Yan'er's reaction was the same as Lu Kang's, her beautiful eyes widened and she looked at Lao Dao: "Are you really only 25 years old?" ”

"Yes, yes."

Lao Dao nodded, and smiled: "Don't look at your forehead, you look old, but after forty or fifty years, your forehead will still look like this." ”

Yan'er held her chin and circled the old road several times, and finally said: "Did you too much when you were young?" ”

Lao Dao was speechless for an instant.

"Yes. It must be like this. ”

Yan'er clapped her hands and said very firmly: "It must have been you masturbating too much when you were a child to become like this." ”

"The reason why I am like this is because I had a serious illness when I was a child."

"Besides, the little girl's family, don't think so dirty."

Lao Dao blushed and argued with a thick neck, this is a question of men's self-esteem, and you can't pretend not to hear it.

Yan'er nodded, and finally reached out and shook Lao Dao together: "You are quite interesting." ”

"You're interesting too." Lao Dao touched Yan'er's hand carefully and couldn't help grinning.

It's so slippery. It's so soft.

Yan'er was stunned, then looked at him with a smile and said, "Is my hand comfortable to touch?" ”

"It's comfortable, it's just a little icy." The old way subconsciously.

Yan'er licked her lips and said with a smile: "Then you touch it again?" ”

And this kind of good thing?

Lao Dao was excited, and subconsciously wanted to touch it twice, but then he found out that something was wrong.

I saw that long nails suddenly grew on Yan'er's small hands, which were still boneless.

Lao Dao was instantly confused.

"Why don't you touch it?" Yan'er smiled, and two zombie teeth were exposed.

Lao Dao snorted: "You...... You're also stiff...... Corpse? ”

If he had known that this was the case, he would not have paid attention to Yan'er, after all, there are still lessons from the past.

He subconsciously wanted to withdraw his hand, but found that Yan'er's nails were clutching him.

"Boss. Take care of your zombies, she's ...... She's going to bite me......" Lao Dao roared heartbreakingly.

"Alright, almost."

Lu Kang waved his hand to stop Yan'er's behavior, and introduced: "This guy will be an employee of our store in the future, if there is anything to do, you don't have to be polite, anyway, it is a salary." ”

"Master, people still think it's better to suck him." Yan'er was a little unhappy, still staring at Lao Dao.

Lao Dao hurriedly hid behind Lu Kang, and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, the third master has a great effect, don't suck me." ”

"Why don't you take out your Light Charm yet?" Lu Kang looked at him with a smile.

Lao Dao swallowed and said, "You turn around first, don't peek!" ”

"What's so mysterious?" Yan'er was puzzled, and she didn't know what the light protection spell in Lu Kang's mouth was.

However, seeing that Lao Dao insisted, Lu Kang still asked Yan'er and himself to turn away from him.

Lao Dao breathed a sigh of relief. Reaching for the crotch of his pants, he dug into it, and in two clicks, he pulled out two talismans.

"Alright, boss, turn around."

Lu Kang turned around and saw that there were two more talismans in his hand, as if he was doing a trick.

As soon as I saw the talisman. Yan'er subconsciously stood behind her: "Master, he wants to suppress us with a spell." ”

"Don't be afraid, it's a light-out curse."

Lao Dao hurriedly explained: "Boss, you take two cups out, the bigger the better." ”

Lu Kang didn't doubt him, and told Yan'er to go upstairs and get two cups.

"Boss. You sit cross-legged, and I'll give you a light curse right now. Lao Dao commanded.

Lu Kang nodded, sat down as he instructed, and saw Lao Dao light one of the light-blocking charms, and then quickly put it in the glass, and then buckled the glass on top of Lu Kang's head.

At the same time, Lao Dao jumped and jumped, chanting words in his mouth, only to see that the ashes from the talisman in the glass melted into Lu Kang's head at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally there was nothing left.

The process is the same as cupping, except that cupping shoots out the moisture and poisonous gas in the body, and the old man's operation is to melt the talisman ashes into it.

"Alright." Lao Dao let out a sigh of relief. Reminder.

