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A cat, with cat steps, quietly walked past a sleeping dog.

While walking quietly, it slowly turned its head, looking at the dog in a heroic sleeping position, shyly and secretly smiling.

The cat's mother told it: "Girl, your little thought, your mother and I completely see it, you died of that heart as soon as possible!" It nodded silently, shaking its head inwardly.

Oh, yes! Dogs and cats are born to be, you see I want to bite you, I think you want to spare your enemies, it is reasonable to kill each other, and falling in love with each other is simply a fantasy!

However, the cat does not believe in fate.

One day, the cat groomed its shiny fur all over its body, and bleached it beautifully. Shaking and pacing to the side of the dog he had liked for a long time, before his head was fully raised, he heard the sound of the dog angrily barking his teeth, sluggling his saliva, and sticking out his long tongue.

Cats pluck up the courage to look up at the dog, and they will mistakenly think that this is a unique way for dogs to show affection. Because she had seen the dog look back at her more than once, and, for a long, long time, at that time, her heart was tense endlessly!

The cat was about to make a loving confession, but it was rushed over with its mouth open and its canine teeth exposed. The cat suddenly put away the spontaneous happiness, twisted its flexible body, dodged the dog's attack, and looked at the dog in astonishment and panic.

"Small! Get out! Don't be in my sight anymore! ”

It was the first time the cat heard the voice of a dog, loud and mighty, although the words were full of disgust and disgust, but the cat was very happy!

Since then, the dog has really not seen the cat hiding somewhere to peek at itself, and for this, it is a little unaccustomed.

The cat family fell into a crisis, and the street rat that the man shouted to beat was unscrupulous, swaggering past the cats, and lightly threw down a sentence: "A group of stinky cats!" We don't have to worry about being caught and eaten by you anymore, many of our companions have already fallen in love with bats, and in the future, our offspring will live in the air, hahaha......"

When the patriarch saw an owl on the tree, he pointed to the owl and said, "Have you seen it?" It's pregnant with the owl's baby! ”

It's a coincidence that the patriarch is referring to it!

So the cat people made a big deal about their marriage to the owl, and the rats were frightened, and slipped back into the sewers, the stinking gutters, and the garbage cans...... Of course, the news also reached the dog's ears.

The cat patriarch found it and asked it to go on a blind date with the owl for the happiness of the cat clan and turn the lie into reality. It shook its head resolutely, saying that it already had someone to love! The patriarch asked it, "Who is it?" ”

"That dog from Uncle Zhang's house!"

"No! How can you be with a dog and spread it out without making others laugh off their big teeth? ”

"What is an owl?"

"We have something in common! Needless to say, since we don't want to take the initiative to find the owl, we will invite people over and decide your marriage as soon as possible! ”

Soon, the cat patriarch began to decorate the wedding scene, inviting the left and right neighbors, and almost all the cats knew about it, but except for the bride herself, she was still kept in the dark.

The wedding begins, the owl stands on the oath platform in a gown, and the cat bride is forcibly brought into the arena by the cat.

Before the wedding march began, I saw a big black-haired dog walk in, "Let it go!" ”

The cats retreated one after another, panicked as the dog approached the cat bride, picked it up, and left in a hurry.

The cats and owls present could not resist a burly and fierce dog, so they could only let the bride run away!

Cat: "Why are you here?" ”

Dog: "Boring, have fun!" ”

Cat: "Are you jealous?" ”

Dog: "I don't eat unpalatable things!" ”

Cat: "I didn't want to marry an owl!" ”

Dog: "What's the matter with me?" ”

Cat: "Thank you for kidnapping me out!" ”

Dog: "......"

The dog doesn't know when it started to like to bark at the owl in the tree in the middle of the night, and the cat doesn't know when it started to like to pass in front of the dog openly.