The black cat saw that Lin Hai had calmed down (to be honest), and generously waved his sharp paws and said:

"So, what do you want to know, the speed, Uncle Ben is millions of seconds and seconds, I really don't have time."

Lin Hai dodged backwards, for fear of being accidentally disfigured by the triumphant black cat's paws, you must know that the black cat's paws have rabies germs, so dangerous!

Lin Hai swallowed his saliva, tried hard to sort out his chaotic thoughts, and said hesitantly:

"That, that... What should I call you... What about you? ”

"Hey, didn't Uncle Ben introduce himself?"

"Hey... Not really, it seems. ”

"Well, listen up, Uncle Ben's name is the wind from the snow-capped mountains in the distance, and his surname is a lake like a green jewel, and this surname is glorious... Hey, are you thinking about something bad? ”

Lin Hai hurriedly shook his hand:

"No, no, I really didn't think of anything bad, it's just that your first and last name, uh, glorious surname seems to be very long! It's hard to remember, hehe. ”

The black cat was stunned, and then suddenly realized, and then looked at Lin Hai with disdain, no, with extremely disdain, and Lin Hai wanted to bury himself quickly.

"That's why it's terrible to be uneducated."

The black cat shook his head helplessly, Lin Hai suddenly had a strong depression in his chest, opened his mouth, but didn't know how to refute, think about it carefully, the black cat seemed to have said just now, what he conveyed was only consciousness, so the translator of this consciousness is obviously Lin Hai himself, whether the translation is accurate and reliable, whether the translation is beautiful or not is not easy to say, the translation pays attention to a 'letter Yada', obviously, Lin Hai is still very in arrears in the word 'Ya'.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have translated 'the wind blowing on the snowy mountains in the distance' directly, but if you think about it, you can actually translate it with words like snowy mountains, or snowland.

Lin Hai lowered his head in shame, if he was wrong, he would admit it, and if he was beaten, he would stand upright, Lin Hai was not an unreasonable person who wanted to die.

"Okay, then I can call you Mr. Lake, right?"

"Lake, Mr. Lake? What the hell is this! ”

The black cat looked like it was fried, but soon he adjusted, waved his paws weakly, and said:

"Okay, it's up to you, Uncle Ben shouldn't have expectations for uneducated people."

Lin Hai was embarrassed.

"That's... Mr. Lake, where are you from, I just pondered, isn't the soul body a ghost? Could it be that you're from the underworld? ”

The black cat looked dead silent, and it seemed that he had completely despaired of Lin Hai's IQ.

"Uncle Ben is not a ghost, the soul body is a soul body, and the concept of a ghost in your mind is not the same thing, okay, these things will naturally know if you can know in the future, if you can't know, there is no point in telling you, and besides, don't ask Uncle Ben where he came from, you don't know if he said it, in short, from outside the earth."

Lin Hai's eyes lit up:

"Then you don't want to take over the Earth, do you?"

"You should be glad that Uncle Ben doesn't speak foul language."

"Well, then... Do you know your purpose? I mean, the purpose of hiring me. ”

"Uncle Ben is the manager of the Seven Spiral Arm Galaxy and the Third Spiral Arm Star Domain of the Song of Life Culture Company. Change. Public. Si, Uncle Ben is a cultural person, not an aggressor, not a murderer! ”

"Well, I never thought you were a murderer or anything, cultural company? Hello cultural company! So Mr. Lake, no, Manager Lake, what are you hiring me for? Writing essays? But I don't, it's okay to write an official report or something, I studied administration and human resources, you know..."

"Shut up! Of course Uncle Ben knows what is in your poor head, and as for administrative management and human resources, Uncle Ben knows a lot more than you, you don't figure it out, Uncle Ben is responsible for the entire Seven Spiral Arms... That is, what you said about the business within the scope of such a large star field as the third spiral arm of the Milky Way, what do you think ordinary people can do? Brainless brute. ”

Lin Hai smiled bitterly, at this moment, he had been retreated from civilized society to primitive society, and had become a barbarian who drank blood.

Of course, Lin Hai didn't know how big the third cantilever of the galaxy was, and there were a few planets with intelligent life, and a few with a developed cultural market, which were too far away for an ordinary earth grass people who could only see firewood, rice, oil and salt around them every day, and he had never imagined it at all, oh, maybe Lin Hai had thought about it when he was a child.

Poor earth barbarians.

The black cat's eyes were clearly floating over such a line of shiny words, and Lin Hai was speechless.

The black cat glanced at Lin Hai with pity, and Shi Shiran opened his mouth and continued:

"Of course I won't let you write an essay, let alone paint or compose, and of course the screenwriter has no hope..."

A long list of sentences made Lin Hai's forehead sweat, this black cat is really black inside and out, it's black, Emma!

"Well, that's actually the case, Uncle Ben hired you to do a cultural editing, well, yes, it's a cultural editing, the content and goals include but are not limited to songs, music, literary works, film and television works..."

