Yan Zhijun reacted immediately, he gritted his teeth and said: "These two guys actually treat us as Dudu who was born with an intellectual disability. ”

"Beat them up to the ground for me!"

Ma Qianli, who had a fiery temper, seemed to be born to only speak with his fists, and after he called directly, he was the first to rush over.

The other four responded in unison: "Good! As he spoke, he rushed forward.

Seeing Ma Qianli's five people rushing over, they were ready to fight.

Zheng Dandan and Ye both glanced at each other, spoke in unison, and shouted at the same time.

"Hah!! Fight ready! ”

"Hah!! Fight ready! ”

Saw.

Zheng Dandan and Ye are both left and right, back to back.

Zheng Dandan's left hand is in front, making a 90-degree arch into a fist, his right hand is 135-degree fist to protect his crotch, his left foot is in front, his right foot is in the back, his legs are half squatting, and his eyes are staring directly at the five people.

Ye Du is just the opposite, his right hand is in front, he is in a ninety-degree arch and clenched into a fist, his left hand is a one-thirty-five-degree fist to protect his crotch, his right foot is in front, his left foot is in the back, his legs are half-squatting, and the same eyes are staring directly at the five people.

Although there are only two people, the movements are neat and uniform, and the voice is loud and crisp, giving people a feeling of momentum.

Zheng Dandan and Ye Du were two people, staring at the five people with four eyes motionless, they were really full of wolf nature, and they felt that they would have to fight desperately if they didn't agree with each other.

Yan Zhijun, Shi Renjian, Wu Ming, Ma Qianli and Xia Jiao were suddenly frightened and stopped abruptly.

Five people, staring at each other, their eyes full of questions!

Shi Renjian is notoriously timid, looked at the four of them, and asked suspiciously: "Damn, this is military physical boxing, have the two of them practiced, is it really fake, are we still on it?" ”。

Wu Ming, who has always been called the grass on the wall, looked left and right a little overwhelmed, and then asked in a low voice, "Is it up?" ”

The reason why Wu Ming is called the grass on the wall is not that he likes to see the wind and steer, but that he has no idea at all, and he has always belonged to the generation of people who follow the clouds.

Ma Qianli, who had a violent temper, said with an angry face and a little unbelief: "Impossible! What are you afraid of, even if you have practiced, there are only two people, and the five of us are still afraid of them? ”

Wu Ming nodded, echoed and said, "Well, that's what I'm saying, the five of us, are you still afraid of the two of them?" ”

Xia Jiao's family is relatively rich, and he is an only child, he has always been pampered at home, his temper is more willful, and he loves to show off his wealth, but when it comes to fighting, he only dares to make up for his feet in the back, and really let him rush up, but he still doesn't have the guts, at this time, he said a little timidly: "What if you really practice?" Two against five, not twenty against fifty, if we can't beat it, then we will lose people, or let's spend money, find someone to clean them up, anyway, my dad has money. ”

Wu Ming hurriedly responded: "Hmm! It's also possible that it's true, or we might as well spend money to clean them up, and we're not short of money anyway. ”

Yan Zhijun has always been more arrogant, and he is even more arrogant and arrogant, seeing that everyone is hesitant, he said with some disdain: "Isn't it just a fancy style, what are you afraid of?" Just these two stupid hats, and you still have to spend money to settle it? Sick, right? The five of us went up together, and I don't believe that we can't clean them up? ”

Wu Ming suddenly straightened his chest, nodded and said, "Well, that's what I said, just the two of them, do you still have to spend money to find someone?" We are not enough to settle ourselves. ”

"Shut up!"

Yan Zhijun, Shi Renjian, Ma Qianli, and Xia Jiao shouted angrily at Wu Ming almost in unison.

In normal times, there is a person around Wu Mingzai, Yan Zhijun, Shi Renjian, Ma Qianli, and Xia Jiao, who can always get the sense of existence they deserve, and only at this very time did the four finally understand how annoying this guy who likes to follow the crowd around him.

Zheng Dandan and Ye Du, looking at the five people in front of them, looked hesitant, wanted to rush up, but didn't dare to rush, don't rush, and unwillingly, they discussed suspiciously for a long time, and they didn't discuss the reason, this has not started to fight, they have already started infighting, and suddenly, the two of them forced a smile on their faces, and their faces were flushed.

After posing for a long time, Zheng Dandan and Ye Du, their hands and feet were already a little numb, they looked at each other, "poof", and laughed out loud at the same time.

"Hahaha......!"

"Hahaha......!"

Zheng Dandan couldn't help laughing.

