After the two entered the room.

"Take off your clothes." Lu Kangdao.

Yan'er's face was flushed, and she looked at Lu Kang with a twist: "Master, do you really want to do it?" ”

Although Lao Dao's voice was small, the two of them listened to it word for word.

Hey, the old man made such a request to others in broad daylight!

Is it because of the woman with the surname Su?

Should people be reserved and pretend to be the first time, or push down the master like a wolf......

So excited, so entangled......

"What do you think?"

Lu Kang directly patted her head and shouted, "Take out the corpse pill." ”

Hearing this, Yan'er was stunned, and some didn't react: "Corpse...... Corpse pill? ”

"Yes. It's the one I gave you before, take it down and swallow it. ”

"After a long time, the corpse gas on it will be astigmatized."

“……”

Yan'er's whole person was frozen in an instant, her mouth opened wide, and her pretty face was blue and white.

Lu directly ignored her gaze, sat on the bed by himself, took out his corpse pill and swallowed it, closed his eyes and slowly felt the feeling of the corpse pill entering the body and dissolving, and then flowing to the limbs.

Yan'er stomped her foot in shame, and then sat on the bed and swallowed the corpse pill.

It's so angry!

Master, this big pig's trotters!

After the corpse pill completely dissolved in her body, Yan'er couldn't help but snort, and the skin of her whole body was covered with a touch of white frost, and even her hair and eyebrows turned white, as if they were frozen.

On the contrary, Lu Kang's face was flushed. The body emitted heat, as if it was about to be cooked.

This is the effect of the corpse pill, one yin and one yang, representing two completely different corpse qi.

Yan'er was shivering from the cold, and Lu Kang was so hot that he was sweating.

"Silly boy, this is a corpse pill that contains all the corpse qi of the golden armor corpse, and it is not something you can digest."

"If you don't want to explode and die. Grab that little maid of yours. ”

"Absorb the yin qi in her body with one hand, and send the yin qi in your body to her with one hand!"

Hearing Ji Tianyao's reminder, Lu Kang hurriedly held Yan'er's two hands, and the yin qi in the two of them exchanged and circulated with each other, and after coming and going, the two of them were not so uncomfortable.

……

Outside the door, Lao Dao put his ear to the door and tiptoed to eavesdrop, but after a while, he found that there was no sound inside, Lao Dao couldn't help but be a little disappointed, and couldn't help muttering: "Why didn't you move?" ”

For a while, the old man laughed unkindly, and automatically made up a lot of pictures in his brain.

What three seconds of real man, what unfathomable, what whip is beyond reach......

Maybe it was too hard, but Lao Dao accidentally pushed the door open directly, and the whole person also pounced on it due to inertia.

Raising his eyes, Lao Dao was stunned at first, and then his mouth opened wide.

I saw my boss and Yan'er sitting on the bed, holding each other's hands and looking at me coldly.

The boss is bare-chested, and his originally pale skin has become a little shiny, like a bronze color, dazzlingly bright, and the boss's eyes are red, and his hair grows directly to the back.

It looks very rough, with a lot of masculinity.

That's not the point, the point is that the boss's zombie teeth seem to have grown longer, and even look at himself with some bloodlust.

Lao Dao was excited, didn't dare to look at Yan'er anymore, and hurriedly smiled: "What, boss, I accidentally went to the wrong room, you continue, don't blame it." ”

After saying that. The old way turned his head and ran, eager to have two more legs.

At the same time, the door closed automatically at that moment.

Lu Kang looked at Yan'er who was wearing a cloak on the side, the red glow and zombie teeth in his pupils gradually faded, and after looking down at the mutation of his body, he couldn't help muttering: "I feel like I'm getting stronger!" ”

"Nonsense, if you suck half of the yin qi of the golden armor corpse, even a pig can become stronger."

For someone's blow, Lu Kang had already developed immunity, and asked puzzledly: "If you talk about fighting alone." I shouldn't be worse than the average yin now, right? ”

"That's natural, you have evolved from a hairy zombie to an iron-armored corpse, whether it is strength, speed, or physical strength, it has been greatly improved, it can be said that now the general Yin Difference is not your opponent."

Hearing this, Lu Kang nodded with satisfaction, looked at his bronzed skin, and touched it with his hand again. I found that it was really much harder: "I just don't know if I can stop the bullet." ”

He has always been afraid of guns, after all, he was a human before, and no matter how high the so-called kung fu is, he will be knocked down with one shot.