"Wait, Manager Lake, are you looking for the wrong person in this matter, this thing is available on the Internet, if you really want to hurry, you can entrust the cultural company of the earth, you love the earth's literary and artistic works, then I am also deeply honored, although you are suspected of piracy, but anyway, we have no means to go to the alien to defend your rights, right, you said you can..."

The black cat looked at Lin Hai coldly, the more Lin Hai spoke, the quieter he became, the more he spoke, the more weak his heart became, and finally returned to silence.

"Retarded! If Uncle Ben wants the cultural products of this earth, he still needs to find you, the mentally retarded! The destination that Uncle Ben hired you to edit is another earth. ”

"Another, another earth ?!!"

The black cat nodded arrogantly and looked at Lin Haidao, who had a shocked face:

"That's right, another Earth, in par you can barely understand, is a parallel space."

"Oh... Don't understand! ”

"You don't need to understand, you can't understand, in short, it's another earth, it's basically similar to here, there's also a you, you can project your soul into that world through this spirit, oh, it's this thing, and then you..."

Lin Hai looked at a black metal ring that suddenly appeared under the black cat's paws in surprise, and interrupted the black cat's gushing, completely incomprehensible mission introduction.

"Wait, wait, let me take a look, you mean another Earth, it's a parallel space, right?"

"Yes."

"There's another me there?"

"Yes."

"You're... Haven't you heard of the time paradox? ”

"Sure enough, it's mentally retarded, and there is no time paradox in parallel time and space."

"Well, what I actually want to talk about is not the paradox of time, it's that, have you ever heard the saying that seeing another self can be a disaster? Even when the king sees the king, he will die! ”

Black Cat Disdain:

"First, you are not a king, secondly, you can see another self, but he can't see you, and then, you take his place, not him instead of you."

Lin Haimeng was stunned, and it took a while to figure out a rough idea:

"You're saying I'm going to take the place of another me? That, that... Isn't that tantamount to indirect killing? ”

The black cat sighed helplessly and shook his head:

"If you could, Uncle Ben would love to split your brain, and then pull out all the grass in your head and replace it with brains, you lack that thing too much! First of all, it's an incomplete parallel space, this is the main world, that is, that world you can see as separate from you, and you just go and take back what belongs to you now, understand? ”

Lin Hai nodded ignorantly, in fact, he didn't know if he understood it, as if he probably understood.

Black Cat continues:

"Secondly, that world can only exist for about three years, if you don't take back that self, he will disappear naturally, in a sense, you are equivalent to extending his life, you are actually going to save people, understand?"

Lin Hai nodded, and then shook his head again:

"What is an incomplete parallel world?"

"Well, this is a long story, Uncle Ben has no responsibility for popularizing science, in short, it is a man-made parallel world, due to the lack of total energy, so the maintenance time is quite limited, according to the parallel world theory, all the parallel worlds that are exhausted will eventually return to the main world and completely merge with the main world."

The black cat then crackled and said a lot of brief theoretical knowledge about the parallel world, all in all, it was a small world that was artificially opened by a person, and the timeline was only three years, what Lin Hai had to do was to go to that world to find and bring back excellent literary and artistic works.

However, Lin Hai was very witty and noticed an important question:

"That lake manager, isn't it your company that opened this small world?"

The black cat froze for a moment, and then looked at Lin Haidao dangerously:

"It's not"

"So, if I'm not mistaken, there is actually a purpose for opening this small world? The purpose is..."

"Get new work, new ideas, new products, and more."

"That is to say... Let's go... Steal? ”

The black cat rolled its eyes, and said with a broken attitude:

"Or else? Do you want to grab it? ”

Lin Haigan laughed a few times:

"What, that... Remuneration... There is always a balance in everything, as long as the price is right, it is not impossible to be a thief! ”

Lin Hai's answer is really single, to be honest, Lin Hai himself admires himself a little, it is really not easy for a small citizen who is a fly camp to make such a decision.

The black cat smiled, raised his paw and patted the black metal ring in front of him:

"This is your reward, if you accept the hiring, this junior Lingsuke, oh, is the abbreviation of the soul medium, this thing will be yours forever, to tell you the truth, this thing is not cheap, with it you will completely get rid of low-level taste, and become a tasteful, idealistic, goal-oriented, and promising four-have new human being!"

Lin Hai tugged at the corners of his mouth, looking at the black cat with a black metal ring on his face that was excited, a little sad.

"Well, it's not about money, I mean, it's not just about money, huh? As if this thing isn't money, I mean there's also security, if it's too dangerous..."

Lin Hai stumbled and finally made his meaning clear, yes, safety is the most important thing.

The black cat pouted, huh? Can cats pout? Perhaps, the one who becomes the essence can.

"You think too much, obviously, Uncle Ben can't hire just one of you, let alone your IQ... All in all, you're not the protagonist, not really! You're just a small character, and even if you're really discovered by those guys who opened the dungeon, you're just driving things away, well, that's all. If you're still worried, your safety can be written into the employment contract, of course, the risk is not completely absent, but the safety of life is guaranteed. ”