||->-> Text Chapter 632 Land Po (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

Seeing that the old man really regarded himself as a land bodhisattva, Ding Ermiao was amused in his heart, and felt that he was a little excessive. But at this point, I had to continue to mess around and send the old man away first.

So Ding Ermiao still pretended to be pretentious, and said word by word: "What grievances do you have, I will take it slowly, and you are the master of the land." ”

After thinking about it, Ding Ermiao said again: "However, you have to be slower, ordinary." Or I don't understand. ”

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan covered their mouths and forced a laugh.

"Many land bodhisattvas, many land bodhisattvas!" The old man outside the door kowtowed again, walked on his knees, and stepped forward with an ordinary way:

"I have a black cat spirit at home, who has been messing around in my house for more than half a year, begging the land bodhisattva to call the shots and help me get rid of it!"

Black cat spirit? I've never heard of this thing being a good thing!

Ding Ermiao pondered for a moment and asked, "Is it the black cat spirit, or the black cat sheriff?" You know better. ”

 Bar> Novel; "It's not the black cat sheriff, it's the black cat spirit." The old man outside the door was stunned for a moment and replied, "I have seen it as a big black cat." This thing has to start from half a year ago......"

Ji Xiaoxiao gently took a bucket behind Ding Ermiao, and whispered in his ear: "Call that old man up, it's been a year." ”

Ding Ermiao nodded, and said to the door: "Old man, you get up first, then sit in front of the door, and I will listen slowly." ”

"In front of the land bodhisattva, I don't dare to sit ......," the old man outside the door said tremblingly.

"Call you up, you will get up with me!" Ding Ermiao lowered his voice and said, "You don't listen to me, aren't you afraid that I will offend you?" ”

The old man shuddered, stood up, then looked left and right, and sat down on the pier in front of the temple gate.

"Let's go." Ding Ermiao commanded.

The old man agreed, like a book, and began to tell the strange things that had happened to his family in the past few months.

"My surname is Tian, my name is Tian Jiafu, and I am fifty-five this year. In addition to my wife and me, there are also sons and daughters-in-law, and a daughter. The son's name is Tian Dali, the daughter-in-law's name is Tang Hui, and the young couple are both primary school teachers here. Her daughter's name is Tian Xiaohe, and she is just twenty years old this year. Lao Tian first composed the members of the family, and the organization was quite clear.

Then Lao Tian continued:

"The conditions in my home are still passable, the front building, the side room, the back is the pigsty chicken coop, a quadrangle yard. In the summer, my daughter Tian Xiaohe came back from outside, went into her upstairs room to change clothes, opened the closet and saw that only a three-inch-long villain was sleeping inside! ”

Villain? Ding Ermiao was taken aback. If this is a monster, then it can change into a human form, and it can be very good.

"Your daughter beat that villain to death?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"No, no, the girl is timid, where dare you hit him? The little man was dressed in a black robe and was sleeping soundly. My daughter was so frightened that she didn't dare to come out, so she climbed downstairs and followed us. Lao Tian continued:

"I have also lived for a year, I have never heard of such a thing, of course I don't believe it, so I went upstairs with my wife and son and daughter-in-law to take my daughter to see. The kitchen door was still open, and when I looked, there was indeed a villain inside. We were waiting in surprise when suddenly a big snake swam outside, grabbed the villain, and ran out of the upstairs window! ”

Lao Tian came here, with fear in his voice, and said:

"After a surprise, there is nothing to lose. In the evening, when we closed our doors and were having dinner, we suddenly heard a man's voice in the air saying, 'My son is sleeping with you, but you have led the serpent to eat my son. ’

Our whole family was surprised, my wife and I didn't know well, and we didn't dare to ask him what kind of immortal he was, so we hurriedly knelt on the ground, "Daxian, it's our fault, and please let us go, we can all promise you a lot of sacrifices." ’

But the voice sneered, and said, 'I am not uncommon in animal sacrifices, and if you lose my son, you will pay me a son!' ’

I was dumbfounded, where do I go to find that villain to compensate him? My old woman said, 'Daxian, we really can't pay for it, please raise your noble hand and let us go.' ’

The voice sneered and said, "You can't pay for it, I have a way." ’

I hurriedly asked him what he could do, but he said: 'Marry your daughter Tian Xiaohe to me, let her and I have a son, and we will write it off!' Otherwise, I will ruin your family! ’

I was thundering five times, and I didn't say a word. ”

When Ding Ermiao heard this, he couldn't restrain the anger in his heart, and slammed the door with his hand in the temple and scolded: "What a bold brute, he dares to rob the people's daughter!" What's going on, you again, wait for me to ......, wait for the lord of the land, go and clean up that monster! ”

On the one hand, I thought in my heart, this thing wants someone else's daughter, **** So far, is it one of the five gods?

