Shu Qianer rubbed her buttocks, daring to be angry but not daring to speak.

Mrs. Yao asked Wu Zheng suspiciously, "Do you want to buy pork?" There is a large supermarket about 200 meters to the south, and there is a lot of fresh pork in it, as for whether it is a boar or a sow, it is not necessarily. ”

Wu Zheng hurriedly explained: "No, no, I'm talking about live pigs, just like this fat man, the kind that is alive and jumping." As he spoke, he pointed at Shu Qian'er.

Shu Qian'er had a black line on her face, and said back: "Old Wu, you are not kind, what you want is a sow, I am a man anyway, right?" Can this be compared together? ”

Wu Zheng grabbed a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth, ignoring it.

Although Mrs. Yao was full of doubts, she felt that since it was Mr. Yin and Yang's business, it was estimated that it had nothing to do with the elimination of demons and demons, so she immediately said: "I know that there is a pig farm on the outskirts of the city, you can go there to buy it, but it is already night, and they must be closed." ”

Wu Zheng nodded and said to Mi Qing: "There is no way Qing'er, I can only let that old guy endure for another night." ”

Then everyone ate together, and then rested, omitting the table, until six o'clock the next morning, Wu Zheng kicked Shu Qianer awake, and drove to the outskirts of the city with Mi Qing, because he wanted to buy pigs this time, so he drove Mrs. Yao's light truck.

After a while, a pig farm was found.

When the boss heard that he was going to buy pigs, he happily took the three of them into the pig shed, and a stench was overwhelming, but Shu Qianer couldn't smell it, because Wu Zheng told him on the road that he was going to eat roast whole pigs tonight, and this guy was excited.

Shu Qianer carefully paced in the corridor of the pig shed, made a selection, pointed to a huge head and said to Wu Zheng: "Old Wu, with my years of experience, it is right to choose that one, the meat is absolutely fat." ”

Wu Zheng glanced at him: "You used to raise pigs?" ”

Shu Qian'er straightened his chest and said: "Joke, although I have never raised pigs, there are hundreds of pigs that can pass through my mouth, and I can know at a glance what it tastes like after it is roasted." ”

Wu Zheng and Mi Qing almost burst out laughing, this bragging technique is really heavenly.

Wu Zheng pointed to the fat pig's belly and said, "Fat man, come here, you squat down first and see what grows under that guy." ”

Shu Qian'er squatted with difficulty because of too much fat, then stood up awkwardly, blushed and said: "Damn, this product is male, and it caused my old horse to stumble, so I'll look for it again." ”

Wu Zheng didn't believe him anymore, and directly asked the boss to choose, and repeatedly instructed him to pick energetic and powerful sows.

Finally, after being tied up with five flowers, a humming and chirping sow was thrown onto the light truck bucket, Shu Qianer almost drooled, and said that he would definitely be able to eat well tonight, this pig was weighed just now and weighed a full four hundred catties!

Wu Zheng asked Shu Qianer to drive the car to a remote place, and then asked Mi Qing to take out the Heart-Connecting Talisman, sandwich it between his fingers and shake it gently, the Heart-Connecting Talisman spontaneously combusted without fire, turning into a puddle of ashes in the palm of Wu Zheng's hand.

took out another bottle of mineral water, poured the ashes into it and shook it for a while, then threw it to Shu Qianer, and said, "Fatty, you go and feed this bottle of water to your eldest sister, she should be thirsty all the way." ”

Shu Qian'er had a black face, snatched the water bottle, got out of the car and came to the rear body, forcibly poured the bottle of turbid liquid into the sow's mouth, returned to the car again, and lit the fire on the road.

"Finished drinking?" Wu Zheng asked lazily.

Shu Qianer nodded again and again: "After drinking, the sow finally drank and cried." ”

"Crying? Do sows cry? Why are you crying? Mi Qing was very curious.

Shu Qian'er smiled evilly: "The sow said that the drink that her brother made for her was so delicious that she was moved to cry." ”

Wu Zheng sighed and kicked up......

Under the command of Mi Qing, after more than an hour of running, the car finally came to Yin and Yang Street.

Wu Zheng took a look, good guy, all the shops on the whole street are related to yin and yang, there are divination, fortune tellers, feng shui readers, yin house buyers, and gods and spirits...... There is everything, but how many of them have real skills, Wu Zheng smiled and said nothing.

"Qing'er, you call that Linglong Daoist and ask him to come out and wait for you." Wu Zhengdao.

Mi Qing answered, took out his mobile phone and dialed the number, Wu Zheng added: "Speak softly, don't arouse the suspicion of the other party." ”

According to the conspiracy of the Linglong Daoist, the effect of the heart talisman should have been exerted at this moment, and Mi Qing's attitude towards him must be respectful, if Mi Qing yells when he opens his mouth, then he will definitely be in trouble.

The other party answered the phone, and Mi Qing cleared his throat: "Linglong Daoist, I'm Mi Qing, I came to you yesterday, do you remember?" ”

The other party smiled, how obscene and obscene: "Remember to remember, Miss Mi is very beautiful and unforgettable, is there something wrong with the call?" ”

This old fox is still trying to see if Mi Qing has been hit.

Mi Qing was also very smart, and said coquettishly at the moment: "Dao Chief, can't I talk to you if I'm fine?" I want to invite the Taoist to watch a movie, do you think it's okay? ”

Watching a movie? It's really a good idea, Linglong Taoist thought of sitting in a dark movie theater with a big beauty, maybe a love story was playing on the screen, he was excited when he thought about it, and hurriedly said: "Okay, very good, where is Miss Mi, do you want me to pick you up?" ”

Mi Qing glared viciously, but still said softly: "Don't bother the Dao Chief, I'm already on the road, the Dao Chief will stand at the door and wait for me, remember to dress up handsome, I'll be there in three or five minutes." ”

Hung up the phone, and in just half a minute, an old man with a fat head and big ears and a bald brain came out of a small shop, looking around, with peach blossoms in his eyes.

Wu Zheng squinted, took out a copper coin, and said to Shu Qian'er: "Fatty, it's up to you, you put this copper coin in the sow's ear, then untie it and throw it out of the car." ”

Shu Qianer was stunned: "Throw it down?" You want to release it? Lao Wu, you are not kind, take my dinner and release it! ”

Wu Zheng glared at him: "What are you talking about, there won't be a lack of your roasted whole pig at night!" ”

Shu Qian'er put his mind at ease, although he didn't know what conspiracy Wu Zheng had, but he only cared about roasting the whole pig, so he took the copper coin and went to the car bucket, and untied the sow and pushed it down according to Wu Zheng's instructions.

That copper coin was cast by Wu Zheng, and it will be very useful later.

Immediately afterwards, a magical scene appeared, the sow just twisted her ass and wandered aimlessly on the street at first, attracting countless onlookers.

Seeing the increasing crowd of onlookers, Wu Zheng pinched a finger in his hand, snapped his fingers, and saw that the sow seemed to have received an order, her body shook suddenly, the eyes of the two pigs burst out with sparks of love, the fat buttocks shook harder, and the four pigs' trotters seemed to be on the motor, running up.

The crowd of onlookers let out an exclamation and couldn't help but take out their mobile phones to witness this magical moment.

Linglong Daoist was standing at the door thoughtfully, thinking about which position to unlock with Mi Qing for a while, when he heard a violent hum, looked sideways, and was suddenly dumbfounded, a strong sow was rushing towards him, and he was about to stage a love hug......