"Secret marriage?"

Lu Kang looked at him with some surprise: "Isn't that a kind of feudal legend among the people?" ”

Besides, what does the secret marriage have to do with the coffin?

Even Yan'er was a little blindsided.

Zhuang Bifan nodded and replied, "Do you know what day tomorrow is?" ”

"September 16th of the solar calendar, what's wrong?" Lu Kang was puzzled.

Yan'er glared at him: "Can you stop selling it, it's really annoying." ”

"Tomorrow is the seventh day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, and it is forbidden to marry, bury, break ground, and build bridges on the yellow calendar."

Zhuang Bifan smiled stupidly. Said: "Among them, marrying is the first taboo, you just said that the woman just now will get married tomorrow, just against Huang Li, could it be that her family doesn't even understand this?" No matter how bad it is, you know that it is a marriage event, after all, it is a major marriage event. ”

Lu Kang nodded to understand, this is a custom and concept, whether it is a red or white happy event, an auspicious day of the zodiac will be chosen, especially the time when people are buried after death, they need to be calculated in advance.

On the contrary, Yan'er pursed her lips and was a little disbelieving, her eyes kept looking at Zhuang Bifan, and she always felt that he was no different from the kind of magic stick on the street that pretended to be a ghost.

"That's one of them."

The woman told you again. Her boyfriend got his wife's permission to let her in, right? ”

Lu Kang nodded and motioned for him to continue.

Zhuang Bifan put his hands behind his back, tried his best to look like a master in the world, and coughed: "In this society now, what woman is willing to accept her husband marrying a second woman?" Unless the woman who entered the door after the door was a dead person, even if it was a dead person, it is estimated that most women would not be able to accept it. ”

"That's the second one."

Speaking of this, Zhuang Bifan turned to look at the coffin behind him: "The reason why she bought you a coffin is probably also used to hold her own body, if I guess correctly, the woman before should not have been dead for long, otherwise she wouldn't even need a coffin." ”

Listening to his analysis, Lu Kang believed seven or eight points in his heart.

Now Yan'er's gaze at Zhuang Bifan has become different.

Although this little white face looks a little more handsome than the old man, he still has two brushes.

"Then what is a ghost marriage?" Lu Kang glanced at him and couldn't help but ask curiously.

The previous woman was a ghost, and he himself was a shadow, so it stands to reason that he should have caught her just now and sent her down, but he didn't pay attention to letting her go under his nose, and he had to engage in some kind of secret marriage.

Lu Kang was a little worried that the other party would cause him some trouble.

Zhuang Bifan took out a pack of cigarettes, took out one and put it in his mouth, and pointed to the one on his mouth very sassy to Lu Kang.

The expression seemed to say, if you want to hear it, you can do it, but you have to light a cigarette for me.

"Yan'er, give him something." Lu Kangqiang resisted the urge to strangle him.

Hey, the master is also a bad person, and he knows that people are afraid of fire and still asks others to do that.

Yan'er muttered, but picked up the lighter and carefully lit it for Zhuang Bifan.

Zhuang Bifan spat out the smoke ring and said: "There are two kinds of so-called underworld marriages, yin and yang and double yin, the former is a marriage contract between the living and the dead, and the latter is a marriage contract between two dead people. The woman just now should be a yin and yang match. ”

"How do you know? What if it's a double yin match? Yan'er said unconvinced.

Boom, I really want to punch this little white-faced face twice, so that he won't be embarrassed in front of the master.

Zhuang Bifan didn't know that he had been on someone's blacklist, glanced at Yan'er contemptuously, shook Erlang's legs and said: "Heh, what a woman with long hair and short knowledge, if it is a double yin match, then the other party will buy two coffins." ”

Yan'er was instantly stimulated by his sentence of long hair and short insight. Rushing towards him with his teeth and claws, Lu Kang hurriedly grabbed her and persuaded: "Yan'er, don't be impulsive, we are civilized people, it's not good to fight and kill." ”

"Hey, sir, Yan'er is so angry. This little white face actually scolded people for having long hair and short knowledge. Yan'er was aggrieved.

Lu Kang patted her head and comforted: "You don't have long hair and short knowledge. ”

"It's still the master who loves people."

Someone made up again: "Well, at most, it's just a big chest and no brain, and besides, you're not a woman." ”

"......" Yan'er.

