Chapter 117: Beginning to Die

Lu Kang screamed out loud, and the whole person was not good: "Ten million for half a year? ”

10 million can only be delayed for half a year, that is to say, 20 million a year.

Ji Tianyao laughed teasingly, with a strong sense of banter in her laughter: "To be precise, counting the little maid next to you, it should cost 20 million in half a year and 40 million a year." ”

"Poof!"

Lu Kang fell directly on the bed, wanting to cry without tears. Suddenly, I felt the urge to commit suicide.

40 million in one year, 400 million in 10 years......

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

Yan'er on the side saw that someone's face was pale, and hurriedly crawled over, pushing and shaking, and her pretty face was nervous: "Master, you won't have a mistake in practice, right?" Don't be scared. ”

Lu Kang still didn't react, his eyes stared at the ceiling in a daze, his mind was full of money.

Yan'er gritted her teeth, stretched out her hand and pinched his person: "Master, don't die, people secretly hid a little private money." Who will I give you flowers when you die, you are going to kill me, I will be the first to kill the Zhuang slut, let him be buried with you, and then kill himself......"

"Ahem......"

Hearing this, Lu Kang couldn't help but feel a sweetness in his throat, and he almost died of anger.

Private money!

The focus is on private money!

Seeing that Yan'er seems to want to do artificial respiration with herself.

Lu Kang coughed twice and hurriedly pushed her away: "Okay, I can't die for the time being."

"Master, it's okay if you're fine, I was really scared to death just now." Yan'er breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Kang glared at her coldly: "Say, when did you hide your private money behind my back?" ”

"People ......"

Yan'er's face turned red, she lowered her head embarrassedly, and whispered: "Oh, it's actually not private money, it's just ...... It's just that when people die, there are a little funerary goods, all of which are gold, silver, jade and antiques......"

"Antiques?"

As soon as he heard this, Lu Kang jumped up directly, his eyes turned green: "You...... And the funerary goods? ”

"Yes, but not much, just about fifty!" Yan'er was a little uncomfortable by his gaze, and couldn't help but secretly regret it, obviously, the old man seemed to be thinking about her funeral goods.

Lu Kang was stunned for a moment, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day.

Fifty or so, not much?!!

I'm afraid you don't know that an antique can fetch tens of millions of dollars.

So dozens of pieces......

Lu Kang didn't dare to think about it anymore, he pulled Yan'er, and his voice trembled a little: "Go, where are your funeral belongings hidden, take me there, quickly!" ”

With these funerary goods. Buy some casually, and she and Yan'er will be able to avoid the catastrophe for at least a few years.

What a twist and turn!

"Master, people don't know where to hide!" Yan'er's hesitant way.

The smile on Lu Kang's face suddenly froze: "Are you kidding me?" ”

Yan'er said embarrassedly: "People really don't know where it is, I was already dead when Madam buried me, and it was hundreds of years later when I woke up, and the place where I woke up is not where Madame buried me." ”

"What do you mean?" Lu Kang didn't react for a while.

"You're stupid, she means she's been moved after she's dead. I don't remember the original tomb for a long time, not to mention that after hundreds of years, the vicissitudes of the sea are not allowed to ensure that the burial goods you are worried about are hundreds of meters below the ground, or because of the movement of the earth's crust, they have floated up and been dug by tomb thieves. ”

At a critical moment, Ji Tianyao couldn't help but mock.

Lu Kang was stunned: "Then you still say it's your private money?" ”

"Oh, people can't remember it for a while, but sooner or later they will be able to remember it. And I'm sure that people's tombs are in Lin City, as long as you look for them carefully, people will be able to sense it sooner or later. ”

Lu Someone rolled his eyes, you didn't say this, the ghost knows that you can only remember it in the Year of the Monkey, and besides, Lin Cheng is so big, when you find it, maybe I will be split into ashes by the Heavenly Tribulation.

For a while, Boss Lu wanted to cry, and the ups and downs made him feel that he had no love.

"Master, don't be angry, although other people's funeral goods can't be found for the time being, but people will also make money to support you, and they have an income of more than 100,000 yuan now." Yan'er couldn't bear to say.

Lu Kang smiled.

