Chapter 1: Triggering Tasks
On September 1, 4785 in the rugby calendar, today is the opening day of most schools in the Empire.
"Dad, I'm going to school."
In the morning, Chen Yun put on his schoolbag after eating, pushed his bicycle and said to his father, who was inspecting the small vegetable garden on the roof of the bungalow.
(For everyone's convenience, and for me to write, all the names of Huang Ye will be written Chen Yun in the future, but everyone understands in their hearts that Chen Yun at this time represents Huang Ye, otherwise it will be written out of order.) )
"Well, go ahead," the father nodded, "don't forget what you said yesterday." ”
"I can't forget it." Chen Yun smiled and pushed the second-hand bicycle away.
Why second-hand? Because the first-hand owner is Chen Yun's sister!
Alas, the hard life doesn't need to be explained, Chen Yun laughed at himself, pushed the cart to a place where no one was, and directly put the bicycle into his backpack.
Under the rules of the big player system, as long as the bicycle has not been ridden by the player, there will be no binding rules, and it can be stored in the backpack like other items.
Coming to a small shop near the Furong community, Chen Yun spent money to buy 10 toy bicycles, then bound one of them and rode to school.
No way, the second-hand bicycle system at home shows that the durability is only 60, and it is estimated that the durability will disappear without waiting for you to ride to school, how to explain to the family when the time comes?
After arriving at the parking area, Chen Yun waited for a while, and finally found an opportunity that no one was in the parking area, and seized the opportunity to silently reclaim the bicycle after retracting the bicycle in his heart, and then walked to leave.
Suddenly, Chen Yun thought of a very serious problem.
Oh my mom, what class did I go to in my first year of high school? I remember rescheduling classes according to grades after the final exam of the first year of high school, remembering which class I was in after the shift, I had been mixing all day before the shift, how could I remember which class, the memory of more than 20 years ago, I can still think of it, and I have forgotten the details to the Bermuda Triangle.
"It's over, what can I do? Why don't you go to the teaching office and ask? No, no, the dean is not allowed to beat me to death. Chen Yun hurriedly walked around with a monkey in the parking area.
"I'll go, Chen Yun, are you having a convulsion? Idle and have nothing to do here? "A tall thin man who is 1.8 meters long, but weighs less than 110 pounds, rode over.
Chen Yun looked at the person in front of him, familiar, very familiar, and then looked at the name on his head'NPC senior student Gong Yanhao, thought for a long time, didn't think of it, and couldn't help but ask depressedly: "Dude, do you know me?" ”
"Damn, Chen Yun, have you gone out to let the pig arch? You don't even know who I am? Are you kidding me. Gong Yanhao got out of the car and locked the lock, opened his mouth and squirted: "Don't tease me, it's going to class right away, let's go." ”
"Oooh. Chen Yun went to the classroom with the thin and tall man in a daze, and along the way, Chen Yun racked his brains to dig out the memory fragments in the depths of his mind, and he couldn't remember this person.
"Alas, my miserable past life, my unsightly high school."
"Chen Yun, what are you muttering, hurry up, you're going to be late."
"Oh, nothing, nothing, I'm chanting and playing."
"Rub, you have lost all the words of classical Chinese, you are still chanting, you kid is a ghost today, right?"
The two talked as they walked, and after a while they arrived at the door of the classroom. Chen Yun looked up at the nameplate on the door of the classroom, and some memories that had long been forgotten became clearer little by little.
"Class 17 of the first year of high school.. Gong Yanhao... Nicknamed Rooster .... Yes! I remember, you're a rooster, you're a rooster, aren't you? No wonder I look at you familiarly, but I am very unfamiliar with your name, and I have forgotten your name when I call you by your nickname. Chen Yun suddenly raised his voice and pointed at Gong Yanhao and shouted.
"Your uncle." Gong Yanhao was speechless, and he was powerless to complain about the strange behavior of his tablemate today.
After sitting in his seat, Chen Yun looked at the familiar faces in the classroom, and his body gradually trembled, this is my classmates. I knew but didn't know much in my previous life, and I didn't have much communication.
Gong Yanhao looked at the table next to him who seemed to have an epileptic outburst and shook his head.
Dude doesn't cooperate with you, you can smoke it yourself. I can't afford to lose that man.
Da, da, da, a clear sound of high heels hitting the marble floor from far and near, a woman at most 25-26 years old walked into the 17th class of the first year of high school with the lesson plan and went to the podium, "Class!" ”
"Hello teacher!"
