Chapter 31: Playing Deep
He didn't accept me but forced it into his mouth, and then I smiled very happily, and gave myself a spoonful, he couldn't help frowning, and I was about to vomit, but I smiled with disdain.
"I've not eaten it, okay? You dislike me, and I don't dislike you? It's all the same kind, what's not used to seeing and can't eat?
People who eat together every day in the human world have a 9.99% chance of sharing saliva, what is this, only one bite? ”
"Poof"
Gu Mufeng was finally amused by me, and then reluctantly swallowed the spoonful of cold drink I fed, and he actually accepted it.
"In the future, you will have to eat a pot of rice, a bowl of soup, a plate of vegetables with your young master's wife, almost everything will be the same, and there will be more intimate saliva sharing, for example, kissing, can you still stand it? Hurry up and eat, shall we? How else would it melt away? ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem"
Gu Mufeng was choked or choked and coughed? Instantly, the muscles on his face twitched, and I noticed that he was so shy and cute, what would I think? As I can guess, I've already shared my saliva with him.
Secretly laughed, in fact, I am also very shy, I find it particularly interesting to be such a bad person, Gu Mufeng may never have imagined that he is such a proud person, his self-esteem is so strong, and he is still stunned by my ridicule.
"You're just a ghost maid, remember your identity, talk to your master, and pay attention to your behavior."
"It's good that I'm a ghost maid, but it's not a ghost maid who has no sense of proportion as you think, and my relationship with you is not bad, so let's talk on an equal footing, right? Don't divide the levels up and down, special, give! ”
Gu Mufeng stared at my eyes, I didn't blink for a while, did I miss someone in my tone? However, he still didn't accept my feeding, and I had to eat it myself and savor it.
"You know her? Have you seen her? She has been to the castle, but I can't confuse her heart, with the lord King Chu here, I may never be able to win him. ”
"It's also oh, your martial arts are so pediatric, of course you can't win him? However, I think that if you want to be recognized, you have to show your best side, instead of blindly hiding your shortcomings, if she likes you, she will accept all your rights and wrongs. ”
Am I confessing? I told him everything I thought and thought without any hindrance, but I was not wrong, what did I want to say? It's very straightforward.
"You say I'm a kung fu pediatrician? Scold! Sort of, right? Look at the internal injuries of my body, it's good if I don't hang up! However, the lord is not much better, and it is estimated that he will not get better without half a month of cultivation.
Is it really easy to do, you say? I don't know myself, let alone to get to know her, I can't do it, it's tiring. ”
Ghost husband King Chu? Also injured? I felt sad for a while, because of me, are they so good? Serious injuries are about to hurt each other, and I really can't say how I feel at this moment.
"If you don't open yourself, how can you understand others, come to eat food, you won't feel very painful, and you don't have to worry, internal injuries also need internal heat therapy, these are all good ingredients for regulating internal heat, I specially asked Muyang to prepare to take it."
"You also understand the internal scriptures and regulate internal injuries? Or do you know some pharmacology? ”
"A little understanding, a little understanding, a little bit of a second, one or two, hehe."
I laughed a little fakely, but I turned my head sideways to drink, avoiding Gu Mufeng's direct eyes.
I'm perfunctory Gu Mufeng, this will be almost unbearable, in front of him I'm an idiot, bullshit pharmacology?
Seeing that I poured a glass of liquor and handed it over, he hesitated, but looked at me even more suspiciously, "Can you still drink alcohol with internal injuries?" And it's still liquor? ”
I was just full of confidence, but he choked and only stared at him, this will be the liquor in the wine glass, I drank it and spicy and ruthless, I only grinned and waved my hands so spicy, this wine is really unpleasant, for Gu Mufeng I drank for the first time, and it is still liquor.
"Wine is warm, can regulate the body's heat energy, promote blood circulation, speed up wound healing, heat energy and cold to mediate each other, can be said to neutralize wound stagnation, painkillers are not too much."
This is an old method passed down by grandpa, and grandma often tells dad that drinking when sick is actually a special treatment.
Gu Mufeng was skeptical, looked at the glass of liquor I handed him in his hand, or hesitantly tasted a small sip, he seemed to feel good, not as spicy as me, and then dried it up, not a drop left.
"Young master, good drink, come, have another glass."
I was so good at persuading wine, and I poured a full glass for Gu Mufeng, but he didn't refuse.
"Why do you speak in the same tone as a human?" Gu Mufeng asked, but took a bite of the dish without questioning.
I was taken aback, after all, it was a disguise, and if I wasn't careful, I would still be exposed in my original form, and my appearance couldn't change, and my personality was the same!
"It's normal, the ghost maid was also a human before, wasn't it? You don't even know how wonderful the world of human flowers is? The young master once thought about going to the human world.
Be a playboy who is a buleng, girls like the president of Baleng, so that you don't have to look at the face of the young master's wife, maybe she will come to control you and care about you? ”
What am I doing here? actually taught a bad husband to spend his heart, but it was also to test Gu Mufeng, whether he was really an abstinent male god.
"You said you were a man? I've never had a ghost maid like you in Tomb Castle? Are we not human xenogeneous? Don't you know? ”
Gu Mufeng always opened the topic, and didn't reply to the key questions, he really can't see through it, the alternative species in the ghosts, right?
"Hey! Is it really getting older and more confused, and I don't even know who I am now? The old ones don't remember things at all, but they are very happy to be exposed to new things.
Live to learn all the time, but the human world is really progressing very fast, but you are already a little behind, so you will not be able to keep up with the pace of the times, and you will only be eliminated by the young master's wife, isn't the young master's wife a human being? You don't forget that. ”
"If it weren't for the yin and yang relationship, do you think I would still have a relationship with her? Hum! Humans, the ones I hate the most, are humans. ”
Gu Mufeng actually said his mind in front of me, he hated human beings, but he did all the things that human beings should do!
"Oh? Then you just hate the young master's wife? She seems to be pretty good? You don't have a crush on her? ”
Do you take it one step at a time? When I asked him this question, my heart beat faster, and I was very concerned about his answer, I was worried that he didn't have a good feeling, wouldn't I be so amorous?
"Why don't you drink it? Are there any cold drinks left? Feeling much more comfortable now? Pour me another glass of wine. ”
Gu Mufeng actually played with me deeply, and he opened the topic again, or was he afraid that I would say it? It's really a delicate guy, which makes me feel a little upset in my heart.
"Huh! I may not have the strength to drink, you drink more. ”
I gave myself a little consideration, poured him another full glass, and drunk him to ask.
Gu Mufeng actually knows how to drink? A cup of stomach is like drinking plain water, am I bringing less, this is a strong wine?
"Do you have a favorite human? Are you all so old, have you always been alone? ”
"Me? Hehe, wife! Don't talk about it, sad about the past, I'm alone now, but fortunately you gave me an errand, and I can occasionally talk to you, so I'm very content! ”
Gu Mufeng was eating vegetables, but he was very normal, as if he was listening to my story, did he suspect that I was lying to him?
I was thoughtful, a little sad and eating, but it was quiet, Gu Mufeng looked at me more, and his face seemed to slowly begin to recover.