and it is said that there is a big demon that has been suppressed by the gods and Buddhas with this charm for five hundred years. For Xiushen, it is enough to press the resentful spirit of the supervisor to the ground and not move for half a point.