"Sit down!"
"Rooster, what does this Teacher Su teach?" Chen Yun pointed to the woman on the podium with the words "NPC Teacher Su Yue" on the top of her head.
"Nima, Chen Yun, your head was squeezed by the door today, right?" Gong Yanhao bowed his head and scolded.
"You're just squeezed through the door." Chen Yun also felt that he was a little too excited, after all, whoever suddenly returned to his student days more than 20 years ago must be in this mood.
"Have you forgotten, in order to prevent other schools from stealing students, our school forced the reported students to come to class at the beginning of August, and now they have been in class for a month, and you actually asked me what Teacher Su taught, and you said that your head was not squeezed by the door?" Gong Yanhao pouted.
Chen Yun rolled her eyes, can I tell you that Teacher Su only has her name, grade and other attributes written on the top of her head, and she doesn't write which subject she teaches?
"Students, last Friday I explained to you the appreciation and translation of the poem "Peacock Flying Southeast". So who can explain the understanding of this Yuefu poem in their own words? Teacher Su stood on the podium and looked around, and the students in the audience asked. (To ask how the world could have this article, four words * - the author is capricious!) )
", how can you come up and ask such a difficult question, there is only the original text in the textbook, and there is no appreciation. Brother, let's bow our heads and be a man. Chen Yun shrunk his neck.
"Liu Xiang, you answer." Teacher Su looked at the few students in the audience who still dared to look at him, and called him by name.
"Okay. "Peacock Flying Southeast" creates a distinct character image through personalized character dialogue, which is the greatest artistic achievement of "Peacock Flying Southeast". The whole poem has a total of 1,785 words, the first long poem in ancient and modern times. “
"Dripping, repeatedly, miscellaneous more than a dozen oral languages, and each of its voice and face, is it not a chemical pen... The important thing is that Liu Lanzhi who "went to the southeast" and "went southeast" is the tragic body of the death of incense and jade, why did I read the caress of the peace of the soul in the tragedy of life, so that in the end there was only a calm sigh left? “
Does this have anything to do with the poet asking her to "go southeast" and letting Jiao Zhongqing also "hang the southeast branch"? What kind of personal position does he want to tell me? That's my understanding of "Peacock Flying Southeast". ”
Liu Xiangyang sprinkled a few hundred words of appreciation, although there were a few pauses in the middle, but this ability made Chen Yun nod secretly, worthy of being the representative of the Chinese class, the top three in the class, is a cow.
"Yes, yes, Liu Xiang said very well, it seems that he has put in a lot of effort. All right. Appreciation comes here first. I remember that before class ended last week, I arranged for the class to recite two passages from "The Peacock Flies Southeast". I don't know how the students are memorizing. These two paragraphs are often memorized in exams. So don't leave anything to chance. I believe that the students who have studied well must have memorized it, so I will not check you. I'll take a few of them to see how well they are reciting. Yu Luoluo, you memorize it. Teacher Su stared at the back row of the teacher and nodded incessantly, and the boy who was almost about to fall asleep called.
"Hey, fish head, call you, wake up, the teacher will teach you to get up and recite." Yu Luoluo stabbed him at the same table.
"Huh?" Yu Luoluo quickly stood up, and a cold sweat came out in an instant.
"Are you still sleepy? I'm not sleepy, give me a back. Teacher Su looked at Yu Luoluo coldly.
"Spirited, not sleepy. That, teacher, I went to my grandmother's house to work this week, and I didn't have time to memorize the text. Yu Luoluo's eyes rolled, and he opened his mouth to make up a reason.
"Hehe, do you think I'll believe it? Sit down and copy the entire article ten times. Leave it to me tomorrow. ”
"Yes..." Yu Luoluo wanted to cry without tears.
"Next, Feng Nan, you get up and carry it."
"Teacher, I haven't memorized it either."
"Ten times! Next: Li Kunfeng. ”
"I'm too..."
"Ten times. Next... ”
Seven or eight spot checks were carried out in a row, and one of them was not memorized, and Mr. Su's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, "Next, Chen Yun!" ”
"Huh?? Who called me?? Chen Yun, who was looking for how to raise the rank, suddenly heard his name, and subconsciously stood up and asked.
"Who did you say called you. Don't play tricks with me, memorize it quickly, and copy it ten times like them. Teacher Su's patience was exhausted, and he no longer had much hope for the poor students in the class.
"That's it, if you can't memorize it, sit down and copy it, don't waste everyone's time. You can't even memorize the story of your life, let alone this one. A boy in the class said sarcastically.
