For a long time, there was no movement in the classroom.

Huang Ye smiled slightly: "Which classmate made a bet with me just now?" Everyone has heard it, so don't try to play tricks in front of everyone. I think you recorded it all with your phone. Hurry up, everyone's time is precious, I'm ready, hurry up and fulfill the gambling contract, eat books, hahaha! ”

Huang Ye finally let out a bad breath, you laugh, laugh hard, sarcasm, sarcastic. The higher you climb. The harder you fall, the more you laugh in your last life, you can't raise your head with laughter, in this life, wait for my brother to abuse you.

Li Rongqiang looked at Huang Ye, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't say anything in his heart. Eating books? Hehe, the consequence of eating such a big book is to go to the hospital for rescue at best, and it is possible to pull the crematorium directly if you want to eat it at worst. Don't eat it, how many people in the class are watching, and their faces are gone. How did he do it? What kind of international joke is it, the yellow leaf that couldn't hit a fart with three strokes in the past has been reversed? It's close to 2,000 words of ancient text, and I struggled to read it myself, but he memorized it word for word??!! Li Rongqiang felt that his whole person was not good.

"Forget about the bet, they are all classmates, we must respect and love each other and help each other. Today, Huang Ye really gave me a big surprise to the whole class. Huang Ye, I'm curious, what is the reason why you can memorize the entire article? The textbook requires only memorization of two paragraphs of the text. Mr. Su saw the cold scene, and felt that this bet was indeed a bit inappropriate, so he diverted the topic.

"How do you say that? The reason is very simple, I recently suddenly fell in love with the beauty of ancient poems, the content expressed in ancient poems, and even more in love with the precious cultural heritage left over from history, so I liked this article and memorized it. That's all. Huang Ye smiled slightly, and said such a sentence that he almost believed himself.

“。。。。。。”

There was no word on the stage, and there was no word off the stage. Hehe, you suddenly fell in love with ancient poetry? Fall in love with its beauty? Still love its content? Hehe, I believe you.

"I know that people may have doubts about me, but I have read through "The Peacock Flying Southeast" many times, and I have read a little different opinion from it. When I say it, I hope to encourage everyone. Huang Ye suddenly remembered that he had nothing to do in his previous life, and one of the original poems in the Baidu Tieba was specially written for "Peacock Flying Southeast", today's occasion, don't take it out and pretend to be forced, ahh

"Oh? Will Huang Ye have new views? Speak up and let your classmates hear it. Teacher Su was shocked by this classmate who was unknown and counted down for 10,000 years, and couldn't help but feel a little less contemptible.

"Zhao Zhao's affection, frequent concubines.

Peer together, meet wings.

After the resignation, it is not appeased.

Respect each other, and eventually get two places.

Don't be suitable for the king, rather drown.

I only wish to be married again in the next life.

He Zhen his deeds, what his sex. ”

When Huang Ye said this, he paused, looked at everyone's eager expressions to listen, and said, "The last two sentences are for all the students here, which is also the core idea I want to express." ”

"Advise all young people to stay away from love.

Love life, cherish life. ”

The more Mr. Su listened, the more surprised he became, and after hearing the wonders, he saw that Huang Ye stopped and didn't speak, and was in a hurry to urge, but this thing popped up, "Persuade all teenagers to stay away from love." Love life, cherish life. "I almost didn't get through it for a while.

Liu Xiang, the class flower of Class 17 of the first year of high school, opened her trademark big eyes, carefully looked at this boy who was usually ignored and ignored by herself, and was shocked, such a beautiful poem, could it be written by him? Although the last two sentences are really laughable, but overall, this is a rare masterpiece.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, source Liu Xiang."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 fame point, the source is Gong Yanhao."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 fame point, which comes from Luo Luo."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, the source is Feng Nan."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, sourced from Li Kunfeng."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, source: Su Zhenli."

......

"Ding, congratulations on the opening of the host's fame value, reward the primary lottery once, is it an immediate lottery?"

The opening is auspicious, Huang Ye was excited, and shouted in his heart, "Lottery, I want to draw immediately!" ”

"Ding, congratulations to the host for drawing an 'online poetry generator'."

What an unexpected joy, a great harvest. Huang Ye just wanted to pretend to be forced quietly, but he didn't expect that a poem directly brought him 27 points of fame, and there was an 'online poetry generator' that sounded tall, what does this mean, this shows that at least 27 classmates have a little bit of worship for themselves. This made Huang Yele, who had only had 1 point of fame for 16 years, unable to find the north. Well, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and we still need to continue to work hard!

"Ding, ding, ding." This Chinese class ended in the shock of everyone, and after Teacher Su left the classroom in a trance, the classroom completely exploded.

"It's incredible, Ah Huang, you hide deep enough."

"Are you going to heaven? You're awesome. ”

"It's absolutely awesome, the whole peacock flies southeast, not a word is bad, how did you do it. I memorized 10 sentences in two days over the weekend, and I forgot 11 sentences after a sleep. ”

"Fuck off, you just said that you didn't have it back, and you said it so coquettishly."

