Chapter 19 The Monk Chanting the Sutra
In normal times, Ma Qianli five people, always like to say some words such as brotherly righteousness, really to the moment of danger, one by one to take care of themselves, how can there be the so-called righteousness, but even the sense of teamwork is lacking, self-care in the climbing, as everyone knows, how high a person is the reservoir, how easy to climb up.
What's more, Zheng Dandan and Ye Du on the pit have already found two branches, one branch per person, each squatting on one side and waiting for the rabbit, whose hand is on the edge of the pit, it is directly a branch down, and suddenly, the back of the hands of the five people below who were beaten was red.
Zheng Dandan was even more playful, and said with a smile at Ye Du: "Silly! There are exactly five people, who will come first? Or is it the old rules? ”
Ye Du smiled, nodded and said, "Okay!" Then follow the old rules, what is it like to win or lose at one time? ”
Zheng Dandan smiled: "Okay! It's a one-time decision to win or lose. ”
After saying that, the two shouted at the same time: "Rock, scissors, paper." ”
The two stretched out their right hands at the same time, Zheng Dandan's palms were spread flat, but Ye Du was clenched into fists.
Zheng Dandan laughed and said: "Haha, Rou Neng Kegang, I won, I'll come first." ”
Ye Du was speechless: "Every time, you win!" It's weird! ”
When Zheng Dandan and Ye Du were playing with rock, scissors, and paper, the five people below were almost angry.
Yan Zhiming shouted loudly: "Everyone hurry up, if you can't beat the two of them, how can you relieve your anger." ”
The five of them continued to climb, but saw that Zheng Dandan was no longer holding a branch, but replaced it with a wooden stick, and this time he no longer hit the back of his hand, but directly knocked on the head, put his left hand into a palm on his chest, and held a wooden stick in his right hand, knocking around, while beating, he laughed loudly and shouted: "Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron."
After five hits, Ye Du followed suit, and beat the melon seeds on the head that exposed the edge of the pit in a similar way, and shouted while beating: "Carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon."
The five of them didn't give up, and wanted to continue to climb up, Zheng Dandan hurriedly connected: "Sodium, magnesium, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus."
The two of them are like monks chanting scriptures, learning with a clear eye, and playing is even more enjoyable.
The five people who wanted to climb up were suddenly beaten with wooden sticks.
Before, the two only hit the back of their hands, and although the back of the hands of the five people below was red, they could still endure it, but not everyone could bear the pain when their heads were beaten.
One by one, they saw that they were about to climb up, but they were knocked back into the pit, stroking their heads and melon seeds.
Ma Qianli couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Damn! You two bastards are beating us like chemical elements? It's a man, just let us go up, there's a kind of heads-up!"
Although Ye Du is 1.6 meters tall, the fight is even more unambiguous, since he was a child, he and Zheng Dandan have been two people, in the village, they are also famous little overlords, and there are countless fights with peers in the neighboring village; However, in line with the idea that they are not taking advantage of it, they were blocked at the school gate by a few of them before, and they haven't had enough anger, how can they be easily let out.
Ye Du rolled his eyes and said, "Heads-up? Are you thinking, the five of you will pick up one of me, or will you pick up one of the stinky eggs? Or, let me single-handedly pick up the five of you? Or do you want to let the stinky eggs single out the five of you? Are we really stupid? Think too much about you! If you have the ability, you can climb out and let me continue to pick it up! ”
People are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, even if it is Ma Qianli, who has a hot temper, he can only endure the anger in his heart, and said: "Just the two of us alone, as long as you win against me, today's matter will pass, we admit it, if you lose, you two, let us beat us up, how about it, do you dare?" ”
Zheng Dandan couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Are you stupid?" If you win, it's okay, and if you lose, you're going to be beaten? Sick, we're stupid! ”
Yan Zhiming gritted his teeth and said, "It's a man, just accept our challenge!" The guy who didn't plant it will only make the yin. ”
"Oh trough, you say we didn't plant? Grandma's! I can't stand it anymore, I let you know, do we have a kind of it? ”
Ye Du said angrily, stood up as he spoke, directly pulled down the zipper of his pants, and prepared to take out the second child and give them a few of them a rainstorm to drench the soup chicken.
When he got out of school, he just accidentally bumped into it, and this guy insisted on saying that the white shirt was dirty by him, and he wanted him to lose money.
