Never underestimate a woman, no matter how old she is.

——Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

Deep in the narrow aisle is the president's office, and on the side near the window is the staff area, which is full of unconscious people, Xiushen easily walks past the unconscious crowd and identifies which unlucky ghost is the president.

Fortunately, the governor is not too difficult to recognize, as long as he finds the one with the worst Mediterranean on his head, Xiushen grabbed the governor's collar, picked up a glass of water on the table next to him and splashed it.

The governor opened his eyes in a daze, and his mind was not very good when he had just woken up, and he could not recognize the person in front of him.

"Captain, yes." Pleasant voice, cordial greetings, the president was in a trance for a while, what he had just experienced, where is he now, what a gentle voice, is it Xiaoxia that girl came to offer to herself again, oops, this girl, although the performance is not good, but the sophistication of the world is very good, I must "take care" of her more in the future. While thinking about it, a pair of colored hands touched it.

"Xiaoxia, you..."

Before the governor finished speaking, Xiushen passed with a mouthful.

"Little What Xia, look at who your aunt and grandmother I am!"

The governor sobered up for a moment, what is this?

"You are? You're the slayer, how are you? How did you get in here? No, what the hell are you trying to do? The president panicked and didn't say anything for a while.

Xiushen looked at the flustered governor in front of him, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, this is right, the hostage should look like a hostage, of course, if he is robbed, he must look like he is being bullied, otherwise he will not be too much of a failure.

In the world of Xiushen, she will never choose to be a good person, she will only be a ruthless person with a bottom line.

"Come on, let's go to your office and talk slowly...", he dragged the governor and walked forward.

The Governor struggled all the way, but his poorly trained physique was completely unable to compete with a professional demon slayer, and he kicked over countless vases and water cups along the way, and his originally neatly groomed hair was also messy. The status given to him by the right is like scattered sand in the face of powerful force, and the great governor who is dignified in front of the people can only be dragged away like a little chicken. Fortunately, the bank staff were in a coma at this time, and they couldn't see this scene at all, otherwise it would have been spread out, and he, the president, would have lost face.

"You let go of me, I order you to let go of me, you are hijacked by force, I will sue you, I will make your office unable to open... Come on, come on, take this crazy woman away, what about the security guards? Where's the security? The governor howled unwillingly, like a little daughter-in-law who had been taken captive by bad men.

"If you scream, if you scream, no one will come to save you." Xiushen is getting better at this time, and he feels more and more like a bandit. It's really a pleasure to be a bad guy, and occasionally bullying the "weak" can really regulate your mood.

"I have the drill contract you signed, according to the contract, I am a robber, and it is natural for robbers to take hostages, and if the hostages do not cooperate, it is okay to give a certain punishment appropriately. You don't have to think about suing me, you won't be able to win this lawsuit anywhere. ”

"Then you, that you, hit me...", the governor still wanted to argue.

"Hit you? Hahaha..."Xiushen smiled, as if the governor had said a very funny joke, "Then you go and check the injury, see if you can detect any skin trauma, you can call it louder, call all your subordinates, let them see how embarrassed you are." ”

The governor immediately stopped shouting, for for him, the sin was acceptable, but the face could not be lost.

"You femme fatale—" the captain squeezed a few words out of his teeth.

"Rest assured, since we have signed the contract, we will definitely serve to the end, and we will do a full set of plays. I'll screen your bank for all security vulnerabilities..."Xiushen glanced back at the president, "After all, robbing us is a professional. ”

On the other side, Chen Ling and Da Hei were busy making the final arrangements outside, and in front of them was the last line of defense of the bank, the metal door of Sorington.

The Sorington Metal Door is more of a room than a door, and it originated more than a hundred years ago as a purely mechanical lock creation, completely abandoning the concept of electronic locks, which discourages some electronic thieves.

The metal plates up to 15 centimeters thick, pressed by a variety of processes, have the ability to resist impact and blasting, and the shape of the whole also makes the vault a tightly knit iron broad bean, an impregnable fortress, which also keeps some traditional robbers out.

At the same time, a large number of magic patterns are engraved on the inside of the vault, which can effectively prevent the invasion of ghosts and evil arts, so that some cultivators with unscrupulous intentions cannot start.

If there are any other shortcomings, there should be only two points: the first is expensive, the whole is made of composite metal, weighing 13 tons, just these metals are smashed into scrap iron to sell hundreds of thousands, not to mention the complex mechanical principles and magic inscriptions contained in it, making the price of this metal security door as high as eight million; The second is corrosion resistance, the metal door uses phosphoric acid as a pressure preparation in the production process, so the resistance to acid is not high, but this is not high, and it generally takes about 17 hours to corrode the door.

