Huaichun is not a girl's patent, and aunts can too.

——Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

On the 26th, the weather was fine.

The yellow calendar says that the white dew has passed on this day, and the birds are shy to prepare for winter.

This is the last time of the harvest.

At half past eight in the morning, at the main entrance of the bank, the usually clean and clean big stone lion was painted by someone in a mess.

Aunt Zhang, who came to withdraw the money, couldn't help but say: "It's strange, this good stone lion, who provoked whom, how could it be so dirty today." ”

For Aunt Zhang, today is the same as usual, it is a dull day.

Her main task today is... What is it?

She is in her seventies and has a bad memory, so she has to read the memo first.

By the way, you can first withdraw your retirement salary from the bank, and then deposit it in your passbook. Today's young people are always lazy and like to put money in bank cards, don't they know that the money in bank cards is current? The interest rate is only 0.6%, but the passbook is 0.7%, a bunch of fools. Don't underestimate this 0.1%, with it, you can defeat Gao Fushuai, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life.

And then, then, and then what?

Aunt Zhang glanced at the memo again.

Oh yes, go to the wet market and buy groceries. My grandson is coming today, and he likes to eat my dishes the most, especially the anchovy shark fin, as well as the eight-treasure wild duck, as well as the dried sea cucumber, mushroom duck paw, colorful beef tenderloin, eight-treasure wild duck, bergamot gold roll, fried shredded cuttlefish, hydrangea dried scallops, fried guinea fowl, milk sauce fish fillet, magpie Dengmei, butterfly shrimp roll, ginger fish fillet, spiced pigeon, sweet and sour lotus root, pickled green cauliflower, spicy cabbage roll, Changchun deer whip soup...

Especially the deer whip soup, my grandson can drink three bowls, and after drinking, he will find the little girl at the door to play.

Anyway, I don't have much to do when I'm retired, so I might as well cook more, and I don't know how many years I can do it.

Otherwise? What can you do? She had a rare thought about the future direction of her life.

Do? Alive, at their age, being alive has become the greatest meaning of life, and there is nothing that can make her feel like a heartbeat, everything is just a passing moment.

Otherwise, can you still rob a bank? Jokes, that kind of thing, I didn't dare to think about it when I was young, I heard that this bank is strictly managed, and it has not been robbed since it opened.

There were two unlucky people who tried to rob the bank before, but they drowned in the garbage before they could enter the gate, what a joke. Now I want to come in and dream about banging on the bank door every day. But speaking of those two dead ghosts, what about them? It seems like I haven't seen them in a long time.

I still... What is the situation?

Suddenly, a brake sound broke Aunt Zhang's contemplation, and a strong wind blew her headscarf flying, and she hurried to reach the headscarf, but maybe she was too old to have bad eyes, so she couldn't reach it.

Suddenly, a hand stretched out, grabbed the headscarf, and then stretched out the headscarf and brought it back to Aunt Zhang.

"Auntie, it's not suitable to save money today, another day." The voice of the visitor sounded very young, very magnetic, and very gentle.

But this is not right, Aunt Zhang thought to herself, if you don't save it today, you will lose one day of interest, you will give it?

Just as she wanted to open her mouth to refute, suddenly an explosion sounded, startling her to the ground, unable to say anything.

"Auntie, don't be afraid, lie down with your head in your hands, and it will be over soon."

The man tapped her on the shoulder and walked past her. Aunt Zhang took a closer look at the back of the person, the small waist, the small buttocks, and the angry appearance, at first glance, it was a good offspring.

The two people next to him, one of them looked familiar, who was it?

That's right, it's the dead ghost who shoots the bank door every day.

"Dead ghost..."Aunt Zhang couldn't help but whisper these two words, but as soon as she said it, she couldn't help but regret it. This group of people, at first glance, came to rob the bank, and they said so, but don't hurt the pond fish.

But I didn't see him for two days, and the dead ghost cleaned up and became handsome.

This is really a person who relies on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and he dresses up a bit like Niu Han, who he liked when he was young. Niu Han? Ma Han? Zhu Han? Or what's coming? Aunt Zhang's mind was so confused that she couldn't remember.

"Hey, old lady." Suddenly, a deep voice came, Aunt Zhang looked up, was she calling herself?

"Yes, that's you!"

It was the dead ghost who suddenly became handsome, "What, dead ghost, don't think you can be handsome... You can..."Looking at the big black in front of her, the deep eyes, and the unrestrained appearance, Aunt Zhang's heart was in turmoil for a while, and she didn't know how to reply. The heart that had been dry for many years was instantly moistened.

Who said that life is no less, but it is not at the critical time, if it is at the critical time, the dead wood can also meet spring again.

"I'm not called a dead ghost, I'm called Dahei." This is the first time that Aunt Zhang has listened carefully to Da Hei, and she feels good, full of masculinity and masculine charm in her low voice.

Da Hei remembered his life, remembered his back, remembered his life savings that had been cheated away, remembered people's frivolity, and remembered waiting day and night.

Finally, everything has come to an end, and he believes that today, just today, everything will have a perfect ending, and he will get back the money, reputation, and dignity that belong to him one by one.

He's back in the dark.

