Chapter 72: Foolproof

Mi Qing asked again: "Since even the people of this village don't believe in it, why do these outsiders still come?" Haven't they heard about the five poison gods mutilating girls? ”

Wu Zheng explained: "This is simple, the obscenity of the five poison gods can be said to be a household name in Wugou Village, who has the courage to expose the ugly things of the five poison gods?" ”

Mi Qing immediately became indignant: "This Yu Qingwu is simply not a human being, just use Gu Poison to harm others, and find a monster like the Five Poison God as a helper." ”

Wu Zheng nodded and said: "Qing'er, you are right, although Yu Qingwu has a human body, his heart and soul are vicious and ruthless, and he has harmed countless people, it can be said that he is no different from demons and demons, I will definitely not spare him when I come this time!" ”

On the way to the two talking, Mrs. Yao kept silent, preoccupied, thinking that her first love would be safe in a ghost place like Wugou Village.

Shu Qian'er was even more strange, pinching something with his fingers on the side, and his eyes would glance at the front of the team from time to time.

"What are fat people doing?" Wu Zheng touched Shu Qian'er with his elbow.

Shu Qian'er scolded Nima and said excitedly: "Old Wu, I calculated carefully, the cost of burning incense for the four of us just now is six hundred, with an average of one hundred and five per person, and there are at least one hundred people lined up here, which is fifteen thousand." ”

Wu Zheng sneered and said, "What, have you found a good way to make a fortune?" It's not good to touch porcelain? ”

Shu Qian'er said: "Touching porcelain has too high requirements for physical fitness, if the other party's speed is too fast to brake, there is still a danger to life, but working for these five poison gods is different, you can easily earn 10,000 yuan a day......"

Wu Zheng cut and said: "I just said that you have a pair of pig eyes and a monthly income of 10,000 yuan?" You're underestimating the ability to absorb gold here! This is just the money for burning incense, don't forget, the old woman is in charge of the outside of the temple, and the old village chief is in charge of the temple, which is lighter and which is heavier? ”

Shu Qian'er muttered: "Naturally, it is heavy in the temple. ”

"That's not it, you can earn more than 10,000 yuan before you enter the temple, and in seconds, the old village chief will open his mouth!"

In this way, the income brought by the small Five Poison Temple is really huge, and the distribution to the village chief and his wife must not be too little, so it is no wonder that these two old men and women want to sell their lives to the Five Poison Gods.

The waiting process was too boring, Wu Zheng stretched his body, and quietly walked forward from the other side of the team, approaching the Five Poisons Temple, so as not to let the old woman find out.

But the temple was full of smoke, and Wu Zheng didn't see the reason for it for a long time, so he simply returned to the end of the team again and waited quietly.

I don't know how long it took, there were finally only one or two pilgrims left in front, and it was Wu Zheng's turn to be the four of them immediately, and Wu Zheng finally saw a dry and thin old man in the swirling smoke, with a gray beard hanging down on his chest, two lifeless eyes, and stagnant water, which should be the old village chief of Wugou Village.

Soon, the voice of the old village chief came: "Next." ”

Wu Zheng pushed Shu Qianer in, Shu Qianer fell to the ground, and muttered: "I want to get rich, I want to make a fortune!" ”

Seeing this, the old village chief frowned, and said with some doubts: "You fat man, you are burning the seedlings, why are you asking for money?" This won't work, it won't work......"

"What?" Shu Qianer jumped up and shouted, "You say it doesn't work? You are the boy of the Five Poison Gods, and you can't even say that it works? I think you better give up the position of the boy, you are not loyal to the five poison gods! ”

This is a plan set by Wu Zheng, let Shu Qianer personally implement it, and want to make the old village chief ugly.

Sure enough, after Shu Qian'er made such a fuss, the pilgrims who walked out before and those who were still queuing kept talking, muttering about the topic of ineffectiveness.

The old village chief's face changed, and he stared at Shu Qian'er angrily and scolded: "Who said that the five poisonous gods are not effective? Aren't you asking for money? Hurry up and kneel down and kowtow to ensure that your income will increase fivefold this year, and make a fortune in a muffled voice! ”

Shu Qian'er glared, and then pointed at the old village chief and shouted, "What do you mean, old thing?" Yes? My current monthly income is only 100 yuan, and it is only 500 yuan when it is five times more, is the definition of the five poison gods to make a fortune to be 500 yuan a month? Is this also called a miracle? ”

Wu Zheng secretly laughed spontaneously, he didn't expect Shu Qianer's performance level to be so high, it's a pity that he didn't learn to act.

The pilgrims' chattering was getting louder and louder, and their trust in the Five Poison Gods had already been shaken somewhat.

After all, the old village chief is a man, his kung fu is not as good as others, his face is the color of pig liver, and he is trembling at Shu Qian'er, but he can't speak.

The village chief's wife, the old woman heard the movement before, ran over, and saw that Shu Qian'er was making trouble, her face changed, and she was about to pull Shu Qian'er out, Shu Qian'er made a miracle, pushed the old woman away and shouted: "Everyone, look, this is how the boy of the Five Poison Gods treats pilgrims!" ”

The old woman was also a little at a loss for a while, and shouted: "What do you ask for, hurry up and beg for it, get out of here!" ”

Shu Qian'er shook the incense offering in his hand and asked, "I don't ask for money, I ask for beauty, I ask the five poison gods to make me handsome and fascinate a group of beautiful eyebrows, is it okay?" ”

The old woman saw that it was really not a way to continue like this, so she found three golden incense sticks and handed them to Shu Qianer, gritted her teeth and said: "Dead fatty, this is almighty incense, whatever you ask for will work, even if you ask for death, you will fall to the ground in the next second and never get up again!" ”

After hearing this, Shu Qianer inserted Almighty Desire into the incense burner and shouted: "I beg for death!" Hurry up, beg for death! ”

Everyone present was stunned, others burned incense and begged for good luck, this fat man actually ...... Having said that, most of the people who watched the play wanted to see if the Five Poison Gods would satisfy Shu Qianer's wishes.

The scene was quiet and terrifying, and after a full minute, Shu Qian'er snorted fiercely at the old woman and scolded: "It doesn't work!" Didn't you say you could fall to the ground in the next second? How do I feel like I have another 500 years to live! ”

The old woman was really out of luck this time, she really didn't expect Shu Qianer to be such a scoundrel......

Mi Qing watched it thrilling outside, and asked Wu Zheng in a low voice: "Brother Zheng, your plan is a little dangerous, what if the Five Poison Gods really kill Shu Qian'er?" ”

Wu Zheng smiled: "No." If something really happened to the fat man, the five poison gods would be charged with killing innocent people, who would dare to worship him in the future? ”

If something happens to Shu Qian'er, the five poisonous gods will be notorious, but if Shu Qian'er doesn't have an accident, the five poisonous gods will have an ineffective reputation, this plan can be said to be foolproof, and it will definitely make the five poisonous gods helpless.

Mi Qing's eyes lit up and said, "Brother Zheng, your method is absolutely amazing!" Make the Five Poison Gods so left and right that they are not human! ”

Wu Zheng snorted coldly: "He is not a human being in the first place. ”