Do you believe cats can talk?

Anyway, Lin Hai didn't believe it, but the problem was that the black kitten in front of Lin Hai was indeed talking to him, no, the cat really couldn't speak, only meowed, and it was obvious that Lin Hai had a voice in his head talking to him, and the subject of this voice told him that it was the green-eyed black cat in front of him who was communicating with him.

It is said that this kind of weird thing should be very scary, Lin Hai is also very scared, to be honest, the hairs on his body are standing on end at the moment, but unfortunately his body can't move, otherwise he would have turned around and ran, although this is his own nest.

Lin Hai was not frightened to the point that his feet were weak, although his feet did not feel anything, as if he was standing on a bottomless cotton, but the wonderful thing was that he would not fall, in fact, the black cat, maybe something else told Lin Hai that his body could not move because he was restricted by the other party by some mysterious means.

Well, although Lin Hai wanted to complain fiercely, unfortunately, he really couldn't move, except for being able to roll his eyes, he couldn't even speak, and he would definitely shout for help in a high pitch higher than Pavarotti!

The black cat tilted its head, stared at Lin Hai with disproportionate green eyes and a cold sweat on his forehead, and said with malice again:

"Are you sure you don't want to?"

“......”

"Lin Hai, male, twenty-six years old, graduated from a second-rate university, engaged in seven occupations, and is now a glorious real estate agent, with a minimum monthly income of 2,000 and a maximum of 6,000, no real estate, less than 50,000 monetary assets, no girlfriend, no, it should be said that I dare not have a girlfriend, this kind of travel depends on walking, social interaction depends on hiding, personal needs rely on masturbation, and the eyes are full of cups of life, don't you have the slightest idea of wanting to resist?"

“......”

"Well, Uncle Ben has limited time, so I don't have time to cough with you..."

"Hey, you're from the capital?"

"Eh, the focus of your attention is too strange, Uncle Ben will say it again, the last time, we are communicating with the heart, the words that appear in your consciousness are all generated by your own brain, Uncle Ben is just transmitting a consciousness, does the consciousness understand? It was you who came up with the right vocabulary based on this awareness, you know? ”

“......”

"Hey! Uncle Ben is wrong, he shouldn't overestimate your IQ and discuss such a profound theory of life with you. Without further ado, Uncle Ben asked you one last time, did you accept Uncle Ben's employment? If you still choose to deny it, Uncle Ben will not accompany you. ”

Lin Hai's muddy brain turned with difficulty, and then...

"What, my IQ is really that low? Then why are you still looking for me? ”

The black cat raised its paws to cover its forehead, looking disgusted.

"Can you please not always ask this question, okay, Uncle Ben will say it again, first of all, you are not the protagonist, no! And the reason why Uncle Ben found you is because it happens to be around here, and Uncle Ben doesn't have much time, so he can only find a passable candidate, it just so happens that you are single and have an IQ of more than sixty. Oh yes, and your window isn't closed, so it's easier for me to get in. ”

Lin Hai looked at the black cat in a daze, and the thick frustration was like sewage gushing up from the sewer, drowning Lin Hai's brain, which had an IQ of only sixty plus, but the unexpected joy was that his brain did not have all kinds of messy thoughts, but became more organized.

"My IQ is one hundred and ten, I've measured it."

The black cat grinned with disdain:

"The pitiful self-esteem of the earthlings."

"I... Yikes! I see, you're an alien! It turns out that aliens are like this, could it be that you are a cat?! ”

The black cat's other paw also covered its eyes:

"me, how long have you been in arrears for your special IQ? It's a cat, a cat, and nothing cats, no! Uncle Ben just borrowed this cat as a medium carrier to carry Uncle Ben's noble soul, understand?! ”

“......”

"Forget it, there's nothing to be angry with your mentally handicapped, Uncle Ben will say it again, the last time, it doesn't matter what Uncle Ben is, the important thing is that Uncle Ben is giving you a chance to change your fate, whether you accept Uncle Ben's employment, in a word, yes or no?"

"This... You're an alien, right? ”

"Well, that's not the point."

"But, I can't be a traitor, no, a traitor, although society treats me unfairly, but I can't be anti-social and anti-human, if you hire me to invade the earth, then I will never do it, and I won't do it!"

"Really don't die?"

"Uh...."

