Chapter 3: Fart Thunder

"Fart?" Ye Chen was stunned!

The main thing is that he feels like he can launch them!

Turning his head to look, there was no one around, only a few people on the playground were still playing.

"Let's try one first!"

bu!! !

This time it's a melodious sound!

"I'll go!"

Where Ye Chen was aiming with a fart ball, the flower branches broke and the soil flew!

"This time, it doesn't seem to smell so much? It should be the soil that has absorbed most of it!"

"Mother Earth, great as Si!" Ye Chen couldn't help but admire!

"How do I feel, I can detonate at a time, and I can control the sound effect?" Ye Chen wondered.

"If you try again, you'll know!"

Another coquettish turn!

Kiss!

This time, the sound was extremely low and inaudible!

Ordinary people can't feel it at all! Let alone see it! However, Ye Chen knows that the fart ball, out of the disembowel...... Uh, no, after getting out of the anus, it flies out directly and flies towards the set goal!

It's about to go into the dirt!

"Burst!" Ye Chen said in his heart!

bu!

Ye Chen felt that the fart ball was directly spread out like fireworks, and it was everywhere!

"I'll escape!" Ye Chen was much smarter this time, and when the aura hadn't yet drifted here, he fled directly!

"Where's this ass? It's a fart thunder! There are three shots left, save a little bit! hehe......"

......

It's finally time for the class!

This section is mathematics.

The math teacher is already in the classroom!

"Why did you come back?" asked math teacher Zhang Yan to Ye Chen.

"I ......"

"Do you want to say that you went to the toilet and had a stomach problem?" said Teacher Zhang, with a sneer on his face.

"This ......" Ye Chen was speechless, he really wanted to say this, in fact, this situation is also very consistent with his own situation, he does have a stomach, but this reason is really used rotten, and the teacher has long not believed it!

"No need to explain, when I first entered the classroom, I already saw that among the people playing ball on the playground, there are you, right? You are about to take the college entrance examination, and you still have the heart to play there, your heart is really big! Stand there and reflect on yourself!" Teacher Zhang said a little angrily.

Then, continue the lecture!

Two minutes later, a man walked in from the outside again!

Gao Jianwen!

Ye Chen saw clearly just now that this kid was the one who played on the playground!

"Gao Jianwen, why did you come back so late?"

Gao Jianwen covered his stomach slightly with his hands: "Teacher, I just had a stomach." ”

"Come in! It's about to take the college entrance examination, pay attention to your body! You know?" said Teacher Zhang.

Seeing this, Ye Chen was also speechless!

If you study well, you will be favored!

Obviously, this guy came back late from playing ball on the playground, and the teacher believed it when he lied, but when he told the truth, the teacher didn't believe it!

"Everyone opened the test paper and counted the penultimate question, although this is the penultimate question, but, in the teacher's opinion, it is even more difficult than the penultimate question, and it can be regarded as a well-deserved finale question! This time, in the third grade of the whole school, only 16 students answered the 13 classes, and our class accounted for two!" When Teacher Zhang said this, his face could not hide his pride!

"That's Li Zixuan and Gao Jianwen!"

"You two, who would like to come up and explain this question to the students for the teacher?" asked Teacher Zhang at the two of them.

As soon as the teacher said this, all the male classmates looked at Li Zixuan, and all the female classmates looked at Gao Jianwen!

"Teacher, let me tell you!" Gao Jianwen said.

"Okay, then you can come!" said Teacher Zhang with a smile.

Gao Jianwen walked up, and many female classmates had stars in their eyes!

"Cut! This kid loves to be in the limelight!"

Gao Jianwen walked up to it, picked up the chalk and began to explain!

"This question is the last question of the college entrance examination math problem in Pearl City last year, and the questioner has integrated it on the basis of the original, combining the knowledge points of the number series with the analytic geometry in advanced geometry, and the breakthrough point is in this analytic geometry......

Gao Jianwen talked eloquently, confident and calm!

Many female classmates were a little stunned!

Gao Jianwen obviously enjoyed this feeling too!

"Students, do you understand?"

"Got it! Got it! That's great!"

A lot of female classmates are there to praise!

"Ye Chen, do you understand?" Gao Jianwen asked condescendingly to Ye Chen at this time, like a winner.

"Don't ask, he definitely doesn't understand!"

"If he can understand, everyone in our class will be the top student in the college entrance examination!"

A few classmates who were close to Gao Jianwen ridiculed there.

This made Ye Chen angry!

This kid pretends to be forced, and even wants to step on himself?

"Actually, there is another way to solve this problem!" Gao Jianwen said confidently.

"What? There is another way? There are less than twenty people in the whole school who can solve this problem, and he actually has two methods!"

"That's amazing!" said a girl herself.

"Ye Chen, listen well this time, I'll tell you another method! I hope you can understand!" Gao Jianwen said to Ye Chen.

"Cao, pretending to be addicted, aren't you?"

He knew that this kid was definitely not so kind, he was making a fool of himself in public!

"This method is a bit tricky, using the knowledge points of advanced mathematics in college, although it is the knowledge of the university, but when the college entrance examination is taken, it will not be prohibited, and the use is encouraged!"

"Wow!

"That's amazing!"

A group of girls are again!

Even Teacher Zhang Yan is nodding!

Gao Jianwen stood on it, his face full of self-satisfaction!

"It's this formula, with this formula, you can save the cumbersome calculation process and directly get the result we want!" Gao Jianwen wrote down the formula on it, especially at the end, and the gesture also made a large swing, which looked chic and elegant, and the aftertaste was long!

It's simply gorgeous!

Everyone was stunned!

Even Bao Wensheng's boys, even though they were very disliked in their hearts, they still had to admit that they were forced to give full marks for pretending!

But when Gao Jianwen enjoyed the adoring eyes of everyone!

bu!!!!!!!

A long voice sounded behind Gao Jianwen, like playing a trombone out of tune!

Suddenly, the whole class fell silent!

Then, everyone reacted!

The previous few classmates who were good friends with Gao Jianwen all tried hard to hold back their smiles, and their faces were about to turn red!

The people sitting in the back are extremely wild one by one!

"Hahaha......"

"I still wonder why the 3 written at the end is so long, it turns out that it is for this long fart to build momentum!"

"Yes, drip, drip! It's really like a fart, the ancients don't deceive me!"