This is also the reason why he deliberately keeps a low profile.

"It depends on what kind of gun it is, a normal pistol doesn't hurt you much, but if it's a machine gun, a troll, or a sniper rifle or something, it can shoot you in the head."

"Also, don't think that you can be proud if an ordinary pistol is useless to you, I believe you have also guessed that your world is not as simple as it seems, not only is there a difference, but you are also a person who cultivates Taoism."

"Even this seat has to admit that although these bull nose skills of cultivating Dao art are ordinary, they can draw a good talisman, if they sprinkle black dog blood on the bullet, or draw a charm, one shot can kill you!"

"There are also some Western methods that can also suppress you in minutes. For example, a cross, or a silver bullet made of silver powder, if you are hit, it will turn into a pool of blood in an instant. ”

Listening and listening, the trace of pride that just gave birth to Lu Kang's heart was instantly extinguished. He smiled bitterly: "I won't provoke them, it should be fine, right?" ”

"If you don't provoke them, it doesn't mean that they will let you go, the best way is to cultivate as soon as possible to become stronger, and then kill all these people. That way you're no threat. ”

"This world is terrible, I'd better continue to be a salted fish in a low-key manner."

Lu Kang shook his head without thinking about it, the stronger he became, the more afraid he was of death.

Ji Tianyao sneered: "You think it's useful if you hide it?" ”

"Even if they don't look for you, the Tribulation will find you."

"Apocalypse?" Lu Kang was stunned.

"Scaring you?"

"To tell you the truth, you are now an iron-armored corpse, and the corpse qi on your body is so thick that it can be perceived by the Heavenly Tribulation, and you can be struck by lightning whenever you go out."

", big sister, don't scare me!"

Lu Kang was taken aback by her: "According to what you say." Am I not certain to die? ”

Nima, who can be struck by lightning when she goes out, dares to love now that she is full of hatred points.

"Not really!"

"You will have a small tribulation when you enter the stage of the bronze armored corpse, as long as you get through, the anger value contained in the tribulation will naturally be consumed, and it will be quiet for a while, and when you become stronger again, its anger value will rise again."

Lu Kang was stunned for a while when he heard this: "It's equivalent to saying that I want it to split me every once in a while, and when it's finished venting, then let me go for a while?" I don't even have a chance to dodge? ”

"No, as long as you're still in this world, where are you going?"

"Of course, you won't be too pessimistic, the catastrophe is terrible, but when you survive the catastrophe, you will be greatly improved, which is also a kind of thing that heaven and earth give back to you."

Hearing this, Lu Kang added with a dark face: "To be precise, it is equivalent to me being a young lady, after being ravaged by the guests." Will he leave a little prostitution to comfort me? ”

“……”

Ji Tianyao was silent for a few seconds, and then said, "There is another way to delay the time when the Heavenly Tribulation comes, and that is to accumulate merits. ”

"What's the solution? Eldest sister, don't sell it. Lu Kang hurriedly asked.

Being struck by lightning is not a trivial matter, ordinary people are electrocuted by the safety current at home. Not to mention such a terrifying thunderbolt.

Ji Tianyao said: "That is to do good deeds." ”

"Can doing good deeds delay the catastrophe? For example, helping the grandmother cross the street? Lu Kang was slightly stunned.

“…… Yes, but if you want to delay the catastrophe by helping the grandmother cross the street, you need to help at least a thousand grandmothers cross the street a day. ”

Lu Kang: "......"

Help a thousand grandmothers cross the street a day......

Where did so many grandmothers come from? Even if he had, he wouldn't have to do anything else all day long, not even sleep. From morning to night, I was guarding the side of the road, and when I saw the old man and grandmother, I greeted him and said: "Uncle, aunt, come and help you cross the road, don't refuse, my little life is in your hands......"

Or set up a company to help grandmothers cross the road, the company's purpose is: "recycle grandmothers who cross the road ......"

After a while, Lu Kang finally dispersed the breath that was blocking his throat, and said weakly: "Is there any other way?" ”

Ji Tianyao couldn't help laughing, as if she liked to see someone Lu's embarrassment.

"Yes. It is said that if you do good deeds, the donation is also counted, and it must be an anonymous donation, for example, if you donate 10 million at a time, this 10 million will go to the mountainous area. At the very least, it can help 10,000 people, and donating once can delay it for half a year. ”

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