Because you're getting married, that's why you came to buy a coffin?

Lu Kang was stunned, feeling that his brain was suddenly a little short-circuited.

When did the marriage customs in China become so strange?

And the second half of the woman's sentence said that the boyfriend had obtained his wife's consent to let her enter the door.

At first glance, this sounds like a speech problem.

Wasn't polygamy abandoned for many years?

Without waiting for him to think too much, he heard the woman ask again: "Handsome guy, can you let your boss come out for a while." ”

"I'm the boss."

Lu Kang suppressed the puzzlement in his heart and said with a smile: "I don't know what kind of coffin you want, what is the price in my heart?" ”

"You're the boss?"

The woman glanced at Lu Kang and looked very surprised. It seems that he didn't expect that this handsome and young young man in front of him was actually the owner of the coffin shop.

After making sure that Lu Kang didn't seem to be joking, she took two steps forward with the corner of her skirt.

The woman walked all the way to a coffin and looked at it, and finally stretched out her finger and pointed to the coffin in the second row on Lu Kang's right hand and said, "Just want this, how much is it?" ”

Lu Kang looked in the direction of her finger and found that it was made of cypress wood, and the head of the wood was carved with a dragon and phoenix picture.

In fact, the coffins in the store are all made of cypress, but the carved patterns of some coffins are different.

As for the coffin, the only thing Lu Kang knows is that according to the material, sandalwood is the best, followed by nanmu and catalpa. Finally, there is cypress, which is more popular.

He didn't understand the specifics, after all, these were left by Zhao Jin, the original owner of the coffin shop, anyway, the quality would definitely not be much better, otherwise Zhao Jin would not be so mixed up that he couldn't afford to eat, let alone leave it to himself.

"You give 55." Lu Kang thought about it generally.

He also thought that the woman would bargain, who knew that she was very satisfied: "Okay, are you responsible for home delivery here?" ”

"Sorry, we don't have this service here." Lu Kang shook his head and smiled.

He didn't even have a car, how could he deliver it, and he didn't have any hope of having a business at the beginning.

The woman nodded in understanding, took out her wallet and gave the money to Lu Kang: "This is three thousand yuan, counted as a deposit, I will have someone to transport it tomorrow, and I will have to trouble you at that time, and I will give you the rest later." ”

Without waiting for Lu Kang to speak, Yan'er on the side reached out and took the money with great kindness.

Lu Kang glared at her and said to the woman: "That, beauty, I don't know your surname yet, why don't you leave a phone number?" ”

"My surname is Yan, as for the phone number, you don't need to leave it, someone will come over tomorrow anyway."

The woman smiled and walked out of the store, not dragging her feet at all.

Lu Kang frowned and watched her leave, always feeling that something was wrong in his heart, but he couldn't say it specifically.

Yan'er suddenly exclaimed: "Master, look at this money." ”

Lu Kang hurriedly looked at the money in her hand, and found that the banknote given by the woman just now turned into a pile of dark money in a blink of an eye, and there were several big characters of Tiandi Bank printed on it, just like magic, it was not too exciting.

Lu Kang: "......"

"Boom, I'm so angry. He actually used the money to deceive us. ”

Yan'er was uncomfortable by Lu Kang, so she had to smile, after all, the money was collected by her, and now it has become a dark banknote.

"Master, I'll go and get that woman back right away and let you insert her!"

After dropping a sentence indignantly, Yan'er turned around and was about to chase out.

Boom, I'm angry.

If this incident makes the old man angry, he won't buy a computer for Yan'er.

Yan'er would definitely tear that woman in two.

As soon as she walked to the door, Lu Kang's angry voice came from behind her: "Come back!" ”

Yan'er shuddered. Looking back, he looked at Lu Kang hazy and said, "Master, it's Yan'er's fault, don't be angry, it's a big deal, wouldn't it be okay for people to sleep with you for a few more nights." ”

"When did I say I was angry?"

Seeing her look like she was about to cry, Lu Kang suddenly smiled and smiled happily: "Who told you that the dark money is useless?" ”

"Master, do you mean not to be angry with Yan'er?" Yan'er's eyes widened in disbelief.

Hey, the old man can't be crazy, right? Or is it brewing a way to punish Yan'er again?

