Chapter 73: Belly Pocket

Under Shu Qian'er's skin-like entanglement, the old woman's face became more and more ugly as she got older, and she suddenly picked up a wooden stick behind the temple gate, smashed it down on Shu Qian'er's head, and roared at the same time: "I just received an order from the Five Poison Gods, let me destroy this dead fat man who blasphemed the gods!" ”

Shu Qianer was stunned for a moment, then reacted, reached out and firmly caught the old woman's wooden stick, and said viciously: "Dead fat woman, you don't want to look at the tendons and flesh of the master, and you still want to sneak attack me?!" ”

The two of them dragged the wooden stick and no one let go, the two of them were like a tug-of-war, and suddenly, Shu Qianer smiled evilly, and suddenly let go, and the old woman suddenly lost her center of gravity, took two steps backwards and fell into a.

When the old village chief saw that his woman was being bullied, he was finally going crazy, and the old woman also stood up again, and the three of them pushed and shoved and made a mess.

And the so-called pilgrims outside the temple all poked their heads into the temple at this time, and there were many discussions in their mouths, and some people were even betting on whether Shu Qianer was more powerful, or the old village chief and his wife were better.

The whole scene is smoky, and there is still a little bit of the purity of the temple, which is really ridiculous.

Wu Zheng sneered and shook his head, stretched out his hand to disperse a piece of incense mist, his eyes fell on the temple, and he saw a one-meter-high statue sitting behind the incense case, no, to be precise, it should be the demon statue of the five poisonous gods, and the appearance of the demon statue was indeed as described by Li Ru before, weird and ugly.

Wu Zheng stared at the demon statue for a few seconds, and a thought suddenly flashed in his mind, these five poisonous gods looked like a person: the mutated Liu Banhang!

Wu Zheng clearly remembers the night nine months ago, too many strange things happened that night, the fox was haunted, the ghost stage was singing, the mouse was missing, and there was a willow half-hanging mutation!

The mutated willow half hangs with a human body, but has a frog's big head, and then looks at the five poison gods in the temple in front of him, although it has been artificially beautified and decorated, but the two bulging big round eyes still make people can't help but think of frogs for the first time.

Jia Ye also told Wu Zheng at the beginning that the mutation of Liu Banhang's change was a means to fall into the Gu poison family, so Wu Zheng was even more convinced of his judgment at this moment: these five poison gods were Yu Qingwu's right-hand man.

As soon as he thought of this, Mi Qing tugged at the corner of his clothes and asked, "Brother Zheng, Shu Qianer and the old couple are like this, I saw someone quietly call the police, let's quickly find a way to leave." ”

Wu Zheng frowned, then his eyes rolled, he thought about it, and whispered: "Qing'er, you take Grandma Yao to the car to wait, me and the fat man will come in a while, remember, don't get down when you get in the car." ”

Mi Qing didn't know what Wu Zheng was going to do, so she had to help Mrs. Yao and quickly return to the car.

The corners of Wu Zheng's mouth curled, revealing a weird smile, and he muttered in a low voice: "Toad old demon, I'll give you a look." ”

Originally, according to Wu Zheng's plan, it was to let this group of pilgrims leave temporarily through Shu Qianer's nonsense, and then Wu Zheng used yin and yang techniques to force the five poisonous gods to appear and kill them.

With so many people present, Wu Zheng's plan was in vain, first, it was impossible for the Five Poison Gods to show up and fight him in front of so many people, and second, even if the Five Poison Gods dared to show up, Wu Zheng was afraid that he would casually take a pilgrim as a hostage.

But just turned around and left, Wu Zheng was unwilling, so he decided to give the five poison gods some color first.

In the temple, Shu Qian'er and the three of them quarreled, Wu Zheng coughed dryly, walked in with a swagger, grabbed Shu Qian'er, and whispered quickly: "I will act when I see the opportunity in a while, drive the fire, and prepare to pick me up." ”

Shu Qian'er was stunned for a moment, and before he had time to ask more, Wu Zheng had already bowed to the old village chief and his wife with a smile, and said, "Beautiful and handsome guy, I'm really embarrassed, my friend drank a few glasses before he came, and the wine was strong, and he was talking nonsense there." ”

The old woman was only panting angrily, her fat was shaking, and she scolded: "Come and burn incense and pray, you dare to drink, the five poisonous gods will definitely blame it!" ”

Wu Zhengyi smiled and said: "The beauty is right, let the five poison gods blame this dead fat man, you two adults don't remember villains, don't worry about him in general, it's my turn to burn incense, right?" ”

When the old woman heard this, the old hand waved and said domineeringly: "No! Your friend has blasphemed the gods, and you can't just leave it at that! ”

Wu Zheng waited for her words, and immediately nodded: "What the beauty said is right, dare to show off her power in front of the five poison gods, and speak disrespectfully, even if he is my friend, I can't bear it, so let me teach this dead fat man a lesson for the five poison gods!" ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and jerked on his waist, only to hear a bang, a long black and shining whip was pulled out, and with a snap, it hit the ground and raised a cloud of smoke!

Thunderstorm whip!

Shu Qian'er stared at each other, and said in his heart Which one is this Nima singing, there is no such thing in the plan discussed just now, is this a bitter plan?

Wu Zheng squeezed his eyes at Shu Qianer, and Shu Qianer scratched his head, as if he understood something.

When the old woman saw this posture, she immediately smiled, and applauded: "Okay, very good, the Five Poison Gods sent me a divine voice again, saying that as long as you beat this fat man with ninety-nine eighty-one whips, the Five Poison Gods will have the right to treat it as if nothing had happened!" ”

Wu Zheng's heart sank, obediently, this old woman has arrived home viciously, eighty-one whips, this is the rhythm of sucking Shu Qian'er alive!

thought so in his heart, but Wu Zheng still agreed: "It's easy to say, how can eighty-one whips be enough, whip him eight hundred whips, beat him with open skin and flesh, and move his head!" ”

As he spoke, he danced the whip in the air, and pulled it down with a snap, seeing that it was about to be drawn to Shu Qianer's body, the old woman trembled with laughter, but Wu Zheng's wrist turned slightly, and the whip slid sideways with a whizz, slashing across the old woman's belly, and hitting the incense case hard.

"Smack-"

The incense case was suddenly in a mess, the incense was broken, the candles fell to the ground, the candles flew, and the five-colored colored paper was all lit, so it was not dazzling!

When everyone watched this scene, they all became a little demented, and they heard a snort, and on the belly of the old woman who was cut by the whip, a tear appeared in her clothes, revealing a red belly pocket inside, and a man and a woman were embroidered on it, lingering and compassionate......

Wu Zheng was shocked, this old woman is shameless, what kind of thing is she wearing, it is immoral...... Everyone's eyes couldn't help but focus on the old woman, pointing at her and making irresponsible remarks.

When the old woman reacted, she was so ashamed that she didn't know why, and sat on the ground and cried for a while.

The old village chief seemed to be angry and had a heart attack, and pointed at Wu Zheng who was out of breath.

Wu Zheng kicked Shu Qian'er in the chaos, and Shu Qian'er immediately quietly squeezed out of the crowd, returned to the car, started the ignition, and slowly drove towards the temple gate.