Chapter 135: Don't You Wear Tights?
"Oh! Damn it! I'm still used to beating bad guys a little bit. Fighting monsters should be done by the Avengers, in other words, the guy who flies around in a tin suit is the big one. Boss, right? The boss of the Avengers seems to have something to do with him, even Team America 3. ”
While moving his body, Deadpool was complaining about words that everyone except Hao Qiao couldn't understand.
"Hey, boss, do you think you should change into a pair of tights and put them on? Almost all superheroes are particularly fond of wearing tights, don't you want to try it? You see this pants of mine, it's too loose and can't make my upturn. The buttocks protrude, which greatly affects the aesthetics. Damn, I'm going to have to make some more clothes this time around. ”
Put away the double knives and walked to Hao Qiao's side, Deadpool's mouth was still chattering.
"I'm not a superhero, I'm just the head of a firm, so I don't need a costume to show my personality."
Hao Qiao has gradually become accustomed to Deadpool's broken mouth, and he is familiar with answers.
Hearing Hao Qiao's words, Deadpool walked over and bumped Hao Qiao on the shoulder, blinked and said, "Hey! That's really great! I'm super, but I'm not a hero either. I'm just a villain who takes money to teach worse bad people a lesson! Maybe we'll be able to get along well together. ”
"Perhaps, I think so."
Hao Qiao also smiled, raised his palm towards Deadpool, and joked: "Let's have a happy stamp, so that your salary will be waived!" ”
"Oh! Boss! You're going to lose me if you cut the door like that. And lo and behold! They're back, and we can get back to work! ”
Deadpool grinned and waved his hand, then raised his hand and pointed to the array of lights lit up in front of him.
It was the first team that drew back the screamers.
"Then let's get ready for battle, with these monsters we can just run in with each other." Seeing this, Hao Qiao also smoked. He took out the arrows in his quiver and spoke.
The next battle was almost the same as before, Hao Qiao and Deadpool cooperated with each other to kill the monsters that were lured back by the convoy, and the more they got to the back, the easier it became.
When Deadpool is in the Marvel world, most of them still deal with humanoid enemies more, but monsters similar to dinosaurs like Screamer are relatively rare. But with his excellent hand-to-hand combat skills and superb knife skills, coupled with Hao Qiao's arrow assistance in the rear, it was also very easy to kill the screamer.
As the last wave of screamers was attracted back by the convoy, Hao Qiao and Deadpool had already worked very well together.
Basically, Deadpool only needs to focus on dealing with the monster in front of him, and all screamers who want to sneak up on Deadpool will kill Hao Qiao's arrow with one hit.
And Hao Qiao himself clearly felt that as he showed his strength, Deadpool's attitude towards him also changed slightly.
After all, it is from the Marvel world, and Deadpool will pay more attention to it when facing the strong, even if he is not very in tune.
"Poof!"
Twin knives pumped from the screamer's abdomen. out, the corpse of the screamer who was directly erected in mid-air by Deadpool smashed to the ground, raising a cloud of dust.
"Brush"
Deadpool wielded a knife in a very dashing manner, shook off the blood from it, and put it in the scabbard behind his back.
"Boss! The last one was also solved! Are we done now? ”
Standing in the midst of a large group of screamers' corpses, Deadpool turned his head from side to side, then smiled at Hao Qiao.
When Hao Qiao heard this, he heard the prompt sound of the little black ball in his mind confirming the completion of the entrusted task, so he also nodded with a smile and said, "That's right, it's done." Now we can take the other half of the commission fee and leave. ”
The group of small town residents who watched the whole process of the battle between Hao Qiao and Deadpool were already shocked and couldn't keep their mouths together, and when they heard Hao Qiao say that they were going to leave after taking the rest of the commission money, they suddenly surrounded them one by one in a hurry.
One of the men, who looked a little older, looked at Hao Qiao and said, "Both, although it is your job to come and deal with these monsters, no matter what, you have indeed done us a great favor." If it weren't for you, our town would have lost a lot. ”
"We don't know how much Mike has paid you, but I hope you two stay for the night so we can entertain you. Maybe you can go to my bar and have a few drinks. We all need to express our gratitude to you for our small town of Peteco. ”
"Is that so?"
Hao Qiao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then turned his head and saw Deadpool next to him with a slightly expectant and excited look, so he nodded and said, "Okay, it just so happens that I still need to find someone to come over and deal with the bodies of these screamers." It's okay to stay here for a night. ”
Moreover, Hao Qiao also discovered that although Deadpool seems to be getting along well with him now, the 1,000 points that Xiao Heiqiu said before have never arrived.
In other words, the current Deadpool does not fully recognize himself.
Just take the opportunity of tonight, maybe I can also have a good relationship with Deadpool first.
"What are you going to do with these corpses?"
Deadpool on the side asked Hao Qiao with some curiosity.
When Hao Qiao heard this, he also turned his head, looked at Deadpool, and said, "That's right, I'm going to open a strange museum in Huaguo, and then I will put all the commissioned events I have taken over as exhibits in it." And these screamers can be regarded as one of the exhibition reviews. When the time comes, the corpses will be collected and displayed in museums as specimens. ”
"Strange Museum, sounds like a lot of fun."
Deadpool raised his hand and touched his chin, looking very interested in Hao Qiao's words.
"Two, the townspeople have come out of the safe spot, let's go and celebrate together!"
By this time, the townspeople had already driven their cars back to their homes, and the only ones left here were Mike, Tom, and the bar owner.
After listening to the words of the bar owner, Hao Qiao and Deadpool did not continue the topic of the museum, but followed the opposite side to the bar opened by his family.
Deadpool strode to the front, excitedly asking the bar owner what kind of liquor was in the other party's bar.
And Hao Qiao was a few steps behind them, looked at the camera of the little black ball next to him, and said with a smile: "Then our entrusted tasks have been completed, and this live broadcast will be here first." The next time I broadcast live, I will send a notification on Yanhuang TV.,Everyone pay attention to check it.。 ”
"Ahh Isn't it, Master Qiao, this live broadcast is so fast! ”
"How many days do we have to wait? Since watching Qiaoye's live broadcast, watching other live broadcasts is not interesting. ”
"That's right, Master Qiao, why don't you broadcast for a while, let's see you celebrate."
"I'll be broadcasting for a while, Qiaoye!"
When Hao Qiao heard this, he shook his head very firmly.
He still has some things behind him, but he can't always be distracted to take care of the audience in the live broadcast room.
After saying sorry, Hao Qiao turned off the live broadcast in a wail.
Looking at the number of followers displayed on the projection screen and the number of rewards in this live broadcast, Hao Qiao smiled slightly.
"More and more."