Chapter 069: Sexy and Old-fashioned
Rao was mentally prepared, but Lu Kang was still shocked.
Swallowing his saliva, he looked at Bai Xuan and said word by word: "You mean, you plan to destroy them all?" ”
That's twenty yin, not twenty big fat pigs waiting to be slaughtered.
Among them, there is even a ghost hunt that is even more powerful than Yincha.
Bai Xuan smiled indifferently, his clothes were blown by the wind: "What." You don't believe it? ”
His gaze was sharp.
To be precise, it is deep, like a whirlpool, and it attracts people's minds all the time.
"Why choose me?" Lu Kang looked at him and asked.
Bai Xuan laughed, and said with burning eyes: "Because, you and I are both zombies, and we are both existences that are not tolerated by this heaven and earth, since this world does not allow me to wait, then it is broken, since someone can tolerate us." Hehe, kill it! ”
"Destroy this world, cleanse those who disobey us, and reconstruct a zombie kingdom."
Hearing this, Xue Lin and Liu Mei were excited, like extremely pious prisoners.
"I just want to say, you're crazy about it!"
Lu Kang smiled: "I'm afraid I can't promise you." ”
Bai Xuan lowered his head slightly and looked at him: "Give me a reason!" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm not as ambitious as you, and I'm not proud to be a zombie, if I had a choice, I'd rather be a normal person." Lu Kang said with a smile.
Bai Xuan was puzzled: "Isn't it good to be a zombie?" It can make you have the power that ordinary people don't have, and it can make you immortal! ”
"Your so-called strength and immortality are based on the premise of drinking human blood, which is tantamount to fighting a bloodthirsty demon." Lu Kang shook his head.
Bai Xuan looked at him silently, as if he was a little surprised, confused, and displeased.
Xue Lin and Liu Mei on the side secretly scolded Lu Kang for being a fool.
The world itself is the law of the jungle, classes are solidified, and the gap between the rich and the poor is too great.
To put it bluntly, it can be said that it is difficult for a person from an ordinary family to change his fate, and most of them will be busy running for a salary of three or four thousand a month, and those who are rich. Not to mention spending a lot of money, as long as you move your fingers, you can earn money that is difficult for ordinary people to earn in a lifetime.
Now that he has the power to change all this, he is not willing to accept it.
Bai Xuan was looking at Lu Kang, and Lu Kang was also looking at him, and neither of them spoke.
Xue Lin and Liu Mei secretly expected the two to fight, and it was best for their own boss to destroy Lu Kang on the spot.
The old Taoist priest hanging on the tree looked at all this below. I couldn't help but worry about my next fate.
However, it did not happen as they imagined.
"It seems that Brother Lu and I are not in the same way."
Bai Xuan retracted his gaze and said with some regret: "Well, since Brother Lu is not here, then Bai will not say more, but I have a word for you." ”
"Please." Lu Kang is colored.
"Our origins are destined from the beginning, and it is useless to blindly choose forbearance and escape."
"Especially when you get the one below. It also means that your future road will be more difficult than mine. ”
"If one day you are alone, you must come to me, Bai will definitely sweep the couch to greet you!"
As he spoke, he saw a pair of huge golden bone wings suddenly grow behind Bai Xuan, and with the fanning of the bone wings, his whole person jumped into the sky and disappeared into the dim night sky.
"Let's go!"
Xue Lin glanced at Lu Kang coldly, beckoned Liu Mei to get into the car and walked away.
For a while, only Lu Kang was left at the scene.
With a feeling of weakness, he couldn't help but fall to the ground, and the strength in his body also dissipated in that instant.
If one of Xue Lin and Liu Mei returned, Lu Kang would no longer have the power to resist.
"You don't need to slam the door like that, do you? As soon as they leave, you'll pick on them. Lu Kang said angrily. Then he looked up at the sky, and there was no trace of Bai Xuan for a long time, and a trace of envy flashed on his face.
This is the real ability to fly to the heavens and the earth.
This Bai Xuan can also be regarded as a talent. In this sensitive period, if you don't stay in the nest well, you dare to come out to find yourself, or you are really not afraid of death. Either you have enough confidence in your own strength.
After regaining some strength, he got up and planned to go back.
