Chapter 136: Celebration
Hao Qiao and Deadpool follow the bar owner all the way to the pub in Pitc Town.
On the way, Hao Qiao called a few people he knew last time in Los Santos and asked them to send someone over to dispose of the body of the screamer.
This group of people was introduced to Hao Qiao by the mayor of Los Santos before, and they also disposed of the corpse of the demon Jason last time, so this time they came to deal with the corpse of the screamer, and Hao Qiao was more relieved.
Not long after a few people entered the bar, the group of residents who had returned to put their cars had also entered the bar. They also brought their families and friends, all of whom came to thank Hao Qiao and them.
In the face of such simple residents, Hao Qiao and Deadpool naturally greeted each other with a smile, even if everyone came to toast Hao Qiao and them, Hao Qiao and the two did not refrain from the slightest, and they all came without refusing.
And every time at this time, as soon as they saw Hao Qiao and they raised their heads and drained a glass of wine, the group of residents would burst into cheers and applause.
It wasn't until the back that almost the entire town was surrounded by the bar's owner's bar, which simply couldn't accommodate so many people. So everyone simply moved out the tables, drinks and food in their respective homes, and everyone just sat on the street outside, and there was a big carnival of hundreds of people in the whole town.
Hao Qiao and Deadpool, as heroes who single-handedly solved the crisis in the town, naturally attracted everyone's attention.
Fortunately, Hao Qiao's physical fitness has reached the level of Captain America, and Deadpool has a super self-healing ability and a strong resistance to alcohol, otherwise, he really can't cope with this group of enthusiastic residents.
Hao Qiao was sitting at the long table and chatting with the mayor of the town at this time, but Deadpool on the other side was already having fun. While drinking with others, he also sang there from time to time, singing to the top of his head, and would imitate Mike Jackson dancing directly on the dinner table.
And Deadpool's character is indeed very pleasing to young people and girls, and at this time they have all surrounded this guy who jumped out.
βHeyοΌ yeah~~~β
β I wanna shoopοΌ baby~~~β
"ε»~ε»~ε~ε»~ε»~ε»~ε~"
"You are holding a gun, your body is even, especially the back, brother, I want to thank your mother for giving you a butt lift."
"Can make me feel the big swing. Waves? β
"If only the eyes could kill you like a gun~~~"
"You're just a little shotgun all the time~~ Bang!"
Deadpool was still singing his own revised version of the theme song "Shoop" at the dinner table, but suddenly there was a slightly childish sound next to him. The tender voice suddenly made his singing and dancing stunned.
"Deadpool! Why do you wear a mask all the time, can you show us what you look like? β
Next to that dining table stood an eight. A nine-year-old girl, at this time, she was looking up at Deadpool on the table.
Deadpool heard this and squatted down directly. Lean, looking at the little girl who was looking straight at him in front of him, he raised a finger and said with a smile: "Hey, little girl." You have to know that if a person wants to hide his appearance, then there must be something he doesn't want other people to know. Knowing this, do you still want to see what I look like? β
Deadpool's conversation with the little girl obviously attracted the attention of many people, and they all watched it with interest.
After all, this guy in red clothes has always worn a hood, and when he drinks, he only rolls up a little and shows his mouth, which does look a little weird and makes people feel very curious.
As for Hao Qiao, he naturally knows what Deadpool is like.
According to his own words, it was a Shar Pei.
You know, Deadpool had cancer, and in order to survive, he participated in Project X and was implanted with regenerative abilities. The regeneration ability and cancer are in a state of dynamic equilibrium, and if the regeneration ability is removed, Deadpool will be killed by the cancer immediately. And his disfigurement, as well as the scars on his body. It is the result of the constant struggle of cancer cells due to their ability to regenerate and proliferate.
Therefore, no matter how strong Deadpool's regeneration ability is, he is just a big ugly guy now.
Over there, after hearing Deadpool's words, the little girl didn't hesitate at all, nodded directly, and said seriously, "I want to see it." β
Seeing this, Deadpool grinned, didn't do much nonsense, and directly ripped off the hood on his head, revealing the muscles of his face that looked a little uneven underneath.
Deadpool has no hair and is bald.
If you just look at the face shape and facial features, you can still see that Deadpool was definitely a super handsome guy before.
But at this time, his facial muscles were small pieces of bulging outward, completely destroying his perfect appearance.
As soon as she saw Deadpool's appearance, the little girl who had always wanted to see Deadpool's appearance was suddenly stunned, and she directly stood up and opened her mouth wide and couldn't speak.
To be honest, the current Deadpool looks like a patient with severe burns to the head, and the surrounding residents look at Deadpool's appearance, and they all show sympathetic expressions, not knowing what bloody plot they have in their brains.
Perhaps in their eyes, Deadpool is a good person who is disabled and strong, and even if he is disfigured, he still maintains an optimistic spirit.
"Look at my face, do you know Spider-Man? That kid spider-bites and becomes Spider-Man. And I looked like I had been bitten by a Shar Pei dog all the time. β
Deadpool said, still staring at the little girl and saying, "When your life turns into a pile of, it's usually because you're stupid. Forced to decide. The stupidest I've ever done. The decision to force is to go to that job. Fucking X Weapon Project! But luckily, a person's appearance doesn't tell the whole story, if you're ugly, go and pick a cute mask to cover your face, like me. β
After saying that, Deadpool put his hood back on his head, and seemed to be in the slightest mood, and poured a bowl of poisonous chicken soup on everyone without a trace.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Aisha, she didn't mean to poke you in the sore spot. β
At this time, the little girl's mother hurriedly ran over and hurriedly apologized to Deadpool on the table. She was afraid that her girl would make Deadpool angry because of her childlike words, after all, if she thought about it from another perspective, if she was the same as Deadpool, she would definitely not feel very comfortable.
On the other side, a large . The blonde girl also strode over, holding Deadpool directly on her chest, her face full of regret, and gently patted Deadpool's head, as if she was really comforting Deadpool.
Hao Qiao can be very keenly aware that Deadpool is being killed by that big . When the wave girl hugged her, her eyes narrowed, and she obviously enjoyed it very much.
But he also knew that now was the time to pretend to be pathetic.
He was not sad in the first place, but he suddenly cried out loud, and then hugged the big man without a trace. Bo girl, she kept rubbing her head on each other, but her face under the hood was smiling.
This wave of operations made Hao Qiao's mouth grin.
What else can be said?
Is it really Deadpool?