"So, you're going to be a hero to save the planet? And then, die silently like a hero in this rental house? It won't be discovered until it stinks, and then your fellow people on Earth will thank you for defending Earth again? Hey, why does Uncle Ben say 'again'? ”

Lin Hai interjected weakly and asked:

"Could it be that I'm not the first person you've fooled? Earthling? ”

"Of course not... When did Uncle Ben fool you! If Uncle Ben invades the earth, you can stop it, okay, Uncle Ben is not interested in invading the earth, in fact, the earth has already been invaded, no, there is no invasion, but this world is much bigger than you think, and it is much more complicated, and it will not be clear for a while, anyway, you just need to know that there are not only earthlings on the earth. ”

"Huh?! How come?! ”

"It's a fact, there are countless alien souls that haunt Earth."

"What?! Ay? Soul body? ”

"Nonsense, the universe is so big, do you really think you can fly hundreds of light-years with your physical body? Even if you don't die of old age, you suffocate to death. ”

"Didn't you say there was a wormhole star gate or something?"

"No, okay, Uncle Ben is not here to give you popular science about cosmic physics."

Lin Hai asked reluctantly:

"How could it not be, then how did you get here?"

"Did you say it, Uncle Ben is a soul body, a high-dimensional existence, okay, you don't understand it, if you accept Uncle Ben's employment, you may have a chance to understand in the future."

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, and then said with some hesitation:

"You mean there will be opportunities in the future?"

"Yes, do you think a soul body, or a black cat, can pay you soft girl coins or dollars? The price of employing you, of course, is immaterial. ”

Lin Hai's eyes turned around:

"So, you can't actually do anything to me!"

"Idiot, it's only a matter of minutes for Uncle Ben to wipe out your soul, do you want to try?"

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, and then he was ashamed to realize that he seemed to be being controlled by the black cat in front of him, no, this alien soul body, and his thoughts just now were really retarded.

"So, what if I don't want to accept it?"

"Uncle Ben should have touched a pig."

"Won't kill me?"

"What are you doing? Uncle Ben is not a murderer, no, Uncle Ben is simply a good person, a law-abiding pacifist, okay. ”

"Then, then you're not afraid that I'll tell you about it?"

The black cat showed a loveless look, and looked at Lin Haidao with disdain:

"Uncle Ben advises you not to do this, otherwise there will definitely be one more guest in the Anning Hospital."

Lin Hai looked at the black cat in front of him and felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong with the black cat's words.

"Then, can you let me change my position first, this position... Very tired. ”

Lin Hai is now pouting on the ground in an orz posture, the elevation of his butt is much higher than his head, and even the black cat standing on the ground can look down on him, to be honest, this posture is not only tired, but also very ashamed.

The black cat thought about it for a moment, nodded and said:

"Okay, Uncle Ben is too soft-hearted."

After that, the black cat squatted and jumped, and then... It can't reach the stool next to the computer desk!

Lin Hai twitched the corners of his mouth when he saw it, it didn't seem good to laugh at this time, he had to hold back desperately, looking at the anxious appearance of the black cat desperately trying to jump on the stool but couldn't get it.

In the end, Lin Hai, whose body was already moving, finally couldn't help it, reached out and grabbed the black cat and put it on the table, and then sat on the stool by himself, this time, the eyes of the two people, no, one person and one cat are finally equal, only equal status, there is an equal dialogue, Lin Hai feels that the words of the great man are too correct!

The black cat was not ashamed of the ugliness just now, and sure enough, the aliens were very undisciplined.

"So, Uncle Ben asks you one last time, are you going to accept the hir?"

Lin Hai blinked, and said in his heart that you have been the last time several times, and there is no deterrent at all:

"Well, can I know more about that?"

"Of course, Uncle Ben hopes that you will do things sincerely, rather than hesitating and perfunctory, after all, Uncle Ben will also pay a price for hiring you to do things."

Lin Hai really wanted to ask what the price was, but the black cat would definitely not say it, so Lin Hai was very witty and didn't ask, and his IQ was really one hundred and ten.

"But just now you kept urging me to answer yes or no!"

The so-called smart is only three seconds to say that it is a person like Lin Hai, as soon as he praised his wit, Lin Hai immediately asked another question of death, and sure enough, the black cat's eyes shrank, and he looked at Lin Haidao very dangerously:

"That's because you didn't ask at all, and you didn't listen to what Uncle Ben said, if you were so calm just now, Uncle Ben would naturally introduce the details of the task, otherwise how would you complete the hiring task?"

Okay, Lin Hai felt that the black cat's eyes clearly capitalized the words 'fooling you', but it was better not to pursue this matter, didn't you see that the black cat's claws had quietly popped out.

Although Lin Hai's IQ is only sixty, ah no, it is one hundred and ten, but Lin Hai can still guess that if he agreed to accept the employment just now, probably, maybe, the black cat will not patiently explain anything to himself, generally doing business is like this, the money is not handed over to a face, and the money is another face as soon as the hand is passed, this common sense Lin Hai still understands, black cat, you don't want to fool us.