"Is this coquettish? I'm obviously elegant, okay? ”

"Did you really make the latter poem? It can't be copied somewhere, right? Li Rongqiang looked at Huang Ye, who was surrounded by everyone, his jealousy exploded, and he shouted loudly.

"Copyed? Oh, those who are turbid are self-turbid, and those who are clear are self-purifying. Don't think of others with your dirty thoughts. I'll send you two poems, and I'll ponder them yourself. Huang Ye opened the 'Online Poetry Generator' and silently recited: "Give me Li Rongqiang, are you stupid and Li Rongqiang, are you really stupid, make a seven-character quatrain, a hidden head poem, and a hidden tail poem, respectively!" ”

"Ding, the poem has been generated, please check." In less than half a second, the poem was released.

Huang Ye read out the poem step by step in front of everyone's eyes.

"The first one

The grass in front of Li Shimen is spring again

Rongcheng sang and danced to Zhu Lun

The strongman feels sad again

The sun is setting in your window

It's the yellow clouds and the daylight

Do not suffer from few, but suffer from unevenness

It is worthy of a war to make meritorious deeds

Silly mountain fragrant snow shines slanting"

"The second one

February frost kills peaches and plums

Hibiscus is proud of itself for a day

Laughing in front of the cup reluctantly

The origin of heaven is one hundred and two you

My fairy loves halal

It is not useful

It's better to have a beard

Wait for the king to be stupid"

After Huang Ye finished reading the last sentence, he happened to walk to the door of the classroom, "Rooster, go to the toilet to release water, do you want to go?" ”

"Oh, go, wait for me." Gong Yanhao chased after him stupidly, and didn't remember until he walked to the toilet, fuck, I didn't pee on my hairy toilet, I'll put a hairy water.

in the classroom.

Quiet for the nth time.

A moment later.

"I don't understand what these two poems mean."

"Yes, yes, is there any student who can explain it?"

"Li Rongqiang, this is a poem written by Huang Ye to you, do you understand, translate it for everyone."

Li Rongqiang's eyelids jumped, thinking, "I'm a translator, I haven't even heard what it means." ”

"These two poems have no other meaning, just connect the first word of each poem in the first poem and the last word of each verse in the second poem." Wu Tong, the class president and member of the study committee with the best academic performance in the class, said: "I believe that Huang Ye's poem is not plagiarized. Those who are turbid are self-turbid, and those who are clear are self-purifying. Well, that's a good point. ”

"Connected? I'll try. Lee-Rong-Qiang-You-Yes-No-Yes-Silly, Lee-Rong-Qiang-You-Really-Yes-Stupid,!"

"Oh my God, this is, this is, Tibetan poem? Tibetan poems? ”

"Ah Huang really went to heaven."

"This is going to heaven, this is obviously going to be fine!"

"Becoming a fine ... Ahuang Jing. I'll go, it's so evil. ”

。。。。。。

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, source Liu Xiang."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, the source is Wu Tong."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 fame point, which comes from Luo Luo."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, the source is Feng Nan."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 1 point of fame, sourced from Li Kunfeng."

。。。。。。

Hehe, I knew there would be fame in my account. Ah Huang caught a chicken, oh, the painting style is wrong, it was Huang Ye who walked back slowly with Gong Yanhao, "Rooster, what's the next class?" Look at my brother, I'll pretend to be forced again. "No wonder there were so many pretending to be successful in the previous life, and the feeling of pretending to succeed is really cool and crooked.

"The next session is English class, the home of your nemesis, the Fat Pig King. As far as your ability to copy multiple-choice questions in the English test can be copied in the wrong order, you still want to pretend to be forced in his class, you better save it! Speaking of which, Gong Yanhao wanted to laugh, in the monthly exam last month, Ah Huang was lucky to sit behind Liu Xiang, and successfully copied all of Liu Xiang's English choices. The result process is beautiful, the ending is cruel, Liu Xiang has full marks in the multiple-choice questions, one is right, Huang Ye scored 7 points, and even Gong Yanhao himself closed his eyes and scored 22 points, and finally the exam paper was sent down, Huang Ye was not angry, damn, there was one less B at the beginning! This stalk, Gong Yanhao feels that he can laugh for 500 years!

"English." Huang Ye touched his chin, if you want to say who he hates the most in high school, the English teacher should be the first. Not to mention the ugly looks, the tonnage is not light. The height of less than 1.7 meters weighs nearly 250 pounds, okay, let's be kind enough to round up and make him two hundred and five. Huang Ye wondered countless times if this English teacher was sent by God to play with him, the English in the class was so poor, but he stared at himself and didn't let go, whenever it was his turn to class, Huang Ye was not fluttering by it, and he wanted to die. Isn't it just that when I first entered the school and dictated words, I wrote 20 words and made 19 and a half mistakes, as for holding such a grudge?

The past is unbearable, don't mention it, Dajiangdong went to the waves, all kinds of worries in the past, several romantic characters, only I Brother Huang. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but 14 years have passed since counting the previous life, and the pig has been fattened and can be killed! Wait, abigporkerang, Fat Pig King!

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