Ye Du took the second child and said angrily: "Damn! I'll show you if we have a seed or not, and let you know how big my seed is! ”
Zheng Dandan had a crying and laughing expression, forced himself to laugh, and hurriedly stopped: "Stupid, it's over!" That's pretty much it, they're all classmates! ”
The five people under the pit were also frightened and hurriedly responded: "Yes! Ye Du, everyone is a classmate, when school is over, it's just joking with you, don't take it seriously! ”
Even Ma Qianli, who had the hottest temper, was frightened at this time and hurriedly responded.
Just kidding, if this is drenched in urine, it won't become a thousand-year-old laughing stock, so how will I see people in the future?
Although, Zheng Dandan nicknamed Ye Du Silly, in fact, Ye Du was not stupid at all, that is, he just wanted to scare them.
When he was out of school before, although he was blackmailed by five people, he was also angry, but there should always be a solution to the matter, so that they would not be completely afraid, these guys, the family is still relatively rich, and they are used to being pampered, how have they ever suffered such a crime, and the ghost knows if he will come to trouble again in the future, so, he thought to himself, just scare enough at one time.
Ye Du looked at Zheng Dandan, blinked, the two exchanged glances, and immediately understood.
The two of them who have played together since childhood, a casual look, a movement, can make each other understand, Zheng Dandan naturally knows, what Ye Du wants to do, Ye Du is even clearer, Zheng Dandan will not really want to stop himself.
Ye Du pretended to be angry and said, "Don't they want to know, do we have any seeds?" I'll let them see enough. ”
Zheng Dandan couldn't help laughing, one was white-faced, and the other was red-faced: "Okay, stupid, it's almost enough." ”
Zheng Dandan pretended to be angry, reprimanded Ye Du, looked down at the five people in the pit and said, "It's not impossible to let a few of you come up, it's just that things have to be solved, right?" It's too hurtful to fight alone, so be it! A few of you come up, as long as I do one thing, any of you can do it, then we will let you beat you up, if you can't do it, then forget about it, in the future, you are not allowed to come to trouble again, everyone is still classmates, how about it? ”
The five people in the pit looked at each other a few times, and Ma Qianli nodded and said, "Okay!" That's it. ”
After finishing speaking, the five people climbed up one after another, and their bodies were all covered with mud and green grass.
After coming up, Ma Qianli was the first to speak: "Say it!" What to do? As long as you can do it, I don't believe I can't do it? ”
Zheng Dandan squinted his eyes and said, "Come with me!" With that, he walked to the pile of bricks on the side.
Several people didn't know what Zheng Dandan was going to do, and followed with doubts on their faces.
"Manly man! Words count! Zheng Dandan said lightly.
Ma Qianli glanced at Zheng Dandan and said, "Don't worry, what we say definitely counts, and those who don't count are all raised by their stepmothers." ”
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Yan Jianjun and the four of them, and said with a deep face. "Do you have any comments?"
The other four people immediately said in unison: "No opinion!" ”
Zheng Dandan nodded and said, "Okay!" Then you have to see! ”
After finishing speaking, Zheng Dandan bent down, picked up a brick from the ground, and without saying a word, he knocked it directly on his forehead.
"Bang"
With a sound, the brick immediately broke into two pieces, Zheng Dandan squinted, smiled and grinned, and played with the brick in his hand, and then threw the brick at will, threw it down the hillside, and after the incident, he clapped his hands, swept his forehead and said, "Come on!" Who of you is coming? ”
"Oh slot! Iron head work? ”
The five of them were dumbfounded! The wide-eyed and narrow-eyed asked each other, "Really, fake?" ”
Seeing that the five of them were dumbfounded, asking each other suspiciously, Ye Du rolled his eyes and said, "Really? It's also boiled and fried, look at it! ”
After Ye Du finished speaking, he walked to the pile of bricks, bent down to pick up a brick in the same way, threw it lightly in his hand, glanced at the five people with a smile, and knocked directly on the door of his head with a little force in his hand, and it was "Bang!" With a bang, the bricks also became two.
Ye Du casually threw the brick aside, and then, learning from Zheng Dandan, clapped his hands, touched his forehead, and stood there calmly, looking at the five people in front of him with disdain.
Although Shi Renjian is timid, it doesn't mean that he is stupid, on the contrary, his grades are in the class, and he belongs to the top middle and upper students, and he is also more careful, his heart is full of doubts, and he walked over without believing in evil, picked up the bricks that Ye Du had knocked out, and checked them carefully.
After checking it, Shi Renjian nodded a little dumbfounded and said, "It's true." ”
Originally, he still thought about picking up Zheng Dandan's brick again and checking the authenticity together, but he was thrown down the mountain by Zheng Dandan, and he really wanted to pick it up, and it was estimated that it would take a quarter of an hour to run back and forth, and he might not be able to find it, so he was unwilling to give up.