If it is really a god of five links, Ding Ermiao is not afraid, after all, he cleaned up one last time, and he has some experience.

Outside the door, Lao Tian was grateful, and wanted to kneel down and kowtow again, but was stopped by Ding Ermiao.

Lao Tian continued:

"My son, who was at home at the time, was young and vigorous, so he reprimanded the monster: 'Your idea of beating my sister must not be a good thing!' My family has been innocent for generations, and it is impossible to marry my sister to you as a monster! ’

The monster sneered and said, "Then we'll see, I'll make you kneel and beg me to be my aunt!" No more sound. ”

Ding Ermiao nodded slightly when he heard this, Tian Dali, the son of the Tian family, was still a little backbone.

"The next morning, I woke up in the bed, and I found that there was something in the bed. When I lifted the quilt, I saw a pile of colorful women's clothes. I asked the old woman if the dress was hers. When the old woman saw it, she knew ...... Those are all my daughter-in-law Tang Hui's profane clothes. This shameless monster is so bad that he put my daughter-in-law's pants on the ...... On my head, alas, ......! ”

When the old man Tian came here, he seemed to be embarrassed, covering his face with his hands, bending down and bowing his head.

Ding Ermiao couldn't help but laugh, this Nima monster is filthy and obscene enough!

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan also hid behind the door, covering their mouths and smiling.

Lao Tian covered his face, was ashamed for a long time, and said:

"The old woman sent her daughter-in-law's dirty clothes to her son's room, and then I learned that the pants I had changed the day before were also stolen by the monster to my son's bed, alas, ....... That's fine, but when I was eating at noon, I was about to move my chopsticks when I smelled a foul smell. When I looked closely, the food on the table just now turned into feces! ”

Hearing this, Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan vomited together. It's disgusting, you monster!

Ding Ermiao was also furious and scolded: "Lang Lang Qiankun, there is such a demon!" Old man, take me to your house and watch me cut him and you get angry! ”

After that, Ding Ermiao opened the temple door and strode out.

I still wanted to listen to Lao Tian's story before going out, but no, Ding Ermiao was anxious to urinate, and his lower abdomen was swollen badly, so he had to go out first to solve the problem.

By this time, the sky had broken and the morning light was faint.

As soon as Lao Tian saw that the "Land Bodhisattva" was out, he was so frightened that he took seven or eight steps back, knelt on the ground with a plop, and kowtowed to Ding Ermiao: "Land Bodhisattva, Land Bodhisattva......"

"Okay, okay, let's get up first, and then I'll go for a while." Ding Ermiao was also not easy to explain, and while waving his hand, he turned to the back of the temple.

Lao Tian was about to get up, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Gu Qinglan and Ji Xiaoxiao follow.

After being stunned for a while, Lao Tian kowtowed to the ground again, shouting nonsense: "Passing the land mother-in-law, passing the land mother-in-law......"

It is estimated that Lao Tian is still wondering, how can there be a land grandmother in a land temple, and they are all so young and beautiful? A land grandmother with a husband, and she is not jealous?

"Who is the land mother-in-law? We're all big people, don't you see! I see that you are frightened by the monster, and you are so frightened that you are delirious, and you start talking nonsense! Gu Qinglan couldn't cry or laugh, rolled her eyes and said.

Ji Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and laughed, and the flowers and branches trembled.

(Happy New Year, everyone!) "Ghost Curse" continues to ask for a monthly pass! At the beginning of the month, every book friend has a guaranteed monthly pass. Please vote for the monthly pass, thank you very much! Last month, I was a few votes short and missed the 500 monthly pass reward, which is the child's milk powder money! The author has fainted in the toilet crying. I hope you will support this month and create traces! ）

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