Chapter 90: Breaking the News Conference
No.219
"After a month of quarantine, how did this become more white and fat than before?" Wu Junting put her hands behind her back and circled around me with a thief-like gaze, "It seems that the hospital is still strange and nourishing." ”
In order to celebrate the safe return of Xia Yu and me, Xu Hao and a few of them picked up the wind for us at a small barbecue stall.
"That's," I immediately showed their white and greasy belly to them, "don't blink, look at this brother I raised." ”
Then he grabbed the fat and showed them, "Look how thick the fat under the skin is." ”
"Oh my god!" Zhang Shanshan couldn't help but say that she hugged Xia Yu and Wu Junting and turned around, "Fortunately, my aunt and grandmother reacted quickly, otherwise my eyes would have almost been blinded!" ”
Fei Ge walked up to me, bowed his head and poked my stomach with his fingers: "Ouch, you see, the elasticity is actually not bad!" ”
Xu Hao slapped directly with his hand and snapped: "I didn't hear our family Shanshan say that you have spicy eyes, no eyes!" Don't put it away yet. ”
I rubbed my poor stomach and teased, "I've only been gone for a few days, and I dare to call myself your Shanshan in broad daylight? ”
It wasn't Xu Hao's turn to speak, Zhang Shanshan volunteered to stand up: "It was originally Shanshan of Xu Hao's family, if you have an opinion, you might as well say it!" ”
I don't have any opinions, but I always have to fight for myself, and just when I wanted to speak, I was stopped by Wu Junting, and she knocked on the side: "Let them go, these two people are currently out of control, and the recent show of affection has been blatant, I think sooner or later it will be discovered by Chen Xu." ”
"What can I do if I find out?" Zhang Shanshan looked indifferent, "I'm just waiting for the day to announce it to the world." ”
Fei Ge also rubbed the heat: "Xu Hao, you don't take care of it well?" ”
Xu Hao understated: "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat is naturally straight to the bridge, so there is no need to worry too much." ”
Xu Hao wasn't like this before, I thought to myself, he has always been able to argue clearly, and he rarely goes wrong when doing things, it's hard to believe that this kind of big swagger will come from his mouth.
Love can really make people blind.
I just wanted to say something else, Xia Yu probably also felt that this topic could not continue, she took a step ahead of me: "Let me break the news for you, Tong Lei, this guy grinds his teeth when he sleeps at night!" ”
"Huh?" Everyone shouted in unison.
Xia Yu was so frightened that he realized that what he just said would be misleading, so he hurriedly explained: "I was sleeping in bed when I heard Tong Lei grinding his teeth on the other side!" ”
"In bed?" The crowd shouted again.
"Don't take it out of context," Xia Yu hurriedly said, "Although we live together, we sleep in separate beds!" ”
"Live together?" The crowd shouted again.
Xia Yu gave up resistance, she turned to look at me expectantly, and asked for help weakly: "Tong Lei, you come to restore my innocence." ”
Xia Yu also has today, and I can't stand up with a smile: "I promise, what Xia Yu said is completely true, it depends on how you understand it." ”
Xia Yu gritted her teeth with hatred, and her face turned red: "You just have to add oil and vinegar." ”
Fei Ge jumped out tremblingly: "I thought about it for a long time, and finally found that Xia Yu's cleverness is simply amazing, and even the three sentences she inadvertently said were all reverse thinking." ”
He snapped his fingers: "We can analyze from the back to the front, live together first, and then there is the matter of the bed, and finally I hear the sound of grinding teeth." ”
Except for Xia Yu, all of us applauded him: "The evidence is a chain, and there are no flaws." ”
Xia Yu saw that we were intentionally teasing her, so she simply broke the jar and broke it: "That's right, it's what you think." ”
The plot trend is not quite right, I immediately said: "How can you generously admit it yourself, I don't want to lose face?" ”
She put her arms around my shoulders and said with a smile: "Xinxin, my mother, I am shameless, what else do you want?" ”
Xia Yu actually put his arm around my shoulder!
The style of painting changed abruptly, I was pressed on the bench by her like this, and I couldn't move, my little heart was pounding in my chest, and the whole person was instantly solidified, and only the eyes could move on a face, as if I had been pointed by a martial arts master.
What's she going to do next? Countless thoughts flashed through my head, do you really want to hug me and kiss me like in "Hug"?
Come on! I'm ready.
But Xia Yu said: "Now I will reveal Tong Lei's second secret, that is, ......"
Before she could finish speaking, my stomach tumbled in cooperation and then popped.
Hear it, Xia Yu covered his mouth, his eyebrows and eyes crooked: "In his own words, when he is nervous, he will leak - breath!" ”
"Hahaha."
No.220
Xu Hao knew that I liked to eat mutton skewers the most, so he simply ordered fifty skewers.
He claimed: "Today, I must let Tong Lei eat until he has diarrhea on the spot." ”
In fact, I have long heard that the mutton skewers in the city are all soaked in mutton urine from dead rats, and the news has been spread for so many years, and it will definitely not be groundless.