"How do you know I can't carry it." Chen Yun looked at the boy and his face fell. This boy is a standard snob, and his academic performance can only be said to be okay, with more than 20 places in the class. Relying on the two money in his family, he mingled with the money that was good in the class, and looked down on the poor students in the class. "Do you dare to make a bet with me? I can memorize the full text of "Peacock Flying Southeast" one word well, believe it or not? ”
When the class heard this, they were stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter.
"What are you kidding, recite the whole text? Who are you? ”
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. Even if you are the first in the class, you don't dare to say that, right? ”
"Still the first in the class? I don't think any of us in our school can memorize the full text. ”
"Yes, the cowhide is blowing into the sky, and I am not afraid of flashing my tongue."
"Blow it hard, you won't pay taxes anyway."
"If you can memorize the whole text, I'll eat the table."
"This is what you said, I bet with you, it's a fool not to bet on this sure win, what to bet on?" Li Rongqiang, a snobbish boy, called.
"Bet on books, whoever loses will eat the Chinese textbook of the first year of high school, dare not?!" Chen Yun was angry by everyone's jokes and asked coldly.
"Okay, everyone heard it, don't try to play tricks in front of everyone's eyes. I recorded it all. Carry it, hurry up and carry it. I'm waiting to see you eat the book, hahaha! Li Rongqiang shook the mobile phone in his hand and laughed.
Player Chen Yun triggered a random task and slapped Li Rongqiang in the face. The conditions for the completion of the task made Li Rongqiang speechless. Completing a mission rewards 100 XP. 100 copper coins. ”
Chen Yun pouted, what a chicken task reward, but it's better than nothing, take it!
Standing upright, coughing lightly, and when the teacher quieted down, Chen Yun began to recite in standard Mandarin that he had practiced in the mall for many years.
"The peacock flies southeast, wandering for five miles.
Thirteen can weave, fourteen learn tailoring,
...
The passers-by stopped to listen, and the widow hesitated.
Thank you to future generations, don't forget to be cautious!
...
Quiet.
It's quiet.
Very quiet.
Silent.
Everyone, all the students, including Teacher Su on the podium, including Liu Xiang, the class flower, Gong Yanhao at the same table, and Li Rongqiang, who gambled against him.
Silly.
It's all stupid.
Word for word, word for word. Everyone was holding the book and listening and reading it word by word, from the initial contempt, to surprise, to shock, to incredible, until the whole article was memorized by Chen Yun. No one could have imagined that this poem, which is known as the longest Yuefu poem in history, has 1,785 words of "Peacock Flying Southeast" will be memorized by a scumbag who counts down in the class.
Gong Yanhao was stupid.
Liu Xiang was stupefied.
Yu Luoluo was stupefied.
Li Rongqiang was stupid.
And also..
The Chinese teacher on the podium, Teacher Su, was also stupid!
For a long time, there was no movement in the classroom.
Chen Yun smiled slightly: "Which classmate made a bet with me just now?" Everyone heard it, and you don't want to play tricks in front of everyone. You seem to have recorded it with your phone. Hurry up, everyone's time is precious, I'm ready, hurry up and fulfill the gambling contract, eat books, hahaha! ”
Chen Yun finally let out a bad breath, you laugh, laugh hard, sarcastic, sarcastic. The higher you climb. The harder you fall, I used to make you laugh so earth that you can't raise your head, but now, here, you wait for my brother to abuse you.
Li Rongqiang looked at Chen Yun, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.
Eating books? Hehe, the consequence of eating such a big book is to go to the hospital for rescue at best, and it is possible to pull the crematorium directly if you want to eat it at worst.
Don't eat it, how many people in the class are watching, will they not be mixed up in the future, do you want to have a face?
Li Rongqiang really couldn't think of how he did it. What kind of international joke is it, Chen Yun, who couldn't beat a fart with three strokes in the past, actually reversed? It's close to 2,000 words of ancient text, I struggled to read it myself, and he memorized it word for word?!
Li Rongqiang felt that his whole person was not good.
"Player Chen Yun completes the task of 'slapping Li Rongqiang in the face' and gets a reward of 100 experience points and 100 copper coins."
Dividing Line***
The progress of this volume in time is much slower than the third volume.,This volume basically won't have a leveling and fighting monster.,The main writer brushes the fame value.,Don't compare each chapter with the third volume.,It's useless.,The two volumes are basically two independent plots.,There are related places.,But not much.。