Lu Kang hadn't reacted yet: "That's good?" ”

He couldn't help but wonder if Lao Dao was fooling himself, and Yan'er looked at him with bad intentions.

"Poor Dao pinched his fingers and knew that tomorrow must be sunny and shining. When the time comes, boss, you can experiment with it. Lao Dao took out his mobile phone and looked at the weather forecast, and then said seriously.

Lu Kang was skeptical, and then asked Yan'er to sit down. Lao Dao once again concocted a light-proof spell for him.

Yan'er was very unconvinced: "Master, this old man is unreliable at first glance, why don't I believe it." ”

"If it's fake, I'll allow you to suck him." Lu Kang smiled.

Yan'er clapped her hands: "Okay, very good." ”

Hearing this, Lao Dao's scalp exploded all over his body. I felt a little weak in my heart.

After all, this talisman was left to him by the old thing before he died, and it was the first time he used it for zombies, so it wouldn't work.

"Alright, I'll go up and take a shower, and you can do whatever you want."

With a wave of his hand, Lu Kang went up to the second floor and walked into the bathroom, and Yan'er immediately followed with great hospitality: "Master, will they change your clothes?" ”

Lu Kang nodded, but did not refuse, let her put water for herself, then took off her clothes and lay in, slowly enjoying Yan'er scrubbing her body.

The old man downstairs glanced in the direction of the bathroom with envy. sighed: "This year, zombies can have objects, so how can the third master, a 25-year-old single dog, live." ”

After some emotion, he was not idle. I picked up the broom on the side and started to clean it.

Lao Dao is still a little forced in his heart, knowing that he is now an employee of the coffin shop, if he doesn't show some attitude. It's really possible that the two zombies above will be used as dinner.

After seeing Lu Kang fall asleep in the bathtub, Yan'er tiptoed out.

As soon as she went out, Lu Kang opened his eyes, and the corners of his mouth flashed with a hint of mockery: "Have you seen enough?" ”

However, no one responded to him, as if he were talking to himself.

Lu Kang was not angry, and said with a smile: "I said you are a woman." Peek at me, a big man, taking a shower, going to the toilet, and even sleeping. Excuse me? You're shameless, I still want it. ”

As soon as the words fell.

A cold snort sounded in his head: "Do you think this seat wants to see it?" ”

It was the woman in his body who couldn't help but make a sound.

"Since you don't want to, then you should come out, so that you are good, I am good, everyone is good." Lu Kang frowned.

"This seat can't go out now, what's more, if it weren't for this seat, you would have been crushed and scattered."

Hearing this, Lu Kang was silent for a moment, and the emotions in his heart were very complicated.

He hated and appreciated the one in his body.

What she hates is that she has turned herself into a zombie who is neither human nor ghost, living a dark life.

I am grateful that I have encountered several crises, and it seems that the other party has resolved them.

For example, in the middle of the night, Huang Ying and his siblings were both great immortals who had cultivated the climate, and Lu Kang was not their opponent even if he was incarnated as a zombie, and it was the one in his body who subdued them.

There is also the scene where he fought with Bai Xuan before.

Lu Kang frowned and asked, "Then when will you be able to come out of my body?" You can't rely on me for the rest of your life, can you? ”

When a normal person encounters this situation, it is estimated that it is not much better, after all, there is a guy in the body who is watching your words and deeds all the time, including eating, drinking, and even slapping with female tickets, how long can you hold on, and how big the size is, everyone can see it clearly......

There was silence in the air, apparently the other party was reluctant to speak.

"Come on, if you don't want to answer, I won't ask, let's talk about it on another topic."

Lu Kang smiled bitterly: "Since you don't come out, then you have to let me know about you, such as what is your name?" ”

The voice from before sounded again: "This surname is Ji, the name is Tianyao, you can call me Ji Niangniang!" ”

"Ji Tianyao, Ji Niangniang?"

Lu Kang was a little stunned: "You are taking advantage of me a little." ”

In response to him, there was a burst of neglect, as if the other party didn't care if he suffered at all.

Lu Kang was taken aback, so he had to touch his nose and say, "Then you tell me, they all said that I got something lost below, what is this thing?" ”

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