More than 100,000 a month, 2 million a year, what is enough.

In the end, Lu had no choice but to accept this reality. It's better to rely on others than on yourself.

Yan'er moved her neck and muttered, "Master, people feel like they've become a lot stronger, if you really want money." When I turned around, I called the third master to rob the bank or the gold shop. ”

"That's ...... way."

As soon as Lu Kang wanted to say yes, Ji Tianyao's voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "You go and rob it, every bank has Pixiu, one of the top ten fierce beasts, to suppress it." As long as you dare to go, you will be swallowed in a minute. ”

"Pixiu?" Lu Kang was stunned.

"Yes, Pixiu is one of the top ten fierce beasts of ancient times, and the ninth son of the dragon, with a mouth and no anus, extremely fierce, and very picky, if the strength of this seat is still there. I don't take it seriously, but if you dare to rob him, it's purely to find death. ”

Lu Kang touched his chin and thought, "Yo, what do you mean, what can you win?" ”

"This seat has been beaten before, that guy was broken by this seat a corner, and then he hated this seat for a thousand years, therefore, this seat suggests you, don't talk about robbing the bank, you have to take a detour when passing by the bank in the future, if it detects that you have the breath of this seat, don't blame this seat for not saving you when the time comes!"

Hearing this, Lu Kang was embarrassed for a while, how fierce this guy was in his body, and even the horns of others were interrupted.

That's it. The careful thoughts in his mind were suddenly extinguished.

Yan'er on the side didn't know what he was thinking, she still said to herself, and the more she crossed her fingers, the more excited she became: "People have already thought about it, and the third master will take care of it when the time comes." I went to grab it, and I grabbed it and put it for the master. ”

"Ahem, stop, stop!"

Lu Kang hurriedly stopped her and glared at her with a straight face: "What do you say you are thinking about?" Robbing a bank? Why don't you go to heaven? Don't you know that people should know the law and abide by the law? The money in the bank is the hard-earned money of the general public. Are you going to rob it, and you won't let the family live? ”

Yan'er stopped talking suddenly, her little face was a little aggrieved, and she couldn't help muttering, "Who almost agreed just now?" And people are not people, they are zombies, what kind of law do they ...... observe?"

Lu Kang felt that his face was a little unbearable, and he no longer dwelled on this topic with her, got up and walked out after getting dressed.

Go on. I might not be invited to tea.

Lao Dao sat on the sofa, holding a cigarette in one hand and rubbing his stinky feet in the other, but his eyes were staring at the TV. The above report is a news story about an earthquake in a place in China, killing and injuring more than 300 people, and the picture is showing a lot of desolate scenes after the earthquake and people's cries.

"Evil, miserable, pitiful......" Lao Dao held tears as he watched.

Lu Kang couldn't help but glance at the picture on the TV more, and then walked downstairs.

It's a sunny day outside, and although there is no sun, it is a clear sky.

Lu does not believe in evil, to be precise, he doubts Ji Tianyao's words.

So he decided to put his life at risk to see if he was really struck by lightning.

Thinking of this, Lu Kang glanced at the sky outside and muttered, "There shouldn't be thunder in this blue sky and white day, right?" ”

"Hehe......" Ji Tianyao smiled, very happy to see someone die.

Lu Kang directly ignored her taunts, took out his mobile phone, and looked at the weather forecast on it again, after confirming that it had been sunny in recent days, and there would be no thunder or rain.

He just stuck one foot out of the threshold, then looked up at the sky nervously.

It's okay?

Lu let go of the tension in his heart, stepped out of the collar leg again, and then looked at the sky again.

Or is it okay?

Lu couldn't help laughing, this laughter was undisguised as a mockery of Ji Tianyao.

I'll just say, nine out of ten sentences this woman can't be trusted.

Want to lie to me? Hehe.

In a frenzy, Lu walked directly to the middle of the street, and wanted to dance a striptease on the street to express his ridicule.

At that moment, Lu only felt that it was dark in front of him, and hurriedly looked up.

He found that there were a lot of dark clouds above his head, and the black oppression completely covered him in darkness.

"Boom!"

With a thunderclap, an arc of electricity flashed through the clouds.

Lu immediately burst into a foul mouth: "! ”

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