Half a day later, Lu Kang and Lao Dao were squatting on the side of the road smoking cigarettes without image.

Lu Kang couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, he was really twenty-five years old, as for why he looked so old, it is said that he had a serious illness when he was a child, and he was a little old man since he was a child.

"And what do you do?" Lu Kang asked curiously.

He can now understand why Lao Dao went on a date, but there is no way, he is obviously only 25 years old. But like an old man, and he doesn't have much money, if he falls in love, a little girl of the same age will definitely not look down on him.

As for the fifty or sixty-year-old aunt, Lao Dao said that he didn't like to lick rotten pork.

Rotten pork is the point, knock on the blackboard and write it down.

Lao Dao sighed and said: "Poor Dao has gone south and north over the years, and has experienced countless ups and downs, ups and downs......"

"Getting to the point!" Lu Kang interrupted him.

Lao Dao coughed: "Poor Dao's dream is to personally remake a Mr. Zombie, so he worked as a special trick in Hengdian, earning 180 yuan a day, eating two boxed lunches by the way, and also opened an online store on Taobao." Specializing in ghost hunting and demon collection, these magic weapons ......"

Speaking of this, he looked at Lu Kang and couldn't help but blush.

The magic weapons on his Taobao store boasted very well, but the producer of his magic weapons was stripped naked by zombies and hung on a tree, and almost died.

"Don't tell me, that half-fairy spirit hall on Taobao is opened by you?" Lu Kang looked at him with burning eyes.

Lao Dao rubbed his hands, a little embarrassed: "It should be, maybe, it may be about it." ”

"Holy!"

Hearing this, Lu Kang couldn't help but burst into a foul language: "Do you remember me?" ”

"Well, we have ...... Ever seen it? Lao Dao was taken aback by him, and he was very unscored.

It's really useless that a lot of things sold in his Taobao store, and countless customers left messages to pick up knives and cut him alive.

Lu Kang is one of them......

Lu Kang smiled: "I called you last time, and I left you a message on Taobao." ”

Lao Dao was stunned for a moment, and finally came to a head after thinking for a long time, and then looked at Lu Kang in disbelief and said, "You...... You're the one who left a message saying that you were poisoned? ”

"You finally remembered? Looks like you hung up on me at the time, didn't you? ”

Lu Kang is so angry, it was the old boy in front of him who scolded him on the phone before daring to love.

Lao Dao said with a serious face: "Boss, you have wronged this, Poor Dao was doing a very important and urgent matter at the time, and you suddenly called me and scared me, and I forgot about it afterwards, I didn't remember it." ”

However, in fact, on the day Lu Kang called him, Lao Dao went to the club.

Then I called a big girl to serve myself......

"Really?" Lu Kang was a little unconvinced.

Lao Dao immediately patted his chest, his face was not red and he said without panting: "I, Wu Sanye, never deceive people, if you don't believe it, you can go and inquire, especially in the area of Lincheng Hengdian Film and Television City, which is praised by everyone." ”

"Okay, I've had enough of you anyway, you can disappear in front of my eyes now." Lu Kang waved his hand.

Lao Dao rubbed his hands and said squirmingly: "Boss, what's that." Do you still have people in the store? ”

"No recruitment!" Lu Kang smiled.

Lao Dao was a little discouraged, but he didn't give up and said: "Boss, you can take in this poor old man, there are a lot of things that you can do, and I am sure to serve you comfortably." ”

"Aren't you an actor? If you don't leave the Avenue of Stars, you want to do chores for me? ”

Lu Kang was puzzled, and said, "Besides, I'm a zombie." Aren't you afraid that I sucked your blood? ”

Lao Dao coughed dryly: "I was fired from the crew last week because ...... Because I accidentally hit the assistant director, and besides, although you are a zombie, when you are on the mountain, you say that you don't suck human blood......"

"How?"

At that time, he rolled up his sleeves and kicked the grandson's buttocks, and then pressed him to the ground, and kept slapping him, and the monks did not speak. If you say him, you will him. ”

Hearing this, Lu Kang got up and left without saying a word.

The assistant director is equivalent to the boss, but this old thing will fight when he says it, and he may beat himself like that in the future.

As soon as he saw that he was leaving, the old Taoist priest suddenly became anxious: "Boss, don't you want to walk freely in the sun?" ”

"What do you mean by that?" Lu Kang looked back at him.

