The Linglong Daoist was unprepared, and he was stunned, and he had been knocked to the ground by the sow, and the crowd let out an exclamation, but saw the sow shaking her head, and a pig's mouth was firmly attached to the old mouth of the Linglong Daoist.

", people, pigs, love!"

"Oh my God, record a video and post it online!"

"The world is crazy!"

……

The crowd exploded, and in the carriage in the distance, Wu Zheng and the three of them laughed together, and Shu Qianer applauded and shouted: "Old Wu, your sister is really fierce." "I was beaten badly.

The sow over there didn't stop, frantically tearing the clothes of the delicate Taoist, who was already frightened, staring at a pair of eyes, and letting the sow spoil it......

Mi Qing couldn't stand it anymore, and whispered: "Brother Zheng is almost over, so be it, it will be difficult to clean up after attracting the police for a while." ”

Wu Zheng nodded, this matter was originally to avenge Mi Qing, since she was satisfied, then stop, so she pinched her fingers again, snapped her fingers, and saw that the sow was full of excitement, like a deflated ball, let go of the Taoist, slowly walked out of the crowd, twisted her fat buttocks and disappeared into the street.

Wu Zheng took Mi Qing out of the car and said to Shu Qianer: "Fatty, go and get your sister back, otherwise your roasted whole pig will be in the soup." ”

The pigs ran away, the street returned to its usual appearance, and the Linglong Taoist sat up in a daze, looked at his ragged clothes, thought of the frightening scene just now, and moved back to the store in a trembling manner.

In the next second, Wu Zheng pushed the door in, and Mi Qing walked over with a smile and said, "Linglong Daoist, I wonder if you still have the heart to accompany me to the movies?" ”

Even if Linglong Daoist was stupid, he instantly understood, he had met a master, and he was calculated, so he knelt down and kowtowed to Mi Qing immediately: "Grandma, I was wrong, you spare me, I have the old and the young, and I have to do this small business......"

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Wu Zheng stepped forward and kicked him down, and asked in a cold voice: "Don't talk nonsense, to be honest, who gave you the Heart-Connecting Talisman?" ”

This Linglong Daoist is simply a straw bag, he will never have the ability to draw a heart-to-heart talisman, Wu Zheng thought about it carefully, there is only one possibility, that is, there is someone behind Linglong Daoist to support.

Sure enough, the old man cried with a handful of snot and tears: "A good man spares his life, a good man is wise, it is true that someone dropped my exorcism charm, so there was this misunderstanding, oops, that person is behind you!" ”

Wu Zheng and Mi Qing were stunned, and hurriedly looked back, the back was empty, Wu Zheng suddenly felt fooled, and looked back again, where was the shadow of the Linglong Daoist.

Mi Qing was stunned and said in surprise: "Brother Zheng, what's the matter?" What about Linglong Daoist? How did it disappear in the blink of an eye? ”

Wu Zheng didn't speak, but walked back and forth in the small shop twice, his eyes sometimes raised, sometimes down, as if he was observing something.

Mi Qing thought for a moment, and said with horror on his face: "Brother Zheng, it's too weird, Linglong Daoist can't be a ghost, right?" ”

Because he had seen Cui Qianqian, Mi Qing had completely believed in the existence of ghosts in this world, and now when he saw Linglong Daoist disappearing without a trace for no reason, he felt that he was also one of the ghosts.

Ghost? Wu Zheng laughed after hearing this: "Qing'er thinks too much, if he is a ghost, where does he dare to use talismans?" ”

Although the heart talisman does not have the effect of catching ghosts and driving away evil spirits, after all, it is also a kind of magic weapon of Mr. Yin and Yang, and evil ghosts and ghosts definitely dare not touch it casually.

"Besides, if he was a ghost, he would have been defiled by a sow just now?"

Mi Qing breathed a sigh of relief: "Then where did he go?" Brother Zheng, will he be invisible? Or, run away? ”

Wu Zheng couldn't help laughing for a while, Mi Qing may have watched a lot of TV series, and he actually knew a little about these yin and yang terms, and said to her: "Don't worry, the stealth technique is a little difficult, he can't learn it, as for the five elements escape technique, it can be simple and difficult, maybe he really escaped." ”

"No, Brother Zheng, if he can escape, why didn't he use it when he was forcibly kissed by the sow just now?"

Wu Zheng quipped: "Qing'er, you're not right, people see their sweethearts, ah no, when they see their sweethearts, how can they be willing to leave." ”

Mi Qing stomped his feet lightly, and rolled his eyes: "Brother Zheng, you still have the heart to joke at this time." ”

Wu Zheng grinned, made a silent gesture to Mi Qing, and then tiptoed to the door, pointed to the trash can at the door and said, "Qing'er, do you believe that I can still let him escape back?" ”

Mi Qing seemed to have an understanding, and cooperated: "I don't believe it." ”

At this moment, two chubby figures came from a distance, one vertical and the other horizontal, it was Shu Qianer who was holding the big sow.

Wu Zheng beckoned to Shu Qian'er, Shu Qian'er came over panting, wiped his sweat and said: "I'm tired of old Wu, your sister can really run, and she is about to catch up with the long-distance running champion." ”

Wu Zheng glared at Shu Qian'er, and suddenly raised his foot, Shu Qian'er was frightened, but Wu Zheng's foot kicked on the sow, and the sow was in pain, humming and chirping.

At this time, a magical scene appeared, there was a burst of rustling in the garbage can, and then there was a plop in the store, and the Linglong Taoist appeared out of thin air, still kneeling in the place before disappearing, just staring at the sow in horror, trembling all over.

In fact, Wu Zheng had already observed that Linglong Daoist had escaped into the trash can, and when he saw Shu Qian'er holding the sow, he simply calculated it, and the Linglong Daoist had a psychological shadow after being spoiled by the sow, so when he heard the sow snort, he was instantly frightened and fled back to his original position.

Mi Qing couldn't laugh or cry, and pointed at Linglong: "This old thing is too brainless, right?" Escaped for half a day and escaped for two or three meters? ”

Wu Zheng snorted coldly: "He wants to escape to the ends of the earth, but his ability does not support it." Walking up to the Linglong Daoist, he said in a vicious voice, "Say, who gave you the Heart-Connecting Talisman, who taught you the Five Elements Escape Technique?" ”

Linglong Dao trembled like chaff, and his teeth trembled: "Please, take, pull that sow, pull it away." ”

Wu Zheng waved his hand and asked Shu Qian'er to retreat first, and Linglong Daoist slumped down, as if he had been amnestied, he gasped and said: "A good man spares his life, I said, I said it all, Lianxin Fu was given by my master, and the escape technique was also taught by my master, but I am not talented and can only escape so far." ”

Wu Zheng frowned: "You still have a master?" What other yin-yang techniques do you have? ”

Linglong sighed and said, "No, it's just these two things." ”

Wu Zheng snorted coldly again: "It seems that your master is not good, if there is an apprentice, there must be a teacher!" ”

Linglong Daoist waved his hand again and again: "Hero, you are wrong, my master is a super-first-class master, you can insult me, but you must not be disrespectful to my master!" ”

Hey, this little old man is quite backbone, Wu Zheng cut off: "Then tell me, who is your master and what is his name?" ”

Linglong Daoist stood up with his body, and was kicked to the ground by Wu Zheng again: "Who allowed you to stand and talk?" ”

Linglong Dao Elder dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, pursed his eyes and said: "Then you can listen well, my master's surname is Yu Yu Qingwu, and he is nicknamed 'Waving to Death'!" ”