Chapter 99: No Flesh and Blood

Shu Qian'er stepped forward, pointed at the Taoist priest and shouted: "Old thing, you are swaggering and deceiving everywhere in the name of a Taoist priest, and you have ruined the reputation of the Taoist people, can you admit it?" ”

The Taoist priest immediately reacted that these snakes were related to the gang of people in front of him, he quickly knelt on the ground, kowtowed to Shu Qian'er like pounding garlic: "Master spare your life, I admit that I admit it, I lied to people, I should die, please spare my life!" ”

Shu Qian'er rubbed the tip of his nose with satisfaction, and with a wave of his hand, those snakes disappeared immediately, and roared: "Get out of the hemp spot, let me see you cheat and break your dog's leg in the future!" ”

The Taoist priest hurriedly got up, stumbling and about to leave, Shu Qianer seemed to think of something, and roared again: "Leave the card!" ”

The Taoist priest respectfully took out the 500,000 card and handed it to Shu Qianer, and the fart disappeared.

This scene happened too suddenly, and it was too weird for the people present, Mi Qing looked down again, the hair on his hand had long since ceased to exist, but the scene of a hundred snakes flying just now still frightened him.

Shu Qian'er put the card in his pocket, and said to Mrs. Na Kuo disdainfully: "Old sister, you have been deceived, open the paper bag given to you by the Taoist priest, and see what is inside!" ”

Mrs. Kuo was still in a state of shock, where would she care if Shu Qian'er called him old sister, she took out the paper bag and opened it layer by layer, and instantly collapsed to the ground in fright, only to see that the inside of the paper bag was densely packed with black insects the size of sesame seeds!

Most of the bugs were dead, and a few stubbornly crawled on the corpses of their kind, and Mrs. Kuo shook her hands in fright, and the bugs fell to the ground.

"I'll come, I'll come."

Seeing this, the beautiful boss hurriedly came over with a broom to clean up, but Wu Zheng stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, this insect is still useful!" As he spoke, he crouched down, grabbed a few dead bugs, and motioned for the boss to clean up.

Shu Qianer hurriedly smiled at Mi Qing and said: "Don't be angry, all this is Lao Wu's idea, Miss Mi, you are as beautiful as a fairy, sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, captivating the country and the city, and waiting to ......be released with buds."

Mi Qing kicked Shu Qianer to the ground.

Shu Qian'er two lines of tears......

At this time, the beautiful boss also finished cleaning, walked over and said to Shu Qianer with excitement: "The master is really powerful, he drove away a big liar, otherwise this eldest sister's 500,000 yuan will be lost." ”

Shu Qian'er got up from the ground and was about to boast about it, when Wu Zheng glared at him: "It's almost enough, do you really think of yourself as a master?" ”

Shu Qian'er was stupid, but when he touched the 500,000 yuan in his pocket, there were smiling faces on the back of Le's cheeks.

Wu Zheng said: "The so-called Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, who makes some people stupid and have a lot of money!" ”

wiped his mouth, rolled his eyes, and said, "Boss, we have finished our meal and are ready to leave, this is the meal money." As he spoke, he was going to dig out his wallet.

Mrs. Kuo, who was sitting on the ground, suddenly jumped up and shouted, "I'll give it to me!" He took out his wallet and pulled out a few red tickets and stuffed them into the boss's hand.

Wu Zheng raised his eyebrows at Mi Qing, Mi Qing was speechless for a moment, and asked others to pay for it under the pretext of his reputation for entertaining......

Without waiting for everyone to react, I saw Mrs. Kuo pounce and kneel down for everyone.

"Masters, please save me, I don't want to die yet!"

Mrs. Kuo couldn't tell which of Wu Zheng or Shu Qian'er was the master, so she simply asked for them all.

Mrs. Kuo's crying makeup was lost, and while crying, she wiped her tears with her hands, and completely applied the makeup on her face, and her whole face was red and black, like a female ghost in the middle of the night......

Mi Qing was kind-hearted, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Mrs. Kuo up, and said, "Don't worry, we will save you, right?" ”

"It's okay to save people, but the price is negotiable......"

Shu Qian'er was not ashamed, was glared back by Wu Zheng, and said lightly: "I naturally want to save when I run into her, and her disease is not an incurable disease, and she will be cured in minutes!" ”

Mrs. Kuo's heart suddenly filled with hope, revealing a big smile, Wu Zheng exclaimed in his heart, Nima, this is the rumored smile killing? Your laugh almost scared me to death!

The beautiful boss greeted again: "Don't stand, sit down and talk, it's not too early, I won't do this business today, everyone gets together is fate, I invite everyone to drink tea!" ”

Without saying a word, he closed the doors and windows.

Everyone sat down, the beautiful boss brought tea, Wu Zheng picked up a cup, put some powdery object in it, handed it to Mrs. Kuo, nodded slightly, and said, "Oh, the elixir, drink it!" ”

Mrs. Kuo dared not comply, picked up the teacup and drank it all, suddenly her whole body was hot, and then she rolled up her sleeves and looked at her arms, and those dense red bumps disappeared little by little, but her stomach churned again, and she couldn't help but turn her head and vomit wildly at the trash can, spitting out one black liquid after another, which smelled bad!

Everyone covered their noses, but Mrs. Kuo was comfortable, and said happily: "What a living immortal, master, my life is given by you!" ”

Wu Zheng smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, you're not a serious illness, it's someone who has been planted with Gu!" ”

"Planted Gu?" Mrs. Kuo was taken aback.

"That's right." Wu Zheng said, "This should be the simplest worm Gu among you, if you don't die, it will only make you itchy at night and annoying!" ”

"Oh, living fairy, you're right, every day in the middle of the night, my arm itches like a ...... It's like ......" Mrs. Kuo struggled to find a more vivid statement.

Wu Zheng laughed: "It's like there are live insects crawling under your skin!" ”

"Yes, yes, that's right......" Speaking of this, Mrs. Kuo's face turned pale, "Could it be ......?"

Wu Zheng nodded evilly: "That's right, you feel right, it's just that there are bugs crawling under your skin!" These insects are nocturnal and do not eat flesh and blood, but they are extremely naughty, and like to hide and seek under people's skin in groups, you chase me, I chase you......"

This picture is really embarrassing, and everyone is suddenly covered with goosebumps.

Wu Zheng grinned again: "But it's okay, I've already given you an antidote, the bugs left by the stinky Taoist priest are indeed antidotes, I just crushed the worms, added some animal feces to induce the medicinal effect, put it in your tea, and gave it to you to drink......"

"Wow-" Mrs. Kuo turned around and vomited violently until she was out of breath.

Wu Zheng covered his nose and said: "You drink the antidote, the bugs under the skin will be attracted and crawl into your stomach, and then you will feel nauseous and vomit them." ”

"Wow-" Mrs. Kuo broke down again, almost falling straight into the trash.