"I'm not here today to prove how great I am, it's just that what I lost, I have to get it back."

The morning sun sprinkled on the ground, the autumn wind at the end of October was a little bleak, and there were fallen leaves sprinkled on the big black coat, and Aunt Zhang seemed to have a distant singing voice in her ears.

"Looking back, I drank alone a few times in the dust; The love of the year turned into tears and smoke..."

For a while, Aunt Zhang's eyes were hazy with tears.

(Well, this is the stalk of "The True Color of Heroes", I don't know how many people can remember it, and it must have revealed its age)

Just when Aunt Zhang was committing a nymphomaniac, Chen Ling had already rushed into the bank with a slingshot.

"Don't move, hand over the money, your life is your own, and the money is public!"

This is Chen Ling's most exciting day in 20 years, and the dream of robbing a bank has appeared in his mind many times, especially when there is no money at the end of the month. He wanted to carry a handful of AK47 on his back and gave them all the surprises, and then carried a bag of money on his back to buy two bowls of his favorite jelly, eat one bowl, and skim one bowl.

Just now, Da Hei has already put a spirit stone bomb as a greeting gift, although the momentum is amazing, but due to the adjustments, it has no power. However, many uncles and aunts who came to save money and withdraw money did not know the truth, and when the bomb went off, they were all startled, some lying on the ground, and some hiding at the base of the wall.

The security guards on the side hurriedly rushed to the wall, trying to touch the alarm bell. Xiushen's eyes were quick, and as soon as the "ghost bullet" passed, the security guard fell to the ground foaming at the mouth. Chen Ling walked over, picked up the security guard's electric baton, and destroyed the alarm bell on the wall with a pestle.

Knocked down person 1: security guard Lao Chen, 45 years old, monthly salary of 14,000 yuan, former member of the National Defense Self-Defense Force, bold and cruel, although he is a nominal security guard, but has extremely high military quality, it is said that he will deal with some bank black work in private.

"I told you not to move, don't move, I'm so excited, how much salary will I pay you a month, so dutiful."

The clerks behind the bank counter didn't react until they saw the security guard lying on the ground, which was the drill that the president had said earlier. This drill was too real, and it directly knocked down the security guard.

One or two people tried to touch the alarm button under the counter, but they couldn't escape Xiushen's eyes, and directly shot two marbles, although the counter was behind a thick glass plate, but Xiushen's miraculous slingshot skills, the marbles went straight through the hand groove on the counter, and the teller was shot back, and immediately spread out to the office chair unconscious.

Knocked down person 2: Chen Xia, a front desk salesman, is 32 years old, with a monthly salary of 7,500 yuan, graduated from Tiandu National University majoring in accounting, has a perverse personality and a very poor personal personality, and seems to have a special relationship with the president.

Knocked down person 3: front desk salesman Zhang Hong, 28 years old, with a monthly salary of 7,000 yuan, graduated from Tiandu Business College majoring in international finance, white skin and beautiful appearance, lazy and lazy, open-minded when he sees money, and has an improper relationship with the president.

At this point, the initial deterrence of the entire robbery plan has been achieved, and the three personnel who are highly likely to act defiantly have been knocked down, and the remaining personnel are not in trouble.

As soon as Xiu Shen made a look, Da Hei and Chen Ling jumped on the edge of the counter and installed small "Man Dance" sound wave bombs at the four corners of the glass. Three seconds later, the small "Man Dance" exploded, shattering the glass with the sound waves from the bomb.

Xiushen put down the headphones at this time, "Jinbao, tell the time!" ”

Jinbao's voice came from the headset, "The operation is timed for one minute and twenty seconds, no alarm signal has been received, and it is estimated that there are still three minutes and forty seconds left." ”

"Big Black, speed up! Chen Ling, control the field! Xiushen shouted loudly.

Big Black jumped over the counter and headed straight for the vault, putting down his backpack, pulling out the prepared Spirit Stone Bomb from it, and sticking it along the door of the vault.

"Da Hei, control the quantity, don't put too much, otherwise the entire vault will have to go to heaven." Xiushen shouted from the side.

"Don't worry, Sister Xiushen, leave it to me!" Daikoku whispered.

Chen Ling stood by the door next to the counter, and behind the door was the bank's internal office area, including a staff lounge and the president's office. Chen Ling opened the door and squatted there, listening to more and more footsteps gathering.

The speed of Xiushen and his gang exceeded the bank's imagination, and in less than a minute and a half, they simply and rudely broke through to the door of the vault, and the guards hiding in the office area failed to react immediately. When he tried to rush out again, he found a young man squatting at the door, smiling very obscenely.

"Have fun laughing and have a nightmare!"

Chen Ling took out a full version of "Man Dance" and threw it into the office area, then turned around and closed the door.

The narrow aisle of the bank gave full play to the function of the sound, and after the explosion of the "Man Dance", even through a door, Xiushen and they could vaguely hear the heart-rending sound behind the door, and then there was no footsteps.

Xiushen and Chen Ling nodded to each other, and Xiushen opened the door and rushed inside. As agreed, Xiushen would walk up to the governor, wake him up, give him a big smile, and then tie him to an office chair and taunt him in an extremely childish way in response to his provocation.