Sunlight is nothing less than poison to him. Before, he used to go out during the day on cloudy days, or rainy days, even so, he had to use an umbrella, otherwise his eyes couldn't stand it.

Lao Dao gritted his teeth: "There is a way to make you not afraid of the sun." ”

Lu Kang's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but become interested, and motioned for him to continue.

"I used to talk to an old Taoist priest, and he left me a lot of drawn talismans before he braided my hair, including the light avoidance charm!" The old Taoist said as if showing off: "The light avoidance spell can make you not afraid of the sun, and you can walk freely day and night." ”

"Deal!"

Lu Kang nodded: "But I have to ask for two!" ”

One for herself, and one for Yan'er.

Save a bad Internet addict girl who knows to stay at home and play games every day.

Lao Dao felt a little painful: "Okay." And this salary? ”

"Five thousand a month, including ...... food," Lu Kang said with a smile.

Lao Dao slumped his face: "Is it a little less?" ”

"Four thousand!"

Lao Dao jumped to his feet directly: "Don't, let's discuss it again......"

"Three thousand!"

"Okay, three thousand is three thousand. Count you ruthless! ”

Seeing that Lu Kang cut a thousand at a time, Lao Dao was instantly intimidated.

"Very well, come with me."

Lu Kang nodded with a smile and rushed to the coffin shop with him.

What kind of light spell can be obtained. Not to mention 3,000 a month, it is not distressing to give him 30,000 a month.

After stopping a taxi, Lao Dao asked in the car: "By the way, boss, your surname." ”

"Lu Kang." Lu Kang said with a smile.

Lao Dao nodded: "The name is Wu Sanjin, also known as Wu Sanye, this gold was not gold in the past, but a jin of two catties." It is said that when I was a child, I was born with only three catties, so my parents named me Wu Sanjin, and then I changed it because I didn't like it. ”

"Then I'll call you the third master directly." Lu Kangdao.

Lao Dao was immediately embarrassed: "This ...... How embarrassing is that? We seem to be about the same age, right? ”

"It's okay, who made you an old man." Lu Kang smiled.

Lao Dao burst into tears, so he had to silently endure Lu Kang's knife.

Soon, the car arrived at the coffin shop, and the old man was very attentive and rushed to pay for the car.

After getting out of the car, he stood at the door of the coffin shop and kept looking: "Boss, this is the shop you opened?" ”

Lu Kang just wanted to nod, but heard him smash his mouth and say: "It's not graded, the feng shui is not good, the name on the plaque is not good, the pattern is too small......"

"......" Lu Kang.

Lao Dao didn't notice that someone's face was a little ugly, and said to himself: "Boss, how is your business in this store?" ”

"There's no business, if you're afraid I won't be able to pay my salary. It can be reversed. Lu Kangqiang resisted the urge to slap him to death.

"No, no, no."

Lao Dao immediately shook his head: "Boss, you misunderstood, it means that your method is wrong, if you want the coffin to sell well, you will have to die." Go back and buy some pesticides and rat medicines, sprinkle other people's water, and ensure that business is prosperous. ”

Lu Kang suddenly regretted accepting this old man's essence.

At this time, Yan'er ran down from the upper floor. threw himself into Lu Kang's arms, and kept hammering his chest with his small fist: "Master, you're finally back, I thought you didn't want Yan'er, ......"

"I don't want to, but I don't have the chance." Lu Kang quipped.

Yan'er was heartbroken: "The master is a big bastard with no conscience, a big pig's trotters......"

The third master looked at Yan'er with shining eyes, and muttered while looking: "Excellent." The big girl that the third master met before was not a fart in front of her......"

After Yan'er finally recovered her emotions, she noticed the old Tao on the side, and couldn't help asking, "Master, who is this ugly monster?" ”

Without waiting for Lu Kang's introduction, the third master immediately stretched out his hand happily: "My name is Wu Sanjin." The people on the road are called the third master, they are twenty-five years old this year, unmarried, does the little sister have a boyfriend......"

He couldn't help but be glad that his trip was not in vain, and he didn't recognize Yan'er as a zombie.

Lu Kang's face was a little unnatural, Lao Dao's lustful stinky problem was committed again, but then he looked at Lao Dao with a smile and didn't say a word.

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