"Ma Dan, what Lao Tzu needs is the Relaxation and Tongmai Pill, not a detoxification and laxative pill." Lin Xiaofan ate his own self-produced and self-sold goods, and began to doubt his life, "Could it be that Lao Tzu is refining fake medicine?" ”

This...... It's.

Lin Xiaofan felt full of convenience for a while, and quickly got up and prepared to go to the bathroom to have a good time.

But just as he was about to get up, he suddenly found that his whole body was hot, and it seemed that there was a flame drilling in his body, and the fire was getting stronger and stronger, and there was a great tendency to burn the prairie with great potential.

This is...... Works?

This guy is optimistic about his medicine, and tries to think about the positive side of everything first, but he doesn't think about what if it is a side effect, look at the ferocity of this "fire", will he roast himself inside and return to the west.

However, Lin Xiaofan didn't have time to think about it so much, because he felt the endless heat in his body, he knew that this was the Shujin Tongmai Pill that was exerting its medicinal effect, so he quickly lay down half of his body and continued to lie down in a "big" character, ready to welcome the arrival of the storm.

Soon, Lin Xiaofan's body became hotter and hotter, first sweating on his forehead, then sweating all over his body between breaths, and then sweating like a river - this is the rhythm of roasting people into jerky?

Lin Xiaofan endured the discomfort of this dying person, and actually had the leisure to think: Could it be that the formula of the Shujin Tongmai Pill is wrong, how can it be so hot? Snow lotus to yin, ginseng to yang, but they have successfully reconciled yin and yang? The tree of Eucommia ulmoides is yang, so it is normal to feel heat at this time. But it's too exaggerated to be so hot, right?

However, Lin Xiaofan just thought about this, but found that at some point, his little fan had become a pillar of optimism, and it was getting bigger and bigger, and it seemed that he urgently needed a catharsis to erupt.

This......

Lin Xiaofan smiled bitterly, needless to say, it must be accompanied by the exertion of medicinal power, and the aphrodisiac effect of Eucommia has been completely stimulated, so it has the fierce effect of the dragon raising its head.

If Xiao Xiaofan continues to rise like this, will this thing explode?

At this time, if a person of the opposite sex suddenly appears here, she will be beautiful, ugly, fat, thin, old and young, and a dog, and directly cover her head and enter it, and relieve her sorrows.

But don't dream, even the female mosquitoes, female cockroaches, and female rats in the retreat room are isolated by the magical security measures here, not to mention the women.

If you want the opposite sex but can't, you can masturbate yourself, right?

No way!

Well, it's not that it can't, it's that it can't.

Because Lin Xiaofan sadly found that not only did he have to endure the torment of infinite heat now, but his whole body was even more unable to move at some point, just like being used by Bai Zhantang to use the sunflower point acupoint.

This is...... Heaven is going to kill me?

The king wants the minister to die, and the minister has to die, anyway, Lao Tzu is not a minister; If God wants me to die, I will not die, and keep a good body and a thief of God's conscience.

However, the show is just beginning......

Without waiting for the heat to dissipate, Lin Xiaofan found that the eight veins of the Qi meridian in his body began to itch, becoming more and more itchy, like countless ants squirming and biting in the tendons and veins, accompanied by the endless pain of not being able to survive and not being able to die.

Lin Xiaofan didn't faint, not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't faint.

Hot! To evaporate the human body, the heat from the inside out, all the time to make him groggy and miserable.

Itchy! The itch of the soul, if it weren't for the inability to move his hands and feet, Lin Xiaofan didn't dare to guarantee that under such "torture", he would not dig out his muscles and veins by himself and throw them all away.

Pain! The broken, repaired, and reborn muscles and veins are tantamount to cutting the flesh with a thousand knives, making it back, cutting the flesh again, and making it up again, and it is also the meat accompanied by painful nerves, making yourself extremely sober, and this repetition is endless......

This is not Ling Chi, but it is a few points worse than Ling Chi.

The recipe is wrong!

Up to now, Lin Xiaofana still doesn't understand that there is definitely something wrong with the formula of this Relaxation Muscle Tongmai Pill, and the problem is very clear, that is, the amount of snow lotus, ginseng and eucommia is too sufficient, and the thinness is seriously insufficient.

Xueliang and ginseng not only provide eucommia with the power to move forward and the energy needed for repair, but also they themselves are great tonics, which contain huge energy in the past seven or eight hundred years, and also have a certain effect of strengthening the muscles and kidneys. Coupled with the high medicinal power contained in the Tianyun Continent version of Eucommia, it is far beyond Lin Xiaofan's imagination, no wonder what the fat man said is that this seemingly ordinary tree is actually a poisonous wood proved by his predecessors.

So with this three-pronged force, how can Lin Xiaofan not be tragic?

It seems that the gap between theory and practice is really too great.

It's just that if you think about it now, it's useless, and the only hope is to be able to carry the powerful transformation of the muscles and veins, otherwise even if you die, you will become a waste.

Before Lin Xiaofan became a soldier, he was a person who was even more ruthless to others and himself, but after the iron and blood edification of the army, he was even more refined into steel, and his will was extremely firm. Although the predecessor has been weak since childhood, he is resolute by nature and has long fought against fate, and he is really an indomitable guy. So now Lin Xiaofan, who is now combined, is even more determined, and in the face of the triple attacks of "unlimited heat", "unstoppable itching" and "washing muscles and changing pulse", he did not faint and succumb.

On the contrary, after he got used to the devastation of this incomparable "torture", he suddenly thought of the story of Guan Gong scraping his bones and healing his wounds during the Three Kingdoms period, didn't Guan Gong at that time rely on playing chess to distract himself?

Why, can you follow suit? How do you distract yourself?

Play chess? Where did chess come from?

Cutting down trees? No!

Think about the indescribable part of Mr. Cang's neck down? "Hmm-" Xiao Xiaofan himself was angry, and as soon as those indescribable pictures flashed in his mind, the little guy actually slammed upwards and almost burst directly - this must be stopped immediately, otherwise this little guy has to finish playing some functions before he has used them, what a pity.

How do you distract yourself?

Lin Xiaofan became more and more uncomfortable at this time, feeling like a small tree in a storm, which could hang up at any time.

It is necessary to come up with a solution as soon as possible, otherwise there is no need to think about anything - the dead don't have to think about anything.

Do you want to endorse it?

Lin Xiaofan was taken aback by this idea, you must know that when he was on the earth, he was almost completely loveless for books except for Jingu martial arts, and his predecessor was completely different from him, the predecessor was super keen to read, with a skill that he almost never remembered, he didn't read any books, so his predecessor almost remembered the content of most books, except for one exercise.

That exercise is called "Water and Fire Decision", and it is one of the few prefecture-level lower-grade exercises in Qingtian Junior College, but it only has the upper part, and it can only be cultivated to the third level of the Great Spirit Master. It is said that the middle part of the exercise is only available in the intermediate college, while the lower part of the exercise is found in the advanced college.

However, even if this exercise is actually complete, and it is a powerful ground-level exercise, there are very few people who practice it, just because the cultivation of this exercise is extremely difficult, and if there is no guidance from the Master during the cultivation process, it is very likely that if you are not careful, you will lose your water and fire, yin and yang will be out of balance, and then you will go mad and even endanger your life.

What's more, if you have cultivated the "Water and Fire Decision" at the beginning, you will not be able to practice other higher-level methods except for the rest of the "Water and Fire Decision" honestly, otherwise it will also cause an imbalance in the body and cause a catastrophe.