Ye Du sat on the ground even more gracelessly, smiling back and forth.

"Haha...... Stinky eggs, you won, I really can't stand it, today day, my stomach hurts with laughter, his grandma's, I can't do it, you can solve the problem yourself, haha......"

Seeing Ye Du and Zheng Dandan, laughing loudly at this time, the fool knew that he had been tricked, Yan Zhijun immediately became angry and angry, and shouted angrily: "Damn, beat them to death, I'm really angry." ”

"Beat them to death." The other four responded in unison, with the same anger, and one by one they jumped like thunder, and they were almost smoked by the seven orifices that were not angry.

"Wait! Wait a minute....... ”

Zheng Dandan held his stomach and laughed, quickly stretched out his hand to stop it, and said breathlessly: "Wait! Don't come, you'll regret it, really, I promise, if you do, you'll regret it. ”

"Damn! If we don't beat you, we will regret it, everyone at the same time! Ma Qianli gritted his teeth and said.

"Good! Let's go together! The other four, also full of anger, responded in unison again.

After finishing speaking, the five people who were angry clenched their fists, put on a posture, and rushed towards Zheng Dandan and Ye Du at the same time.

The five people on the run, with angry expressions, are really imposing; I never thought that the tragedy would come, and it would be thrilling .......

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Five tones are just right, one is not too much, one is not too much.

Accompanied by five "poof! There was a burst of panic, and then, the chaotic sound quickly followed.

"Mom! What kind of stones, what a pit daddy! My ass is about to bloom and I almost got popped. ”

"Ahh My feet are on crutches, whose ass, hurry up and get me away, press my head, your sister, don't fart. ”

"Ai Cao! Gew, who kicked my brother? Want to die? Hurry up and get your feet out of the way, and be careful that I chop off all three of your feet. ”

"Gross! Vomit ......, who the fuck kisses me? Sick! It's a dog! My first kiss was gone. ”

"I'll go, whose hand? What are you doing in my crotch? Mess around with yarn! My brother, can you touch it? ”

The so-called relying on the mountains to eat the mountains, relying on the water to draft water, the longan trees all over the mountain, the villagers, all year round, need to go up the mountain to fertilize, weed, and water the longan trees.

Fertilizer is not much, weeding is easy, the only difficulty is in the watering, the longan tree at the foot of the mountain, not far from Mulan Creek, can be watered, the longan tree on the mountain, it is more difficult, only to carry the water uphill, hard day, it is difficult to water a few trees.

The wisdom of the people is always endless, as the old saying goes, there are always more solutions than problems, as long as you are willing, you can always find a solution.

Every villager will dig a suitable pit next to their own longan tree on the mountain, and dig a pit to store water on the coast.

There are lucky villagers, often in the reservoir, pick up pheasants, hares and other small animals, there is a lucky villager, because there are more longan trees on the mountain, the reservoir pit dug is larger, and in the reservoir, once caught a wild boar, for this reason, other villagers also intentionally or unintentionally, the reservoir as large as possible, dig deeper.

It was originally used as a reservoir pit, but it was deeply changed into a trap by the villagers, but it was difficult for the villagers to cover the reservoir with a thin layer of weeds and vegetable leaves, and then dig a small ditch to divert water into the pit at a high place.

However, the villagers are afraid that someone will step on the trap by mistake, so they will put a sign next to the reservoir as a reminder.

It's just that Yan Zhijun, Shi Renjian, Wu Ming, Ma Qianli, and Xia Jiao were born in a wealthy family, how could they know the purpose of the reservoir, unlike Zheng Dandan and Ye Du, who have been bold since they were children, and there are no footprints in the mountains and rivers that they have not been to, so they are naturally clear.

Zheng Dandan and Ye Du, after running up, had already put away the sign in advance, and Ma Qianli and the five people had never seen it, so they naturally didn't know.

Seeing the five people falling into the pit, Zheng Dandan and Ye Du suddenly squatted on one side happily and sang.

"Whew, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Babe, coax ......."

"Whew, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Babe, coax ......."

The two of them, while singing Han Hong's song "Hometown", danced an Indian-style dance, funny like two little god sticks, as if they were inviting the gods to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

The five people in the pit, seeing Zheng Dandan and Ye Du, were singing and dancing gloatingly above, and they were suddenly angry that the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven.

Ma Qianli was furious: "Climb up and bury them alive for me." As he spoke, he put his hands on the top edge of the pit and tried to climb up with all his strength.

The other four, with the same fury, put their hands on the top edge of the pit and climbed up with all their might.

It's just that the trap that can catch wild boars can be easily climbed up by a few pampered teenagers?