Chapter 98: The Long Snake
The Taoist priest squinted his eyes, looking unfathomable, and said, "Don't worry, wrap it on me, you expose the sick place for me to see." โ
Only then did everyone figure out that this Mrs. Kuo was looking for a Taoist priest to see a doctor, Wu Zheng shook his head again and again, the Taoist priest did not have the slightest breath of a mage, it was clearly an impostor, and Mrs. Kuo was afraid that she would lose her wife and lose her soldiers.
Mrs. Kuo immediately rolled up her sleeves, revealing her arms, and the top was densely covered with small red bumps, which made her heart tremble.
The Taoist priest was obviously more disgusted, and after a glance, he asked Mrs. Kuo to pull down her sleeves and start his performance, sighing and saying, "Not good, extremely bad!" You're in a serious situation! โ
Mrs. Kuo immediately turned pale with fright, and said tremblingly, "Master, there is ...... Are you worried about your life? โ
The Taoist priest sighed a few times: "If you don't touch me, I can guarantee that you only have three days left at most!" โ
In other words, when you meet me, you can be regarded as a savior.
Mrs. Kuo immediately nodded, with tears in her eyes, and took out a card and stuffed it into the Taoist priest's hand: "Master, there are 500,000 here, as long as you can help me survive this calamity, I have another thanks!" โ
"Poofโ"
All the drinks in Shu Qianer's mouth squirted out, and the other three people also froze, 500,000? That's a lot of money for them.
I didn't expect that there are also hidden dragons and crouching tigers in this small county, and there are so many rich people......
Mrs. Kuo glanced at Shu Qian'er in disgust, and the Taoist priest had already smiled slightly and put the 500,000 card in his pocket.
After the Taoist priest received the money, he naturally had to perform a few more hands, so he squinted and said: "Your illness is actually caused by the reversal of the two instruments, the disorder of the four elephants, and the collision of the five elements...... Ahem, you don't understand this, eat first, eat first. โ
Wu Zheng has a black line, he is really speechless, Mrs. Kuo can't understand, but Mr. Yin Yang can understand it, the five elements are born and restrain each other by the Taoist priest said a big mistake, according to his statement, it is time for water to make fire next, no wonder he hurriedly closed his mouth, if this water and fire came out, ordinary people can feel that something is wrong.
Whose water can make a fire?
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the Taoist priest had almost eaten, so he took out a small package folded from his bosom and handed it to Mrs. Kuo, and said with a mysterious face:
"You must put it away, this is a panacea that I have developed with all my life's energy, this medicine is a priceless treasure, if it weren't for the sake of being fated with you, I would never give it away!"
Mrs. Kuo really seemed to have some kind of treasure, her hands trembled and she took it, ready to open it, but the Taoist priest stopped her: "This medicine should only be available in the sky, you can't open it in broad daylight, remember to open it at midnight to eat, so that the medicine can be cured!" โ
Mrs. Kuo nodded again and again, called the beautiful boss to settle the bill, and the two were about to leave.
Wu Zheng squeezed his eyebrows at Shu Qian'er, the other party was feasting without noticing, Wu Zheng had no choice but to kick it, Shu Qian'er was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "It's time for me to play?" โ
Wu Zheng nodded.
To tell the truth, Wu Zheng couldn't see that fake Taoist priest defrauding people of money, and it was also excellent to teach him a lesson.
"Ahem...... Shu Qian'er coughed dryly, walked to the Taoist priest in three steps and two steps, stretched out his hand to stop him, and said with a smile, "Master, please stay." โ
The Taoist priest squinted at Shu Qian'er and said coldly, "What's the matter with you?" Don't waste my time. โ
"That's it, the master's time is worth a thousand gold, are you delayed?" Mrs. Nakot said in harmony.
Shu Qianer cut off: "Old woman, I'm saving your life!" โ
"You little bastard, try to scold again?"
When Mrs. Kuo heard this, she immediately turned into a shrew, crossed her waist and scolded, her eyes seemed to be about to erupt with anger, she was already pampered by a rich family, she was used to being served, where was she scolded by an old woman, she never dreamed that Shu Qian'er, a young man with a fat head and big ears, would dare to touch her tiger buttocks.
Mi Qing hurriedly got up and was about to intercede for Shu Qian'er, as the saying goes, the strong dragon still doesn't suppress the head snake, once there is a conflict with this Mrs. Kuo, it will definitely be Shu Qian'er who will suffer in the end.
The beautiful boss was even more nervous, she didn't want a fight in her restaurant, not to mention affecting business, and if she broke the things in the store, it would be a loss.
Shu Qian'er suddenly grinned, and squeezed out a flower-like smile towards Mrs. Kuo: "Sister, how can you dissipate your anger, how can a young and beautiful beauty like my sister be an old woman?" When I say the old woman, I don't mean my sister, I mean her! As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Mi Qing.
Mi Qing was stunned on the spot, her two faces were unstoppably red, and she said in her heart that I am an old woman? I'm obviously a big girl with yellow flowers, this dead fat man must have itchy skin!
Wu Zheng just patted Mi Qing on the back to show comfort.
When Mrs. Na Kuo heard the words of praise, she immediately became angry, squinted at Mi Qing, and said unashamedly: "The dress is indeed old enough!" โ
Mi Qing had a short temper, and she was about to dry as soon as she rolled up her sleeves, but she was dragged by Wu Zheng and gently patted her palm.
Mrs. Kuo's favor for Shu Qian'er suddenly increased a lot, and she said to the Taoist priest: "Master, you see that this young man is also very sincere, let's hear what he has to say." โ
The Taoist priest nodded reluctantly, and Shu Qianer walked up to Mi Qing with a smile and squeezed his eyes at him, dragging her to the Taoist priest.
"Master, this is my sister-in-law, she recently had a strange disease, and there is an inexplicable clump of hair in her palm, which can't be washed off, and she can't pull it out, can you help me take a look?"
As soon as Shu Qian'er finished saying this, the Taoist priest didn't react, but the beautiful boss gasped in surprise, and her face didn't look good.
The Taoist priest said impatiently: "Stretch out your hand and let me take a look." โ
Shu Qianer asked Mi Qing to stretch out his palm, and Mi Qing was surprised to find that there was indeed a clump of brown and yellow hair in his palm, which looked weird and disgusting, and almost fainted on the spot.
The Taoist priest stared down at the hair in Mi Qing's hand, and suddenly his face changed, he found that the hair began to squirm and grow constantly, and it only took a few seconds to grow into a slender snake, there were as many as one hundred and ten, one of the snakes flew to his eyes with a swish, and the letter in the snake's mouth was full of venom!
"Oh my god!" The Taoist priest was so frightened that he took two steps back, knocked over the dining table, and fell to the ground.
But those brown and yellow snakes all broke away from Mi Qing's palm in an instant, and walked through the air, and suddenly surrounded the Taoist priest, and more than a hundred snakes that spit out the letter scared the Taoist priest half to death, the trousers were suddenly wet, and the smell of urine was unpleasant!