Lu Kang nodded: "Of course." It's too late for me to compliment you. ”

He was worried about testing whether the dark banknote was the same as what Chen Xiao said.

Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, there were people, no, there was a ghost who came to deliver the dead money.

"Don't make a bitter face, hurry up upstairs and get an iron basin down."

Lu Kang ordered angrily, and Yan'er suddenly stumbled upstairs and got an iron basin.

He walked to the door of the coffin shop with an iron basin, and asked Yan'er to hand over the dark banknote, intending to light it and take a look.

Suddenly, I realized that I didn't seem to have a lighter.

"Yan'er, you go next door and buy a lighter and come back." Lu Kang commanded.

When Yan'er was about to go out, she ran into a person.

Zhuang Bifan, dressed in a gray robe, walked in with a wine gourd and said with a smile: "Yo, burn paper money?" What kind of fuss are you guys doing, it seems that zombies don't need dead money, right? ”

"Stop talking nonsense, is there a fire?" Lu Kang glanced up at him.

Zhuang Bifan nodded, took out a lighter from his body, and Lu Kang took it. Scatter the bills in an iron basin and light them with a lighter.

After seeing the dark money in the iron basin burning, Lu Kang pulled Yan'er and retreated far away, both afraid of the fire and a little expectant.

Chen Xiao said it. This dark money has two benefits, one is that it can be turned into money in the yang world, and the other is that it can block disasters.

Lu Kang prefers the former, after all, only money can be seen.

Zhuang Bifan pestle at the door. I took a sip of wine and watched it all with interest.

Soon, all the banknotes in the iron basin were burned out and turned into a black cloud of paper ashes.

Lu Kang looked around, then took out his mobile phone and looked at it, there was no money on the ground, and there was no arrival information on the mobile phone.

"Master, will we be deceived?" Yan'er said weakly.

Lu Kang's face turned green directly, and he wanted to scold.

Zhuang Bifan burped. smiled: "Hey, hey, hey, paper money is not burned like you, if it is burned to the people below, while burning, you have to recite a mantra at the same time, reciting the deceased's birth date or something." ”

At this moment, a middle-aged man on a bicycle happened to pass by the door of the coffin shop.

"Smack!" Something wrapped in paper fell off him.

The middle-aged man was unaware of this, and soon disappeared on a bicycle.

Without Lu Kang's instructions, Yan'er trotted out to pick up the bag of things, then opened it and looked at it, and was immediately surprised: "Master, there is a lot of money." ”

As she spoke, she walked in with the money, Lu Kang took a look and found that it was all banknotes from the yang world, not to mention 10,000 yuan.

For a while, Lu Kang and Yan'er stared at each other with big eyes. Speechless.

Excited, shocked, skeptical......

There was a feeling of a windfall from heaven.

"Master, shouldn't this money be ......" Yan'er pointed to the ashes in the iron basin. Something incredible.

Lu Kang put all the money in his pocket without thinking about it, nodded and said, "It must be like this." ”

Zhuang Bifan on the side stopped doing it: "Hey, hey, don't bring such shamelessness, this is the money that people dropped." You have to pay it back. ”

"Who dropped it?" Lu Kang turned to look at him.

Zhuang Bifan said: "It's the uncle who got up the bicycle just now." ”

"Do you know his name? Do you know where he lives? Do you know his contact details? Lu Kang said with a smile.

Yan'er echoed: "That's it, this money is what we exchanged for the dark money, besides, why should we pay back the money we picked up with our ability?" ”

Zhuang Bifan was almost angry: "Then you have to hand it over to the police and let the police be responsible." ”

"No, I'll give you two hundred hush money."

Lu Kang took out the money again and drew two from it for him.

Zhuang Bifan's face turned red. As if he had been humiliated, he stretched out five fingers and said, "At least five hundred!" ”

"......" Lu Kang.

"......" Yan'er.

After Zhuang Bifan accepted the five hundred yuan extorted from someone, he sat down and said with a smile: "Oh, listen to what you just meant." A ghost came to buy a coffin from you, and then gave you the money? ”

"Yes."

Lu Kang nodded and told the story: "The other party also said that it was bought for marriage......

After listening, Zhuang Bifan did not speak with a calm face, and only after a while did he sneer: "What a secret marriage!" ”

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