Chapter 71: The Boy

Shu Qian'er glanced into the distance and whispered: "Old Wu, I think there is something wrong with your method, after all, this is the territory of the Five Poison Gods, and he is a demon, he will definitely be able to smell that a few of us have ill intentions towards him, in case he uses some means ......"

Wu Zheng said unhappily: "I heard that you are a big girl, do you think he is a dog?" Even if he finds out that we have bad intentions, what can we do? Will I be afraid of an evil thing? ”

Shu Qian'er sneered and said, "Old Wu, I know that you have powerful means, but if you look at it, there are hundreds of followers of the Five Poison Gods in front of us, and your yin and yang techniques can deal with evil spirits, but you can't deal with big living people." ”

Wu Zheng didn't bother to reason with him, glared at him and said, "Who said that my Yin-Yang Technique can't deal with big living people?" You fat man is greedy for life and afraid of death, it's not worth having deep friendship, since you are afraid, then hide in the car, fasten your seat belt, and when the danger comes, you can step on the accelerator and run away! ”

Shu Qian'er pondered carefully, this is not good, the matter of his hometown still needs Wu Zheng's help to solve, and immediately said: "Old Wu, look at you, I have been in the mountains for a long time, and I don't know what a joke is, I am not afraid of the five poisonous gods, with you, I am not afraid of anything!" ”

Wu Zheng also ate Shu Qian'er, he didn't believe that he would really be instigated to hide in the car as a turtle with a shrunken head, while talking, Mi Qing and Mrs. Yao also got out of the car, Wu Zheng wanted to let them wait in the car, but Mi Qing insisted on following.

Old Mrs. Yao was even more tenacious, saying that these five poisonous gods might have also harmed his first love, so she had to follow and take a look.

Wu Zheng was helpless, so he had to arrange: "You can follow, but you must follow behind me, don't talk nonsense, and act when you have the opportunity." ”

The four of them swaggered towards the Five Poisons Temple, and before they reached the door, they were stopped by an old woman wearing red and green, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes and shouting: "Where did the wild ghost come from, so unqualified, don't you know how to line up?" ”

The old woman was bloated and rustic, with a large gold chain hanging from her chest, shining, and a touch of green vegetable residue stuck in her teeth, and the whole match was very funny.

Wu Zheng grinned and stepped forward and said, "This beauty, several of us are here for the first time, and we don't understand the rules, forgive me." ”

Shu Qianer was stunned by Wu Zheng's beautiful voice, wow, made a gesture to vomit, and said, "Old Wu, your taste is so special, I can't stand it." ”

The old woman was very dissatisfied with Shu Qian'er, pointed at him and scolded: "The five poisonous gods said, I don't like you dead fat man, let you get away, otherwise you will be good-looking!" ”

Shu Qian'er's temper also came up, and he said with a forked waist: "Yohe, why didn't I hear the Five Poison Gods speak?" Do you have dog ears? ”

There was a burst of laughter from the crowd in the queue around them, although they were in awe of the Five Poison Gods, they obviously didn't take this old woman seriously.

The old woman's face was pale, and with a wave of her fingers, she coughed up a mouthful of thick phlegm and spit it in front of Shu Qianer, and shouted: "Listen to me, I am the wife of the village chief of Wugou Village, and the man in my family is the protector boy appointed by the Five Poison Gods, and the man in my family is in charge of the temple, and I am in charge of the temple!" ”

"The divine power of the Five Poison Gods will reach my ears through the void, so what I say represents the meaning of the Five Poison Gods, any of you laugh again, get out of here immediately, don't want to see the Five Poison Gods again!"

it, what a big breath!

But this trick was quite effective, and the crowd immediately became very serious, and no one dared to make a sound anymore.

Wu Zheng sneered in his heart, it turned out that this was the village chief's wife, these two people relied on acting as doglegs for the five poison gods, in exchange for the copper smell of their bodies, look at the big gold chain, and they were not afraid to break their necks.

Seeing that Shu Qianer and the others were still standing in place, the old woman roared again: "I can't understand people's words, do you?" Get to the end of the line! ”

Wu Zheng was not angry, and said with a smile: "Okay beauty, let's go and line up." ”

As he spoke, he pushed Shu Qian'er and walked back, and the old woman shouted from behind: "Wait a minute, what incense are you going to burn for the Five Poison Gods?" ”

This made Wu Zheng ask, is there a difference between this fragrance? Hurriedly turned around and asked, "Beauty, please instruct, it's our first time here, and we don't know much about these doorways." ”

The old woman gave him a blank look, but because the beautiful voice was still very useful, she softened Wu Zheng's tone a lot, pointed to the various incense offerings on a table behind her, and said:

"It depends on what you ask for the five poisonous gods, to burn the incense of the old moon for marriage, to burn the incense of the continuation of the seedlings for the children, to burn the incense for money, and to burn the incense for health...... Different types, different prices. ”

Wu Zheng's eyes rolled: "I ask for marriage, that young girl asks for money, that old grandmother asks for health, as for this fat man...... He begged for his children, hee-hee. ”

The old woman frowned and stared at Shu Qian'er for a long time, and snorted disdainfully: "Sure enough, he is a useless man, and he can't even make a child." ”

Shu Qianer's two eyes were about to burst into flames, if Wu Zheng hadn't stopped him, he would have been allowed to go up and fight with the old woman.

The old woman selected some incense offerings from the table and handed them to Wu Zheng, pinching her fingers and muttering.

Wu Zheng was stunned,, isn't it, this old woman knows spells? Pinching fingers?

In the next second, the old woman smacked her lips and said, "It's calculated, a total of six hundred!" ”

Wu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the old woman was not pinching her fingers, she was just counting the incense money, but then she glared: "Six hundred? ”

Mi Qing couldn't help but say, "Why is it so expensive?" ”

When the old woman heard this, she became angry: "It's too expensive to burn incense?" I don't think you should burn it, don't even think about fulfilling your wishes, you will be poor all your life if you ask for money, you will be riddled with health and diseases, you ......will beg for children, ahh

What a vicious mouth!

Wu Zheng couldn't help frowning, this old woman had been working for the Five Poison Gods for a long time, and she almost didn't know how many catties and taels she had, and she really regarded herself as a green onion.

It's not easy to have a seizure at the moment, Wu Zheng can only swallow his anger, take out six hundred yuan, and say with a smile: "Don't be angry, beauty, we are all inexperienced, once born and twice cooked, next time I will come to ensure that I will pay directly!" ”

As he spoke, Wu Zheng quietly took out a hundred more and stuffed it into the old woman's hand, which was naturally a tip.

The old woman pretended to cough twice, accepted the money, and said to Wu Zheng: "You still understand the rules, go to the queue, and it will be you soon." ”

After saying that, he didn't pay attention to it anymore, and turned to greet the others.

Wu Zheng led everyone to the end of the line slowly, there were too many people in front, but everyone would come out in about ten seconds at most after entering, so if you calculate it like this, you shouldn't be able to wait long.

The waiting time was boring, and Mi Qing couldn't help but ask, "Brother Zheng, is that woman really the boy of the Five Poison Gods?" ”

Wu Zheng nodded and shook his head, and said with a smile: "The boy is not a child, and those who are not children are all called by people, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is to be a subordinate of the Five Poison Gods and help the Five Poison Gods do something within their ability." ”

"So far, the village chief and his wife should be one of the few people in this Wugou village who believe in the five poison gods, and the other villagers should all hold a grudge against the five poison gods.