At this moment, there was a whining sound in my ears.
Lu Kang couldn't help but look at the old Taoist priest hanging on the tree, the old guy was shivering from the cold, and his face was blue.
"You say you, what kind of dating software does a monk still play?" Lu Kang said with a smile.
The old Taoist priest whined and wanted to speak. However, his mouth was gagged.
seems to be begging Lu Kang to save him.
The old Taoist priest was about to cry.
Pity the poor old man, it's a big deal, I won't make an appointment next time, let's change it to a big health care line.
In this deep mountain and wild forest, basically no one will come, and the fog is heavy at night.
If Lu Kang didn't save him, the result would be obvious, either he would be starved to death or frozen to death!
Lu Kang looked at him, a little embarrassed: "It's too high, I can't reach it!" ”
Old Taoist: "......"
Nima, you were able to draw with the legendary immortal bones just now, what does this mean?
Big brother. Don't make a fuss.
However, what Lu Kang said was the truth, just now he had the power to protect himself with the help of the strength of the guy in his body.
Now that the threat is gone, people have taken their strength back.
Lu Kang circled three times. I was really embarrassed: "Why don't I call the police?" By the way, I will contact you again, 12? ”
"......" old Taoist priest.
Lu Kang finally climbed up with difficulty, and kept biting the rope on the old Taoist priest with his teeth.
If you call the police, you will also be exposed.
"Poof!"
The rope just broke. The old Taoist priest fell from a tree three or four meters high and fell to the ground solidly.
The old Taoist priest removed the socks on his mouth, took several mouthfuls in a row, grinned and wailed, and the two big gold teeth were extremely dazzling: "The forehead is a mother, and the third master's forehead and buttocks are about to fall into eight petals!" ”
"Since you're okay, I'll go." Lu Kang jumped from the tree and was about to leave.
"Hold on!"
Lao Dao hurriedly stopped: "Shoot that life-saving benefactor." Don't be in a hurry. ”
Lu Kang looked back at him and said, "Please speak Mandarin, don't bring dialects." ”
The old Taoist priest covered his chest with his hands and pouted his ass and jumped up and down. With tears streaming down his face, he said: "Big brother, I'm hungry, I'm cold, ask for three or five bottles, save my old man." ”
“……”
Lu Kang finally helped him find his tattered Taoist robe in the woods, and then took him down the mountain, and ordered him a lot of things at a food stall called "Fish and Shrimp Love" on the side of the road.
Lu Kang sat on the side and watched him eat silently.
While eating, the old Taoist priest was probably a little embarrassed, and pushed a portion of grilled chicken wings in front of him in front of Lu Kang, grinning: "Big brother, why don't you eat?" ”
After speaking, he came to his senses: "I forgot, big brother, you are stiff...... Stiff...... So you can't eat these. ”
Lu Kang smiled: "Have you eaten enough?" ”
"Almost, it would be nice if I could do another sauna." The old Taoist priest burped.
"Now that you're full, go home."
Lu Kang got up and settled the bill, and smiled.
The old Taoist priest's eyes rolled, and he suddenly came up, and said with a somewhat flattering smile: "Big brother, I don't know what you do." ”
"Open the coffin, what? Are you going to take care of my business and buy yourself a coffin in advance? Lu Kang said.
"I'm only twenty-five years old this year, so I don't need it for the time being." The old Taoist priest shook his head.
"You're only twenty-five?"
Lu Kang looked at him and said angrily: "I think it was twenty-five years old forty years ago." ”
He couldn't help but suspect that this guy, like Zhuang Bifan's Uncle Yuanbao, had Alzheimer's disease.
"I'm really only twenty-five years old, I don't believe you look at other people's ID cards."
The old Taoist priest took out his wallet and began to rummage, accidentally took out a condom, smiled awkwardly, and finally took out his ID card and handed it to Lu Kang.
Lu Kang took it and looked at it and found that it was written.
Name: Wu Sanjin
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Han
Born: April 4, 1993
Address: Xinyang ......, Henan Province
"Are you really twenty-five? It can't be a fake ID card, right? Lu Kang was a little surprised.
Dare to love the old man in front of him is still an authentic post-90s generation......
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