||->-> Chapter 633 of the main text

Lao Tian raised his head, looked confused, and asked hesitantly: "You ......, aren't you immortals?" ”

"Not a fairy, old man. We are **mortals, ordinary people. Get up quickly. Ji Xiaoxiao said with a smile.

Lao Tian suddenly changed color, got up from the ground, and turned to the back of the temple to find Ding Ermiao to settle accounts.

"Young man, where are you a foreigner, to make fun of me an old man!" Lao Tian was angry, and he reached out and grabbed Ding Ermiao's shoulder.

Ding Ermiao put the water just halfway, and when he heard Lao Tian behind him, he hurriedly turned around, and a waterline of white flowers drenched Lao Tian's trousers.

"You, you, you ......" Lao Tian was even more angry, took a few steps back and shook his pants, and wanted to scold, but suddenly flattened his mouth and cried loudly.

Ding Ermiao quickly solved the question, put the guy on the zipper, and stepped forward and said, "Uncle Tian, I didn't mean to, you're crying!" ”

"What kind of sin did I do, I met that monster! I can't die if I want to die, and I am being bullied by you again ☆ Wan ~ book ~ bar ~ small ~ say ☆ villagers ...... "Lao Tian cried more and more, a handful of snot and tears: "You bully me a kind person, aren't you afraid of going to hell after you die?" ”

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan also turned around, looking at Lao Tian, who was crying bitterly, at a loss.

"Cry, cry, if you can make that monster cry to death, you can cry hard!" Ding Ermiao snorted and looked at Lao Tian coldly.

Lao Tian cried a few words, Yu was bored, wiped a handful of tears, glared at Ding Ermiao fiercely, turned around and walked south.

"Hey......, Uncle Tian, if you go back like this, do you really want to marry your daughter Tian Xiaohe to that monster as your wife?" Ding Ermiao caught up, stretched out his hand and pressed Lao Tian's shoulder, and said, "I'm a disciple of Maoshan Mountain, I can help you catch that monster!" ”

Lao Tian was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do you mean...... Maoshan disciple? ”

FeelingsThis place is far away from Maoshan, and the old man is a farmer who has never gone out all his life, so he doesn't know what Maoshan disciples do.

"Maoshan disciple, that is...... Taoist priests, who specialize in dealing with monsters, understand? Ding Ermiao gave a thumbs up and pointed to his nose.

Lao Tian stared at Ding Ermiao for a long time, shook his head indifferently, and said, "You are so young, can you deal with monsters?" I see that you want to fool my old man again, and you want to take advantage of me. ”

Then the old man turned and went away again.

Ding Ermiao opened his hand and stopped in front of the old man: "Hey, hey, why don't you believe it?" I really know how to catch monsters, you take me to your house, keep it in your hands. ”

"I don't believe it!" Lao Tian still shook his head.

It's no wonder that Ding Ermiao is too young. If Li Qingdong is here, the custodian Lao Tian will kneel and kowtow again, begging Li Qingdong to catch monsters.

Ding Ermiao scratched his head, suddenly had an idea, and said: "Old man, don't you believe it, wait until I call out your real land bodhisattva here!" ”

Lao Tian looked back at the Land Temple, thought for a long time, and said, "If you can call the Land Lord out, I will believe you." ”

"Okay, it's a deal!" Ding Ermiao dragged Lao Tian back to the temple.

Then Ding Ermiao went into the temple, took out the talisman from his backpack, drew three charms with the pen and the dragon and snake, and took out three copper coins and put them on the ground, and the three incense sticks were pierced through the eyes of the money, ready to summon the land god.

Lao Tian couldn't help but believe a little when he saw that Ding Ermiao had taken out so many people and could draw ghost talismans, and he watched with hope on the side, without blinking an eye.

Suddenly, Ding Ermiao stopped moving, turned his head to look at Lao Tian and said, "You first I finish what I just did, I will see the merits, and then call out the land god, so that I can follow him." ”

For no reason, the land god is called, and people are not happy. Early in the morning, who wants to be disturbed?

"Well, I'll trust you again!" Lao Tian thought about it, sat back on the door pier in front of the temple, and continued:

"That monster, just all kinds of pranks, we lived a few months of worrying. I also asked some people to deal with the monsters, but those people were beaten by stones falling from the sky, and the wolves fled. Later, there were people, the city god temple in the county seat, burning incense is very spiritual, my son wrote a statement, I went to the city god temple with my wife, burned incense and worshipped, and wanted to ask the city god to come forward and help me drive away the monsters. ”

Ding Ermiao nodded slightly, Master Chenghuang is indeed in charge of the affairs of a county. However, in many places, the City God Temple has been demolished, and the City God Lord is gone, and I don't know if the City God Lord here is not there.

"I burned incense and went home. At twelve o'clock that night, a black-faced man in a colored official uniform knocked on the door, and he was the lord of the city god. Our family was surprised and delighted, but we didn't expect that the case reported in the morning would be completed in the evening. Invite the old man into the house and sit down, but the city god, he wants to be a matchmaker and marry my daughter to a monster! ”

When Lao Tian came here, he wanted to cry without tears, and said: "Only then did I know that the original monster has great magical powers, and he has been hooked up with the old man of the city god. Poor me, I have no way out, where can I find someone to redress my grievances! ”

Ding Ermiao sneered, this city god is so weird!

Nima is also a yin god, how can it be that it doesn't matter if it's wrong, Lord Lao Tian marries his daughter to a monster?

"And then what? How do you know that the monster is a black cat spirit? Ji Xiaoxiao asked.

"After the old man left, our family hugged and cried. After a few days, I suddenly heard that dozens of miles away, there was a Huang Qigu Huang Daxian, who was worshiped by others, and it was very effective. Lao Tian continued:

"My wife and I brought four roosters to worship Wong Tai Sin. Wong Tai Sin was worshiped in the wing room of a family surnamed Liu, and we burned incense in the next room to find out why. I heard that there was someone over there, but it was Wong Tai Sin who appeared. ”

It's a little interesting, Ding Ermiao nodded and motioned for Lao Tian to continue.

"Wong Tai Sin, that's a black cat spirit, I knew it originally. Be willing to be accommodating, let us go home and wait for news. On the third day we returned home, Lao Liu, who worshiped Wong Tai Sin, spread Wong Tai Sin, the black cat spirit didn't listen to accommodation, Wong Tai Sin couldn't fight him, and he couldn't care about this matter anymore, let us figure out our own way. ”

Lao Tian cried with a sad face and said:

"I've tried everything, but it still doesn't work. So we plan to let our daughter Tian Xiaohe secretly go out to work, so that the monster can't be found. But as soon as the discussion was completed, the daughter suddenly fainted.

We hurriedly carried our daughter to the bed, and when the old woman unbuttoned her clothes, she saw that her whole body was covered with black scars, one by one, like a cat's tail. And those scars are still painful and itchy, and you can't touch them with your hands. When I arrived, my daughter was still sleeping in bed, and she was dying of pain when she turned over......"

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