Really fake, so ruthless?

Wu Zheng and Shu Qian'er were both stunned, and the old woman had already stepped on the accelerator, and the roar suddenly sounded, seeing that she was about to drive over, Shu Qian'er was frightened Wu Zheng's back, and shouted: "Old Wu, use Yin-Yang Technique, quickly use Yin-Yang Technique to deal with the old woman!" ”

Wu Zheng was in a dilemma for a while, after all, it was really against heaven to use yin and yang techniques to deal with an old lady, but if he didn't make a move, he and Shu Qianer would definitely be crushed into meatloaf by the small truck.

When she was hesitating, the old lady let go of the accelerator, looked at Wu Zheng with a cunning face, and asked, "Yin and Yang Technique?" Do you still know yin-yang? ”

Shu Qian'er cautiously poked his head out of Wu Zheng's shoulder and shouted, "Nonsense, my buddy is Mr. Yin and Yang!" Old Wu, don't show mercy to your subordinates, quickly turn this old woman into a pig! ”

Wu Zheng glared at Shu Qian'er unhappily, and said in his heart that I am a righteous Eight Classics Yin and Yang Technique, how to say it from your mouth is similar to playing tricks.

When the old lady heard this, she changed her attitude, not only did she not get angry, but she rolled her eyes and beckoned, "Get in the car." ”

Wu Zheng and Shu Qianer couldn't help but look at each other, they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the old lady's gourd, Wu Zheng smiled awkwardly, and said: "Old man, five hundred per person is indeed a bit expensive, we can't afford to sit down, let's wait for the next one." ”

The old lady flew out with another mouthful of thick phlegm, almost spraying on Wu Zheng's shoes, and said coldly: "I'm unlucky to meet you, come up, take you for free." ”

Hehe, just don't want money, Wu Zheng smiled comfortably, walked over and pulled the car door, and jumped into the passenger seat, Shu Qianer stood outside pitifully, and the momentum of scolding the old lady just now dissipated.

The old lady didn't raise her eyelids, and said angrily: "I don't care about you, hurry up and get in the car, don't delay time." ”

Shu Qian'er was overjoyed at this time, and squeezed into the carriage under the pull of Wu Zheng, and did not forget to say to Wu Zheng: "Old Wu, look, today is definitely a good day, I met a female Bodhisattva when I went out, hehe." He deliberately grinned at the old lady.

Wu Zheng hated that iron could not become steel, and slapped him on the forehead, feeling that his face was lost by Shu Qianer, just now he was scolded by an old woman, but now he is a female bodhisattva when he changes his mouth, and he is really comparable to the second senior brother if he is not ashamed!

The old lady didn't pay any attention to it, holding the steering wheel with one hand, and skillfully lighting a cigarette with the other, swallowing the smoke in her mouth, and the carriage was filled with smoke.

Wu Zheng looked at the old lady blankly, and his impression of the old lady was just two words: pull the wind.

Seeing Wu Zheng staring at herself, the old lady squinted her eyes and said, "What, you want to smoke too?" ”

Wu Zheng waved his hand again and again, laughing harmlessly: "Old man, I don't smoke, smoking is harmful to the body, you should smoke less." ”

The old lady was happy when she heard this, grinned a few times, and said with a mouthful of yellow teeth: "I have smoked all my life, and you are the first one to care about me and persuade me to smoke less, yes, in order to express my gratitude, I will take you for a ride." ”

Saying that, the old lady stepped on the accelerator to the end, the car swooped up, the violent wind poured in from the window, and did not slow down when it came to the detour, the old lady hit the steering wheel, and the whole body was pressed inward, and the car was stunned to change direction in the slide, and rushed forward again.

Wu Zheng's eyes widened in surprise, Shu Qian'er was even more frightened, his face twitched, his legs trembled, and he shouted: "The female Bodhisattva spares her life, the female Bodhisattva spares her life." ”

In addition to being frightened, Wu Zheng had a trace of admiration for this old lady, the average old lady is definitely enjoying Qingfu at this age, going to bed early and getting up early, exercising, visiting small supermarkets, dancing square dances, but this old lady has more bohemian and uninhibited.

The old lady was tired before she slowed down, Shu Qian'er's stomach churned, lying on the car window and vomiting, Wu Zheng's face was a little pale by the wind, and he looked light and light.

The old lady frowned slightly, looking a little surprised: "Young man, your concentration is good." ”

Wu Zheng also smiled and said, "Old man, I know you are testing me, let's open the skylight and say something, it's too tiring to try around." ”

The old lady looked surprised again, this time with a little more admiration.

Seeing that the old lady didn't say anything, Wu Zheng knew that he had guessed correctly, so he smiled calmly and said, "Old man, if I'm not mistaken, you didn't really want to make money when you first proposed the sky-high fare of five hundred per person, but you wanted to use it as an excuse to refuse us to get on the bus." ”

The old lady put the steering wheel tightly, and said with a sly look in her eyes: "It's a little interesting, you continue." ”

Wu Zheng nodded, went to the back of the seat, and said leisurely: "The fierce and vicious you showed is actually a reason, the purpose is not to let us take your car, until you heard that I am Mr. Yin Yang, and you changed your mind." ”

"After we got in the car, you casually found a reason to drag crazy, the purpose is to find out my bottom, if I am scared, it proves that I am not Mr. Yin and Yang, you will just drive us out of the car, right?"

The old lady smiled heartily after hearing this, and sighed: "That's right, you are right, and I have now come to the conclusion that your fat brother is genuine and incompetent, and you, although you have a little determination, it is not enough to prove that you are Mr. Yin and Yang." ”

Wu Zheng was helpless, and his face became serious: "Old man, you don't want us to get in the car, it's just that you're worried that you'll infect us, I can tell you very responsibly that you're not sick, but infected...... Dead popularity! ”

"Squeak—"

The old lady braked suddenly, the tires rubbed against the ground with a screeching sound, and the whole body slid for more than ten meters before it stopped.

"Dead popularity?" The old lady was surprised, "What is dead popularity?" ”

In fact, as early as the first time he saw the truck, Wu Zheng felt that something was wrong, and faintly saw a trace of dead man's breath roaring forward with the truck.

When the old lady rolled down the window, Wu Zheng saw it clearly, the old lady's face was dark, the center of her eyebrows was slightly sunken, and her whole head was surrounded by a thin layer of pale white gas, which was a kind of dead popularity!

As the name suggests, dead popularity is the breath emitted by the dead, which ordinary people can't see, but it can't escape the eyes of Mr. Yin and Yang.

There are many types of dead qi, and under normal circumstances, dead qi is an almost transparent, slightly whitish pure natural gas, which is diluted by the air after emitting from the corpse, and even a small amount of infection will not have any problems on the living person.

But some people die abnormally, such as those who die horizontally, commit suicide, and are brutally killed, and these dead people are full of resentment, and it can be said that they are not blind to death.

The dead spirit emitted by this type of corpse is black, and ordinary people will be fine after being infected, but if it is infected by someone hated by the deceased, the mild one will get sick, and the one will die!