But why look down on sheep urine? It is also a part of the sheep, and the sheep's kidneys still produce urine, which has not attracted everyone's attention.
"Summer Copper Hammer?" I teased Xia Yu, "How many strings?" The taste is really good, only you lied to me, brother, when did I lie to you? ”
Since I made her nickname public just now, causing everyone to laugh again and again, Xia Yu threatened to break off with me on the spot, even if I took the initiative to tease her, she ignored me.
She said to everyone: "Some people have done all the bad things, and they are embarrassed to find a sense of existence, which is simply ashamed of themselves." ”
There is no suspense in this closed-door soup.
Some people can't be offended, and Xia Yu belongs to a typical example of this. From a distance, she looks gentle and lovely, but the more familiar she is, the more sharp she is, but she is smart and clever, so even if you try hard, it is difficult to take advantage of her.
If someone asks me, it seems that you are getting along well with her so far, what is the secret?
I will tell him bluntly that there is no other way, just admit it obediently, otherwise she can fight with you until she is old.
"Hehe," I said to everyone with a smile on my face, "I've laughed at all of you, and you don't hurry up to say nice things for me." ”
Wu Junting enjoyed it: "I thought it was to catch the wind and wash the dust, but in fact it became a breaking news conference, what other secrets do you two have that no one knows?" ”
Xia Yu immediately said: "Tong Lei, this guy always needs me to remind him before going to bed to wash his feet." ”
"That's because I've already taken a shower!"
I knew that I would definitely mention this stubble, and I quickly explained it to everyone after she finished speaking.
Fei Ge's head shook left and right: "It's still ...... And the bath? Mandarin duck bath? ”
However, his words were instantly drowned in the tide of my counterattack.
"Xia Yu looks arrogant and domineering on weekdays, but in fact he is very timid, how many nights he doesn't dare to sleep, and he has to pull me to idle."
She quibbled: "That's because I'm energetic, okay, it's just the two of us in the ward, is it possible that you still want me to talk to myself?" ”
Everyone's attention was attracted to Xia Yu's side again, and she didn't let it go: "Tong Lei is not much better than me, and I don't know how many bad things he has done, and his dream words are always 'Mom, don't beat me, don't dare next time'." ”
Xia Yu's tone was so exaggerated that anyone who saw it would go up, and I threatened her: "Don't force me!" ”
She raised her eyebrows coldly: "The old lady is still afraid of you?" ”
"Okay, don't blame me for being unjust," I took a sip and said lightly, "Xia Yu has a mole on the left side of his back. ”
This material may be a bit too much, the big guy's expression is hideous, but the scene is silent.
Xia Yuxiao's face was very procedural, and her eyes were round: "You dare to peep at me!" ”
I took the glass and pretended to drink: "It wasn't intentional......"
"What else can't be said at this point," she clutched the toilet paper in her hand into a ball, and laughed evilly: "Tong Lei is a big boy, but he always likes to wear red underwear, is it possible that he thinks it is festive?" ”
I almost choked to death with the water in my mouth: "So you spied on me too!" ”
No.221
Chatting and chatting, we talked about the future and ideals again and again.
The so-called youth, to put it bluntly, is the persistence of the future.
Xu Hao still wants to be a doctor, and Fei Ge still wants to play basketball.
Zhang Shanshan no longer wants to be a nurse: "Xu Hao is quite reliable, you don't need me to care." ”
Wu Junting no longer wants to be a teacher: "Zhou Yanfei is too stupid, I don't bother to care." ”
I still hilar: "Don't be too lazy to think about it, just let it be." ”
In fact, I know in my heart that my ideal is to fulfill the promise between me and Xia Yu.
Xia Yu leaned on the table with his elbows and put his head between his hands, as if a flower was waiting to bloom: "Ideal, beautiful and distant." No matter how much you think about it, you end up not being dominated by yourself, how bad it is. Didn't I plan it a long time ago? Why is it confusing again now? Because the world is impermanent, plans can't keep up with changes after all. Then be brave and resist! But I'm not Zhao Min, and my ideals are controlled by others, so what I say doesn't count. So what to do? What to do...... What to do? ”
She raised her head and asked everyone with a smile, "What should I do?" ”
Her self-questioning and self-answering made us all in the clouds.
It is clear that there is something in his heart, and it is inconvenient to say it clearly. Because of my understanding of her, I immediately asked if it was a superfluous move, and she would naturally say it when she wanted to say it, so I suppressed my inner impulse for the time being, and said: "She is like this, her personality occasionally splits. ”
Before the words fell, Xia Yu suddenly stood up like a nervous disorder: "Now I'm going to tell you the third secret!" ”
"I still have secrets?"
She announced under the gaze of ten eyes: "Friendly reminder to everyone, Tong Lei and I need to rest for a few days because we have just finished quarantine, and I have already told Chen Xu for leave on this matter." In the past few days, I plan to go to Wuzhen to relax. Tong Lei, are you going? ”
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