Chapter 134: One Man, One Slap
"Impossible!" Master Li shouted angrily, "This is definitely a coincidence, a slap can make the two of them get back together?" That's! ”
The guy next to him also hurriedly chimed in: "Yes, yes, yes! Her husband is willing to turn back, because he figured it out, but in fact, it has nothing to do with these two liars at all! They are pure blind cats and dead rats, don't be fooled! ”
When the other guests heard this, they were also suspicious, if it was a coincidence, it would be a bit too coincidental......
Someone else said just now, the fastest half an hour, the slowest two hours, just a little time in the middle, her husband pinched the watch and changed his mind? If that were the case, what would you have done earlier?
However, if it was really that slap that worked, everyone felt that they couldn't believe it, so after thinking about it, they finally favored Master Li's statement, thinking that it might really be just a coincidence.
Zhang Cheng smiled: "Since you don't believe it, why don't we gamble?" ”
"Bet on it, I'm afraid of what you're doing! What do you say bet on! "Master Li is not to be outdone.
"Okay, let's bet on these guests present today, except for the eldest sister, there are still six left, if I solve all their affairs, then I win, you have to kneel at the door of my store, respectfully kowtow three times, if there is a matter I can't solve, then even if I lose......"
"If you lose! Just get out of the City God Temple! And also...... Your shop is mine! Master Li said first.
"Okay, that's a deal."
Master Li snorted, just now it was just your luck, but I didn't expect you to accept it when you saw it, but you kicked your nose in the face.
Yes! Since you took the initiative to give me a shop, then I don't want a reason!
"Everyone! Please help me testify, just now, but he said it himself, don't admit it when the time comes! ”
"Boss, don't worry, so many people are watching, even if he wants to, he can't rely on it!" Master Li's buddy echoed: "You still help everyone solve problems, do you think you are the reincarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and you still want to purify all sentient beings?" If you can really solve it, I'll kneel down and call you grandpa!" ”
"Okay, remember what you say."
Zhang Cheng walked up to an old man in his sixties who was dressed plainly with his hands behind his back and asked, "Uncle, what do you want to ask?" ”
"Hello Dao Chief!" The old man seemed to be a little nervous, he slowly stood up with his body slumped, and said cautiously: "My waist, when it is windy and rainy, it hurts badly, I have been treated in the hospital for a long time, but it is not good, and it has become more and more powerful recently, even the aisle is a little difficult, the hospital inspection said that there is a problem in the bones, and it can't be cured, so I want to come here to try it......"
When Master Li heard this, he immediately smiled, and even the hospital said that the disease could not be cured, I don't believe that you can cure it!
There can be no more coincidences in this matter, whether it can be cured can be seen at a glance, and it can't be solved for a while, depending on how you explain it!
"Didn't you just have a big mouth? Why don't you move, you're cured! Master Li's face was full of pride.
Zhang Chengli ignored him, let the old man turn around, picked up his clothes and looked at his lower back, and then said confidently.
"Uncle, you should have had an injury on your waist when you were young, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" The old man nodded hurriedly, "When I was young, I went up the mountain to chop wood, and accidentally fell down, and it was far away from the hospital at that time, and the road was not easy to walk, so I prescribed a few plasters from the nearby barefoot doctor, and I lay at home for more than a month before I could get off ......the ground."
"That's right." Zhang Cheng nodded and said: "Your spine is a little misaligned in the waist position, if you go to the hospital in time to correct it, it shouldn't be much of a problem, but unfortunately you didn't pay attention to it, now the misplaced spine has grown back together, but the blood congestion inside has not dispersed, and it has accumulated over time, compressing the central nervous system, so you will feel unbearable pain, and this situation will become more and more serious, no more than a year at most, I'm afraid you will have difficulty even standing up." ”
Hearing what Zhang Cheng said, Master Li couldn't help but be a little stunned, could it be that this guy used to study medicine? How does it sound like the real thing......
"That'...... Is there no rule of law? Hearing Zhang Cheng say so seriously, the old man was also frightened.
Zhang Cheng smiled and pretended to be deep: "Since Poor Dao said that he would help you solve it, it is naturally true to his word." ”
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and patted the old man's lower back.
"That's it! Next! ”
it! Again! And there's more!
Master Li is about to run away......
Nima! You can shoot if the two of you are divorced, and now that others have back pain, you can also shoot it!
What the hell can you do here?
But just when Master Li was about to make a sarcastic remark, the old man suddenly said, "Huh! With a sigh, the originally rickety back straightened up at once.
The old man stood there for a moment, then tried to take two more steps, and then jumped up in ecstasy.
"That's it! My waist is fine! It doesn't hurt at all! ”
What the?
Master Li's eyes almost fell to the ground, the old man struggled to even stand just now, how could he still jump after patting it?
Don't be so exaggerated!
Don't be so awesome!
Master Li felt that his worldview was about to be shattered......
The old man held Zhang Cheng's hand tightly, and said with tears in his eyes: "Dao Chief, you are really a fairy descending to earth, Hua Tuo is alive!" I'm sorry I misunderstood you just now......"
Master Li's buddy shouted unconvinced: "What are you kidding! A disease that can't even be cured by a hospital, you can be cured by a fortune teller! This old man must have been the one you found! ”
"Who told you that Poor Dao is a fortune teller?" Zhang Cheng snorted and snorted at Wang Dafu, "Tell them, who is Poor Dao?" ”
Wang Dafu coughed, stood up and said loudly: "My senior brother Dao Feng, who has practiced in Kunlun Mountain for decades, has gained the understanding of heaven, achieved the body of a half-immortal, cultivated to the heavens and the earth, is proficient in easy counting gossip, is familiar with the five elements of yin and yang, and the art of one-handed disambiguation is even more superb, because he is grateful for the suffering of the world, so this time he made a special trip down the mountain to help the people......"
Wang Dafu crackled and blew nonsense, which stunned all the customers in the store.
Enlighten the Heavenly Machine...... Half-Immortal Body......
Could this wind ...... Is it really a fairy?
If Wang Dafu had said this just now, no one would have believed it, but after the middle-aged woman and the old man, most of these guests began to believe it.
If you get divorced, take a picture, and your husband will run back and kneel and beg for reunion......
If you have a sick waist, pat it and it will immediately become lively......
If this is not a fairy, then what is a fairy!
However, there are a few people who are still skeptical, after all, the scene in front of them is too unbelievable, so they still choose to believe the guy's words, thinking that this old man may have been found.
Zhang Cheng looked at the expressions of these people and smiled secretly in his heart.
Still don't believe it, do you? It's okay, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu will slap a few more times until you believe it!