Chapter 44: The Dead Man in High Heels
Judging from the old lady's current situation, she is infected with the first ordinary dead person, but because the amount of infection is relatively large, there are some abnormal symptoms, like a strange disease.
Wu Zheng explained to the old lady and asked, "Old man, the amount of your dead popularity infection is not ordinary, you tell me what is going on." ”
Under normal circumstances, from the beginning of death to the end of burial, the whole process varies from five days to seven days, and at most it is about ten days.
According to the current situation of the old lady, she has been in close contact with a dead person for at least more than a month!
The old lady looked dazed and didn't know why, and after thinking for a long time, she said: "No, I have only attended one funeral in the past six months, and it was my ex-boyfriend who died, so I went to have a casual meal and went home in half a day." ”
Eh, Wu Zheng was embarrassed for a while, this old lady really kept up with the trend of the times, and she was in her sixties and even had an ex-boyfriend......
If what the old lady said was true, the situation was a little wrong, Wu Zheng pondered for a long time, and couldn't think of a reason for a while.
Seeing this, the old lady smiled bitterly a few times and said: "Young man, I can't hide it, I know my body, I was too indulgent when I was young, and it is normal to get sick now, but this time the illness is too strange, and I went to several hospitals in vain, so I wonder if it is provoking something unclean." ”
Wu Zheng nodded, and said in his heart that it was natural, and the hospital was looking at diseases within the normal range, and this dead popularity was beyond the normal range.
Wait, what does it mean to be too indulgent when you're young? Well, it seems that she is still an old lady with a story......
Wu Zheng was worried that the old lady was under pressure in her heart, so she changed her relaxed smile and said, "Don't worry, old man, it's not a big problem to be infected with dead popularity, go to your house in a while, and I'll help you solve it." ”
The old lady breathed a sigh of relief, tapped the throttle, and continued driving.
Shu Qian'er's face turned pale with vomit, and after hearing the chat between Wu Zheng and the old lady, he straightened up and said, "Female Bodhisattva, do you know that performing yin and yang techniques hurts the body?" You've got to tip somewhat, right? Don't need too much, give me two five hundred each! ”
Wu Zheng laughed secretly in his heart when he heard this, Shu Qian'er was avenging the previous one, and the old lady's fare was five hundred per person.
After all, the old lady was from the past, and she was not ambiguous, smiled sinisterly, and said, "No problem, I can afford five thousand, as long as you are blessed." ”
After that, the old trick was repeated, the accelerator and brake under the feet kept switching, the car suddenly ejected out, and suddenly stopped urgently, Shu Qianer's stomach had already been vomited, the acid water surged up one by one, and he almost burped when he was tossed, and begged for mercy: "I beg you, female Bodhisattva, you can do it, kick me out." ”
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The car quickly entered the city, and finally came to an independent courtyard, and the old lady beckoned: "Get out of the car, this is my home." ”
Wu Zheng helped the dying Shu Qian'er to get out of the car, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Old man, your family has a mine, and the single-family courtyard in the downtown area is worth more than a villa!" ”
The old lady walked into the courtyard with the two of them expressionlessly, and said a little sadly: "What can it be worth, I don't even have an heir, and I don't know who will be cheaper in the end." ”
"No, you don't have any offspring, old man?" Wu Zheng asked casually.
The old lady opened the door and went to the kitchen to pour tea, Wu Zheng casually threw Shu Qian'er on the sofa, the old lady took out two cups of tea and put them on the table, Wu Zheng picked up a cup and tasted it carefully, Shu Qian'er struggled to sit up, reached out to grab another cup, but was taken away by the old lady.
Shu Qian'er fell headlong and said indignantly: "Old Wu, you can save my brother's life if you leave me a mouthful." ”
Wu Zheng was embarrassed, so he could only hand the tea to Shu Qian'er.
The old lady moistened her throat, and then answered Wu Zheng's question: "I had a daughter in the early years, but unfortunately her life was as thin as paper and she did not live to the age of five. "Speaking of sadness, the old lady is sad.
Wu Zheng hurriedly thought of a way and said: "Old man, you can adopt one, or simply recognize a godson and a daughter, it's better than you having a cold pot and a cold stove alone, isn't it?" ”
The old lady's eyes lit up, and she looked at Wu Zhengzhi and nodded: "This is a good idea, young man, or ......"
As soon as he said this, he saw Shu Qian'er grinning and squeezing out a smile that was uglier than a ghost, and asked, "Female Bodhisattva, what do you think of me?" If it is appropriate, let's choose an auspicious day of the zodiac and kowtow to heaven and earth, I am your godson......"
The old lady frowned, a little dissatisfied, and said to Wu Zheng: "Young man, although you fat brother is ugly, he thinks very beautifully, is there any way for you to shut him up?" ”
Wu Zheng grabbed his head in embarrassment, but his face suddenly changed, his eyebrows tightened, and he turned his head to stare in the direction of the courtyard gate.
The old lady was puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Wu Zhengpu stood up, and at the same time made a silent movement, signaling the old lady and Shu Qianer not to speak, he stepped on small steps, cautiously walked out of the house, came to the courtyard door, gently buckled the doorknob, his face was extremely heavy, as if there was a thousand-year-old ghost outside the door!
Seeing Wu Zheng so cautious, the old lady knew that the situation was not right, so she didn't dare to make a sound, but she couldn't sit still, and looked nervously, but Shu Qianer got up with a hum and walked to Wu Zheng's side.
Immediately after, there was a sound of pedaling from outside.
It's noon at the moment, and this is a residential area again, so it's quite quiet outside the courtyard gate, and the sound of pedaling is a little abrupt, Shu Qianer listened carefully for a while and then cut it off, and said disdainfully: "What's the fuss, it's a woman's high heels!" ”
Wu Zheng glared at Shu Qian'er and whispered, "I'm not a fool, haven't I ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?" Of course I knew it was high heels! ”
Shu Qian'er was puzzled: "Old Wu, a pair of high heels makes you nervous like this?" ”
Wu Zheng's brows furrowed even more, he touched his chin, and said incredulously: "The one who wears high heels is a dead man!" ”
"it!" Shu Qian'er was stunned suddenly, and an inexplicable cold air came from all directions, making him goosebumps.
Dead people are not scary, what is scary is that dead people are wearing high heels, and what is even more terrible is that dead people are walking in high heels!
"Pedal Pedal Pedal T
The voice was getting closer and closer, and after a few seconds, it was already close to his ears, Wu Zheng was about to open the door for a while, this dead man who could walk, but the door was pushed open by the other party!
So awesome? Dare to confront Mr. Yin and Yang head-on? Wu Zheng couldn't help but sigh in his heart.