Chapter 98: The Mermaids' Kisses (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Lin Xiaofan was hit by the scorching sun's "sneak attack" and fell into the water, and as soon as his brain reacted to the "big thing is not good", he was already surrounded and bitten by the crazy Yin Spirit Fish-
"Scolded, if the first level of the body refining skill is not enough, wouldn't Lao Tzu die without a place to be buried?"
But that's the point, what's the use of complaining?
I had to experience the hot kisses of the mermaids with my heart......
In less than a second, the clothes Lin Xiaofan was wearing were devoured by the crazy Yin Spirit Fish—dizzy, although there were a lot of clothes prepared before, but after two or three months of consumption, there was not much left at this time. What a waste to be reimbursed directly for one set now! I knew that I would have taken the initiative to go into the water, but the sun is ......
New hatred and old hatred, you remember it.
Well, it seems that the worry at this time should not be clothing, not the body, but-
Holy, are these all female fish? How do you bite that indescribable place?
Stop your mouth! Other! Other! Other! Ahh
But it's cool, but if this indescribable place can't stand the test and is the first to lose, why can't you enter the palace?
Thinking of this, Lin Xiaofan hurriedly tread water while covering the indescribable place-
"Smack-"
The stone broke through the water and hit the back of Lin Xiaofan's hand directly, so painful that he quickly raised his hand to touch each other.
Needless to say, the fiery eyes of the sun, who had been eyeing the shore, immediately reminded Lin Xiaofan as soon as he saw Lin Xiaofan cheating in the test, but this method was too direct and intense - Ma Dan, if Lao Tzu's hand happened to be taken away, wouldn't that stone be smashed in that indescribable place?
It's really going to smash, with that strength, it will definitely cut off the children and grandchildren.
Do you want to be so ruthless? Sun Boss!
Madan, who is the master and who is the servant?
Hehe, in fact, even if it is really smashed, it will be fine, you must know that this more than a month of refining the body is in vain?
Besides, with the skillful technique and grasp of the sun, how could there be accidental casualties?
Of course, it hurts or hurts, how can Lin Xiaofan have a good memory?
And this body refining magic skill only enhanced Lin Xiaofan's defense and physical strength, etc., but it did not refine the pain of his cells, on the contrary, every cell of Lin Xiaofan was greatly stimulated, so that the pain at the level of the scorching sun was even more obvious.
As soon as the "mermaids" saw Lin Xiaofan's hand let go, they immediately swarmed over, grinding their teeth one after another, and rushing to the indescribable place......
Ahh
Lin Xiaofan was so sour for a while that he forgot that there were countless piranhas in his mouth in other parts, and he was almost intoxicated by them-
"Smack-"
There was a blow to the head, and the force was not great, obviously this was a reminder, not a warning like just now.
Lin Xiaofan understood that this was the sun reminding him to dive down, so that the Yin Spirit Fish could spread their mouths all over his body, leaving no dead ends.
Lieyang said before that this is for the Yin Spirit Fish to test, and at the same time, it is actually a body refining, because the bite force of the Yin Spirit Fish is extremely large, and it is a group attack without dead ends, it is simply a complete super massage of the whole body, plus the special Yin Spirit Breath of the Yin Spirit Fish is of great help to stimulate the acupoints around the body, so Lin Xiaofan must soak his whole body in the water.
Of course, Lin Xiaofan is not a fish, and he will not completely hold his breath, so he can still surface the water every once in a while to breathe.
So this little lake has a wonder for the ages: every once in a while, a slick guy will come out of the water with a fish all over his body, and then sink in, come out, and sink in......
Numb!
Completely numb!
Lin Xiaofan didn't know how long he had been holding on like this, anyway, for time, he had been completely numb since refining his body, and everything could be subject to the time instructions of the scorching sun.
When Lin Xiaofan received the order of the hot sun, his snow-white jade-like body was already red and even purple, like a sweet potato.
No way, the enthusiasm of the Yin Spirit Fish is unstoppable, although they have not been able to bite Lin Xiaofan's skin, but they are not tired, it seems that they have been too bored, and finally found a fun toy, so they vent to their heart's content.
Let's vent, just vent, the iron pestle is not sharpened into a needle.
Besides, after Lieyang's repeated confirmation, Lin Xiaofan's first-layer body refining divine skill was extremely miraculous, so Lin Xiaofan, who heard this good news, was still extremely happy.
Even happier, Lieyang generously announced that he would give him a day off tomorrow and give him the right to enjoy the 30 seconds of sunshine.
It's-
Although he has practiced hard, as a guardian bird at all times, the sun is not easy, and even the mental power it consumes is greater.
Fortunately, it has a thick foundation, which is just right to kill the rich and help the poor.
However, Lin Xiaofan, out of the influence of the essence of 5,000 years of culture, knows that diligence is a virtue, and it is easy to obtain it while the iron is hot, so he waved his hand, "Don't rest, continue." ”
It is advisable to chase the poor bravely, and not to sell the name of the overlord.
And I'm used to it, so if I stop and get used to it again, it's not pleasant.
"No way!" Lieyang categorically refused, "Can your body stand it, can your spirit stand it?" ”
Well, that's a hassle.
The body already has a certain adaptability, but what about the spirit? The spirit is always in a state of tension, like the clock with the chain tightened, and no one knows when it may break.
Once it breaks down, it can lead to insanity, psychosis, idiocy, and even death.
Well, listen to the teacher, good student.
It's just that in this boring valley of clocks, I suddenly stop to rest, and I really have nothing to do.
Lin Xiaofan wanted Lieyang to inquire about the affairs of the heavenly realm and increase his knowledge, but this guy kept silent, he was really annoyed and impatient, so he said, "It's better for you not to know than to know", which is an answer.
What the hell is this? If you don't want to say anything, close your beak and pull this calf for what?
asked it about the human world, whether he knew the earth, etc., but this guy responded, "There are thousands of planes in the human world, countless planets, how do I know which one is the earth?" ”
This...... What about the plane where your big brother shines? Our home earth is the living planet that revolves around your big brother.
"What are you kidding that a mere planet of the world can revolve around the sun that my brother incarnated?"
The sun is big, the earth is small, and the earth runs around the sun - no problem!
"You-that's because you're so self-righteous! The sun you are talking about is just a little spark that sputtered out when my brother transformed the sun, don't be deceived by your own vision. ”
This...... I'm tired of grass, is this breaking news or contempt?
Tiny Mars? The huge sun in Lao Tzu's mind turned out to be a little spark?
Believe it or not, I'll pull Hawking out and KO you