After finally appeasing Yan'er, Lu Kang looked at Zhuang Bifan who had retreated into the distance and said: "You are also a Taoist priest, what kind of turtle hall is from Maoshan under the teacher, don't you care if you see this situation?" ”

"I repeat again, it's Maoshan Fuxi Hall, not a turtle hall......"

Zhuang Bifan's forehead jumped violently, and he said at the end: "People haven't done anything hurtful, what do I care about her?" Besides, I guess the reason why the other party wants to get married is probably for Wangfu. ”

In fact, he still didn't say a word in his heart, there were two zombies standing in front of him, didn't he care.

"Wangfu? And this kind of statement? Lu Kang suddenly became interested.

"You don't understand that, do you?"

Zhuang Bifan dusted off his cigarette ashes: "The use of underworld marriage is actually similar to raising a little ghost, it is all to bring good luck to the living, just like the woman just now." She came to buy a coffin instead of an ice coffin, and the coffin was an official and wealthy, so I speculated that her so-called boyfriend should be an official, and it is estimated that his career was not smooth. I want to change my luck in this way. ”

Lu Kang was stunned in an instant, and couldn't help but glance at Zhuang Bifan in surprise.

The understanding of him has also gone further.

When the two first met, Lu Kang thought he was just a rich second generation who kept his ancestral property.

I didn't expect to know so many ways.

Zhuang Bifan touched his stomach and said with squeezing his eyebrows: "What's that." After all that I've told you, I'm a little hungry, aren't you going to treat me to a late-night snack? Let's say okay first, I don't want cheap ones. ”

"I seem to be hungry too."

Lu Kang also touched his stomach, turned his head to look at Yan'er and said, "Yan'er, are you hungry?" ”

"Master, people are hungry."

Yan'er nodded, and then looked at Zhuang Bifan with ill will. Licking his lips, he said: "There is a living person in front of me, and the skin is still tender and tender, or we ......"

"Well, I suddenly found that I wasn't hungry, you guys are busy, I'll go back to sleep."

Zhuang Bifan's face changed, and he ran out with a word, as fast as he wanted.

Lu Kang smiled, went upstairs to find a clean towel and began to clean the dust on the coffin.

The focus is on the coffin that the female ghost surnamed Yan wanted.

Let's not talk about whether to accept her or not, but if I collect her money, I have to wait until this transaction is completed.

Yan'er always stood at the door, muttering uncontrollably: "Master, why hasn't the computer come yet." ”

It wasn't until nine o'clock in the evening that the computer installer hurried over, and it took an hour of busy work to install the computer on the second floor, after Lu Kang paid the money. Yan'er rushed upstairs and turned on the computer to play a game.

It turned out that there was no Internet, and a certain Internet addict girl fully carried forward the spirit of not giving up, and ran to the door of the Tianshi Hall next door to threaten and scold, and finally learned the WIFI password of his home from Zhuang Bifan.

Not long after, there was a scolding between Yan'er and her game teammates upstairs.

Lu Kang sat downstairs next to the coffin shop and thought about the secret marriage. After thinking about it again and again, he always felt that he should make the first performance as an agent, so that when Chen Xiao came back, he still had zero performance.

So he decided to go and see for himself what the hell this underworld marriage was.

On the next day. Lu Kang found Yan'er, promised to install a broadband band for her within three days, and then climbed into the coffin of the female ghost surnamed Yan, covered the coffin lid, and told Yan'er to wait until the door to pick up the coffin, and then said that he had gone out.

It wasn't until the afternoon of the next day that the coffin finally came.

Lu Kang couldn't see anyone in the coffin, only heard the sound of brakes. There were also the voices of three or four men.

"Beauty, we're here to get the coffin, what about your boss?" One of the men asked.

Yan'er replied outside: "Our boss is out, but he said it before leaving." After you have given the final payment, you can carry the coffin into the car yourself. ”

"Okay."

The man counted the money, and then ordered the remaining three men to find ropes to wrap around the two ends of the coffin where Lu Kang was, one of them wanted to open it, but was stopped by Yan'er: "Our boss said that the coffin can't be opened before arriving home, otherwise it will be unlucky." ”

Immediately afterwards, Lu Kang only felt that the coffin was shaking, and it should have been lifted.

One of them seemed to mutter, and the coffin was a little heavy.

Fortunately, the others didn't pay much attention to it.

After that, Lu Kang felt that he was being carried into the trunk of the car, and then the car started.

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