However, for Xiushen, these are not problems, and when planning the operation, she and Daikoku thought of this, and Daiko's initial suggestion was to hijack the governor and torture the vault password. He believed that with his fists, within five punches, he had the confidence that he could make the governor tell him how many mistresses he had.

But Xiushen felt that this was too much of a waste of time, and it was easy to be blocked in the house by the guards who arrived to make the operation fail. And it's too unsupernatural, for a demon slayer, does it take such a bloody and violent way to open the door?

To open the door, they only need to cause an explosion.

"Are you ready?" Da Hei turned back to Chen Ling and said.

Chen Ling looked at the staff around him who were already lying on the table and didn't dare to move, and said reassuringly: "OK, don't worry, no problem." ”

I saw a spirit stone bomb pasted on the edge of the metal door of Sorington, and each bomb led out a lead, until the center of the door, a spirit talisman was pasted in the center, and the words "All things enlighten" were written on the talisman.

Chen Ling aimed the slingshot at the center, and a special marble shot over, just to form a spirit rune gall, and at the same time detonate all the surrounding spirit stone bombs.

"Bang!" An explosion came from outside the door, and at this time, the president was tied to his desk by Xiushen and posed in a very shameful M-shape, and Xiushen was holding a portable camera to take pictures of the president.

"Come, laugh one, be a concubine drunk."

"What a sound!" The governor was taken aback by the sudden explosion, "What did you do, what did you blow up, the agreement stipulates that you will pay for the damage caused by the explosion." ”

Xiushen first looked at all kinds of photos in the camera, and then said to the governor with a pleasant face: "Don't worry, it's okay, we didn't blow up anything, we calculated the amount of ammunition, this bomb can't blow up your metal door in Sorington." ”

"We've just added a little bit of something."

"What's that?" The president asked eagerly. He found that the woman in front of him never acted according to common sense, and he felt like he was being taught to be a human being by her.

"Don't worry, come on, come on, put on another posture of Chang'e running to the moon, and put on a proud and indifferent posture." said that Xiushen changed the posture of the president, and the president at this time was middle-aged, but full of girlishness.

The president was still chattering and asking, and Xiushen was finally tired of asking.

"Actually, it's nothing, your door is really troublesome, the anti-theft performance is already top-notch, no matter what method is used, it will take a lot of time, but we have changed our thinking." Xiushen looked at the results in his hand again, and couldn't help but admire: "I'm really amazing, I actually turned decay into magic, this photo is simply amazing, and you are peerless and enchanting." ”

"What the hell did you do!" The governor struggled in his chair and shouted in a thunderous voice.

"What's the hurry, I've taken such a good shot, I haven't asked you for photography fees yet." At this time, Xiushen looked at ease and sat down in front of the president.

"As for us, we simply performed a ritual of possession to bring your door to life."

"Alive?"

"That's right, I made a spirit rune, and by detonating the spirit stone bomb, I obtained a large amount of aura, so that your metal door generated a machine spirit, and the newly born machine spirit usually recognizes the first person it sees as its master, if there is no accident, your metal door in Sorington is now being coquettish with my assistant."

"You, you, you—" The governor was speechless with rage.

"Don't worry, don't thank us, it's all we have to do, after all, we charge. Your door has become artificial intelligence since then, just open and close the lock and say hello, full voice control, no longer have to push hard, how practical. Xiushen smiled like an angel, as if he had done something good to help others.

"You madman, you crazy woman, you don't want to die well, I won't let you go..." The president has gone crazy, and he has never suffered such a loss since he took over as president.

"There are many people who hate me, you are the oldest, just rely on you, and you still want to fight with me, almost." Xiushen patted the governor's face, squinted his eyes and said, "I heard that you have been doing some ulterior deeds behind your back, and my two temporary subordinates have suffered your losses, although they are useless, but since they are my people, I can't let them suffer in vain." ”

As he spoke, Xiushen gradually approached the governor and said in an extremely seductive voice: "Now let me see how many secrets you can't tell..."

At this time, Chen Ling fell into a big trouble.

"No, no, the Lun family won't let Dad go!" The spirit generated by the metal door in Sorington said coquettishly.

It is unbelievable that such an impregnable metal fortress could have such a loli machine spirit, probably because the spirit possessor is Chen Ling. If it were him, it would not be an exaggeration to have any accidents.

At this time, he was trapped in the vault and couldn't get out, and he was coquettish, wanting Chen Ling to play with her for a while.

In the completely enclosed environment, there is less and less oxygen, and Chen Qi feels that he is starting to run out of breath. "Little sister, can you open the door first, let me go out first, I'll bring you toys."

"No, no, the Lun family is not dependent, the best in the world is Dabi, and the Lun family only needs Dabi." The machine spirit looks arrogant.