Chapter 2: The Smell
"Don't play like this, okay, I doubt life!" Ye Chen shook his head vigorously.
Then, he touched his hand behind him and took out a mobile phone!
"Let me play a game of king, kill a few people, and calm down!" Ye Chen said.
This seat of his, there is a jack behind him, which is just right for charging!
Usually, when I can't sleep in class, I choose to play games!
I wanted to do the same today, but as soon as he took out his mobile phone, he was stunned!
"This phone...... Can you eat it?"
The mobile phone is still the original mobile phone, but Ye Chen looks at this mobile phone and always has a desire to swallow it!
Like a person who is very hungry, the hunger that arises after seeing a piece of bread is even stronger.
He wanted to swallow it, but he really couldn't swallow it, if he really swallowed his mobile phone in the class, he would not be able to take off the hat of neurosis, I am afraid that he would not be able to take it off in his life!
This is about your own reputation, and you must not mess around!
"Are you playing a game?"
It is Ye Chen's homeroom teacher, Li Zixuan's father, Li Weihong!
"Me!" Ye Chen had just opened the interface of the king, and before he had time to play, he was just caught and had a hard time arguing.
"There are still two months left, even if you feel that you don't have much hope, you have to work hard, the important thing is not the result, but the process! Even if you are doomed to fail, this experience will be of great benefit to your future life! I confiscated the mobile phone for you, and after the college entrance examination is over, I will pay you back!"
Li Weihong left, and the eyes of all the students in the class looked over, some with sympathy, some with sneer.
"The head teacher is too kind, this kind of will only waste educational resources and affect other people's students, what is he doing with him?" Gao Jianwen said in a disdainful tone.
His father is the number one in education in the county, if he said this kind of thing in other classes, it is estimated that the head teacher would have stammered a long time ago, but in these three or six classes, it is difficult for him to achieve!
Because, the old man won't buy it at all!
What about the son of the head of the Education Bureau?
However, his words attracted the echo of many people in the class!
In the entire Jingyang No. 3 Middle School, there are two major figures!
The first one is naturally Li Zixuan, who is unparalleled in talent and has excellent appearance!
The second is this Gao Jianwen!
No way, who made his father the leader of the Jingyang County Education Bureau, this guy often likes to sing praises and show off in his compositions, lest others don't know.
In a county like Jingyang, such a person is undoubtedly the golden beetle's son-in-law, not to mention that this guy is not bad, and in terms of learning, he is also under one person and above ten thousand!
It is said that even the bigwigs in Qingzhou City wanted to come to the door to propose, but Gao Jianwen and his father refused on the grounds that the child was studying!
If nothing else, his son is absolutely sure that he will be admitted to the top three schools in the country, if he works hard, he will have a bright future in the future, how can he be bound by marriage now!
Such people are naturally indispensable to fans!
At this moment, when he said such a thing, many students in the class naturally nodded in agreement!
"Damn, these two Gao Jianwen, Lao Tzu will kill him sooner or later!" Next to him, Bao Wensheng was indignant for Ye Chen there!
"My daughter-in-law is different, everyone else is gloating, only she doesn't!" Bao Wensheng glanced at Li Zixuan again and said.
"Why are you so careless, playing with your mobile phone and being caught by my father-in-law! On one side is my father-in-law, on the other side is my iron buddy, it's not appropriate for me to help anyone! Hey, I can't control this matter!"
Bao Wensheng said in the tone of a big man, this guy's expression of being beaten is clearly gloating more than anyone else!
"You're in charge of this. Ye Chen said.
"Brother, don't be embarrassed for me? I really can't take care of this. I'm not good at my daughter-in-law's side. ”
"That's your phone!" Ye Chen said.
"What?"
"My phone just wasn't fully charged, so I want to borrow your ......"
"Ye Chen, Lao Tzu will fight for you!"
"Shhhh
"Hmph! I'll settle accounts for you after class!"
After class, where can this guy still find Ye Chen's figure, he has already run away! Bao Wensheng wanted to take his mobile phone, but he couldn't find even a hair!
East Playground!
Ye Chen secretly took out his mobile phone!
As soon as I took it out, I heard a gurgling sound in my stomach again!
That intense hunger pang, hit again!
He had an urge to swallow the phone, and it was getting stronger and stronger!
"Nima, is Lao Tzu really crazy!"
"Can't eat it!
"But, I really want to eat it!"
It's been a long time!
"No matter! Taste it first! If you can't eat it, it's a big deal to spit it out!"
After speaking, Ye Chen wiped it with his hand again, put the phone to his mouth, and wanted to try if he could bite it first!
As a result, click!
Gaba crispy!
"Nima!What's the situation?The taste of chocolate biscuits?" Ye Chen was stunned, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth!
If he hadn't looked at the corner of the electric board inside the phone, he would have suspected that someone else had dropped the bag with a chocolate chip cookie-like phone!
What amazed him even more was that his teeth ...... How can it be so sharp!
The shell of this mobile phone is pure steel, and it can be used as a brick at a critical moment, but now, this thing has been bitten off by itself!
This......
Jingle bells!
The class bell rings!
"I can't care so much, since I can eat it, let's eat it first!" Ye Chen directly finished eating the mobile phone by dividing it by two!
After eating, I don't forget to wipe my mouth, looking like I can't get enough!
If this is seen by others, it will definitely be shocked!
After doing all this, Ye Chen looked around like a thief, and without being discovered, he hurried towards the class!
However, just halfway through the run, Ye Chen stopped!
Gooo
The inside of the stomach began to turn upside down!
"I knew I couldn't eat indiscriminately!
Bang!
A big fart came out!
"I'm going! Nima, it's heavier than the smell of barbecue poop!"
Ahem, ahem!
Ye Chen, hurry up and get out of there!
"I'll go, even on my clothes!" Ye Chen's footsteps stopped again.
"You have to disperse the smell, otherwise those grandsons will think that Lao Tzu has fallen into the pit!"
But at this time......
Gooo
The inside of the stomach is tumbling again!
"I'm dizzy, it's here again!
If you do it again, don't even think about dissipating the smell of this clothes this morning! I'm afraid it's really similar to falling into the pit!
"Bear with it!"
Ye Chen's dantian was so angry that his face was red!
"I'm really holding it back!"
"Well, no! How can I feel that...... The existence of fart!" Ye Chen was stunned!
He found that this fart actually existed in his body, and it became 5 small balls that seemed to be substance!